I want to strip for my girl~

harmonic169 said:

Well, Penguinsfan, I don't know if you're in contact with your friend anymore, but if you are, please be kind enough to ask him his advice on this particular matter, as, inspite of all this good advice, I still barely know where to begin.

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Well, you can read what I wrote for BigJoe above. His situation is different, but I think one thing that might help is if you guys killed a few drinks ahead of time. I know it really can lighten things up with sex, so I'm sure it'll do the same thing here.

Look, it's your girl and if you are really wanting to perform like this for her, you must really love her and have a good relationship with her. Just get a little buzz going and go for it. Make it an all out moment. Go to the novelty store and get some of those home party lights and get all kinds of colors and shit flying around the dark room. Play some funny music or something, such as some Right Said Fred. She's going to bust out laughing at the situation you've sprung on her, so laugh with her. Hey, you might look ackward and nervous and not so good at dancing and she might indeed laugh at that, but I'm sure she won't do it to hurt your feelings, just being overcome by the moment. Laugh with her. Have a hell of a good time with it yourself. Ask yourself what is the worst case scenario? You're so bad at stripping that she laughs at you. So what? Laugh with her. Sometimes we fumble the ball or fuck up in life and all we can do is laugh at the moment. Hope that helps. I say just go for it.

If you're still concerned, you might consider Sikdogg's advice of professional instruction. That may be more of a southern California or large metro area thing. If you're in the smalltown, you're probably not going to find such a thing.

Thanks much Penguins.

I'm going to try and tell him he needs to update the site, so I can list it here for you guys.