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Dashdeming

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I have to tell you guys about an incident that I had on a flight earlier this week.

I was seated toward the front of the plane and about two hours into the flight I got up and headed to the back of the 737. About 3/4 the way back there was a man and a woman both leaning into the aisle talking to each other. I turned sideways and said "pardon me" and stepped between the two. After passing I heard the female sort of exclaim and I turned back to see her put her hands apart and say, "oh my god, that guy had a huge thing going down his leg, jesus it was the biggest thing I have ever seen". The guy then sort of took offense and said, "well why were you looking at it", and she said, "well I couldn't help it, it was right in my face and it was huge!" I stood in the rear pretending not to watch or listen and she kept going on and on talking about it and kept glancing toward me to get another look at it. I eventually headed back to my seat and you can damn well bet that she had her eyes glued to my crotch and I noticed that she had her mouth open in a lustful sort of way. She looked up at me as I passed and I gave her a wink and a smile. She raised her eyebrows at me and cocked her head to the side a little sort of like saying, "oh shit, you busted me looking at your crotch". Well the story should end there but it didn't. We left the plane and headed to baggage claim and guess what? Yep, she was right there following me around the baggage claim. She finally struck up a conversation with me by commenting on how long it takes for the luggage to finally show up. We went right into a conversation and she asked how long I am in town, where I am from and where I am staying. She told me where she would be and said, "hey, we should get together for a drink later". It is clear to me that all she wants is to try out some big cock. Of course being a married man and her being married as well, I did not pursue anything but, it was nice to be pursued by a hot MILF.
 
Cool story. Bet it does wonders for your selfestem.

I applaud you for being faithful.
 
Dash what's your current stats mate,you must be packin some piece of meat to get a reaction like that.
 
no i think the real question is what was he wearing that enabled her to notice it that well, mind you i don't really get the chance to wear normal pants cause im not acustom to a snug fit in the legs, and i have some pretty big upper thighs, 24 inches in girth, so i kinda gotta stick to baggier stuff cause its comfortable.

Im guessing that it was probably a pair of kahkies or something, my favourite is the run down town in a pair of nike jogging pants thats gotta be the best.
 
we're not worthy, we're not worthy :praise: :praise: :praise: :praise: :praise:

Seriously bro, that is awesome... :clank:

You're my hero right next to DLD, Bib, and Red... the monsters of cock.
 
Great story Dash! That is some really motivating shit right there!
 
prince Albert said:
Dash what's your current stats mate,you must be packin some piece of meat to get a reaction like that.
I believe in a recent post he said he stats to be 8" or maybe it was more I don't remember. anyway I wish I had stories like this, that would a real confidence booster LMAO Someday I hope to be able to share a few stories of my own.
 
By far the best story I've heard so far about the benefits of Penis Enlargement. I would love to experience the same thing, doesn't matter where. FYI, I'm pretty sure Dash is 8+ by about 6.5. He's around where I want to be.
 
Note to Dash-STOP wearing spandex on the plane?!? lol

Love it man congrats!!
 
It was actually a pair of levi jeans. Now I do have some tight fitting biking shorts and my peter goes down the left leg. Talk about getting some stares.....
 
Dashdeming said:
Now I do have some tight fitting biking shorts and my peter goes down the left leg. Talk about getting some stares.....

That must be illegal!
 
I did have a person tell me once that it was very vulgar loooking. I simply asked her why, of all the bikers are the event, did she single me out. She stuttered and stumbled and finally said, "well, the others aren't as obvious as you". I replied, "well then, what your saying is that because my genitals are so much bigger than others then I should not be afforded the same freedoms and opportunities as the rest of the population just to make one woman crotch watching woman happy"? She was really flustered but also pissed at this pioint and simply said, "that is real good, you turned this around and made it look like it is my problem". I said, "I don't see anyone else standing before me complaining". With that she walked away. I think she was upset because her husband has a small winky and she didn't want any remiders!
 
Dashdeming said:
I did have a person tell me once that it was very vulgar loooking. I simply asked her why, of all the bikers are the event, did she single me out. She stuttered and stumbled and finally said, "well, the others aren't as obvious as you". I replied, "well then, what your saying is that because my genitals are so much bigger than others then I should not be afforded the same freedoms and opportunities as the rest of the population just to make one woman crotch watching woman happy"? She was really flustered but also pissed at this pioint and simply said, "that is real good, you turned this around and made it look like it is my problem". I said, "I don't see anyone else standing before me complaining". With that she walked away. I think she was upset because her husband has a small winky and she didn't want any remiders!
I'm sure wanted you to ride her for a while :D
 
Texan said:
I'm sure wanted you to ride her for a while :D


I am sure you are right but I have seen baboon's asses that looked better than she did, so not a fucking chance for her even though I was a single man at the time.
 
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