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I think this thread is gayer then Richard Simmons' workout shorts 
If You Were Gay...
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there is a guy with Elphantitis in my town who wears those shorts.Ulcasterdropout said:I think this thread is gayer then Richard Simmons' workout shorts
Yeah, it is gay..But um.. I dont know. I'd rather think of mine as "If I were a woman." Afterall as a straight males, I'd rather contemplate appealing to women.
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Ulcaster: Relax. YOU know you're not gay. WE know you're not gay. It's just a joke. So, your vote's for Richard Simmons, right? Well, okay, but he's pretty queer...lol
The Running Score
Colin Farrel: 4
DLD: 4
Brad Pitt: 2
Pierce Brosnan: 2
Johnny Depp: 1
Supra: 1
Red: 1
Jaz: 1
Alec Baldwin: 1
Tampa Bay Lightning's Vinny Lecavalier: 1
Will Smith: 1
Justin Timberlake: 1
Ryan Seacrest: 1
Richard Simmons: 1
DLD/ Eminem has tied up the score with Colin Farrel. Does he really look like Eminem? I haven't seen a pic of DLD. The links in the photo section never seem to work.
To be fair, I am starting another thread called "If you were straight" for our vaginally challenged brethren.
The Running Score
Colin Farrel: 4
DLD: 4
Brad Pitt: 2
Pierce Brosnan: 2
Johnny Depp: 1
Supra: 1
Red: 1
Jaz: 1
Alec Baldwin: 1
Tampa Bay Lightning's Vinny Lecavalier: 1
Will Smith: 1
Justin Timberlake: 1
Ryan Seacrest: 1
Richard Simmons: 1
DLD/ Eminem has tied up the score with Colin Farrel. Does he really look like Eminem? I haven't seen a pic of DLD. The links in the photo section never seem to work.
To be fair, I am starting another thread called "If you were straight" for our vaginally challenged brethren.
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I am not even remotely serious man, I'm just busting ballzkong1971 said:
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Don't bust mine...I need them. Bust Supra's...his hang too low they'll be an easy target. :D
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lets see i would have to say miriam,from theres something about miriam.
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Hydromaxm hard to just chose a dude, when your not attracted to men...
if i have to, then 2Pac, in some way i see him as my alterego hehe
if i have to, then 2Pac, in some way i see him as my alterego hehe
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finalsight said:
Don't know who that is, but that sure does sound like a girl to me. We're being gay in this thread!! Come on man! :D
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9cyclops9 said:
Technically she is still a man as she still has a dick and balls. She is a pre-op transexual who is a italian model and was the star of a "joe millionaire" spin-off show were she had a group of guys trying to win money and a cruise with her (they didn't know about the meat and 2 veg between her legs).
The show caused a lot of confusion for the men over here in the UK, especially with newspaper headlines asking "Would You?"
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The Running Score
Colin Farrel: 5
DLD: 4
Brad Pitt: 3
Pierce Brosnan: 2
Johnny Depp: 1
Supra: 1
Red: 1
Jaz: 1
Alec Baldwin: 1
Tampa Bay Lightning's Vinny Lecavalier: 1
Will Smith: 1
Justin Timberlake: 1
Ryan Seacrest: 1
Richard Simmons: 1
Miriam (chick with dick): 1
2Pac: 1
Dave Beckham: 1
So far the winner seems to be Colin Farrel! I don't see it, myself. He's a little too scrawny for my tastes. I want a real man like Alec Baldwin who can...wait! What am I saying?!? I think this thread has gone just about far enough! We'll tally up the score tomorrow and see who wins the MOS "If I was gay..." Pageant.
Colin Farrel: 5
DLD: 4
Brad Pitt: 3
Pierce Brosnan: 2
Johnny Depp: 1
Supra: 1
Red: 1
Jaz: 1
Alec Baldwin: 1
Tampa Bay Lightning's Vinny Lecavalier: 1
Will Smith: 1
Justin Timberlake: 1
Ryan Seacrest: 1
Richard Simmons: 1
Miriam (chick with dick): 1
2Pac: 1
Dave Beckham: 1
So far the winner seems to be Colin Farrel! I don't see it, myself. He's a little too scrawny for my tastes. I want a real man like Alec Baldwin who can...wait! What am I saying?!? I think this thread has gone just about far enough! We'll tally up the score tomorrow and see who wins the MOS "If I was gay..." Pageant.
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I think he looks kinda stupid. :D
Give me Brad Pitt any day!...er I mean...if I was gay...
Give me Brad Pitt any day!...er I mean...if I was gay...
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I'm not sure if it has already been mentioned on this thread earlier, since I didn't read through all the posts, but I read that Colin Farrel confessed that he has a 2" pecker. Funny though, doesn't seem to hamper his success with the ladies at all.
If I were gay, I would have me a nice piece of Austrian ass... you know it Playa7!
If I had to choose a celebrity, I'd have my way with Mark Consuelos.
If I were gay, I would have me a nice piece of Austrian ass... you know it Playa7!
If I had to choose a celebrity, I'd have my way with Mark Consuelos.
