If You Were Gay...

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I was watching a standup comedian on TV the other night and he said that, even though he was straight, he had the hots for Jude Law. It was a funny routine, but it made me wonder...If I was gay, who would I be gay for...celebrity-wise, I mean.

I couldn't really think of anyone at first, to be honest...then I realized it would be Alec Baldwin.

So my question is...If you were gay, who would you be gay for? Guys who are really gay need not answer...be honest...and relax, this post is meant for laughs...oh, and it has to be a celebrity, too, one that we all know.
 
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gee i dunno, thats a weird question because i dont know who i would have the hots for if i was gay because i dont find men attractive, im bisexual in that i would do sexual acts with men - so far only one or two close friends, but i dont find men attractive in a sexual way..
 
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The Score So Far

Brad Pitt: 1
DLD: 1
Supra: 1
Red: 1
miami pimp: 1
Jaz: 1
Alec Baldwin: 1

Sorry, guys. I'm just messing around. I think it's funny.

Dario: I know what you mean! I'm the biggest dyke around. Nobody can touch my dyke-ness! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Answer the question, guys, and don't wuss out. Who's bitch would you be?
 
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How about professional athletes? My friends and I joke about being gay with Vinny Lecavalier of Tampa Bay Lightning.
 
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The Running Score

Brad Pitt: 2
DLD: 2
Supra: 1
Red: 1
Jaz: 1
Alec Baldwin: 1
Pierce Brosnan: 1
Tampa Bay Lightning's Vinny Lecavalier: 1

So far, it's a tie between Brad Pitt and DLD.

Keep voting-- let's find out whose soap you would pick up off the shower room floor if you were a little more limp in the wrist! Remember, it's all for fun.
 
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Pierce is a good choice, I'll second that and probably Colin Farrell
 
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yea colin farrel would rock my world... if i was gay
 

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Colin Farrel if he did some Penis Enlargement first.
 
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The Running Score

Colin Farrel: 4
DLD: 3
Brad Pitt: 2
Pierce Brosnan: 2
Supra: 1
Red: 1
Jaz: 1
Alec Baldwin: 1
Tampa Bay Lightning's Vinny Lecavalier: 1
Will Smith: 1
Justin Timberlake: 1
Ryan Seacrest: 1

In a surprise twist , Colin Farrel leaps into first place. Maybe it's the big bushy eyebrows and soulful eyes... But DLD is right behind him, a position which would make any man decidedly nervous.

Keep voting for the celebrity who could make you his boytoy in an alternate gay reality and we'll see who would win the "If I was Gay..." Male Centerfold Pageant!
 

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