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Title is a parody on "Is my dick too small?"

Im going to teach you how to make a woman come using your fingers.
There are two ways, one I've seen on a �naked people movies� site and have tried and tested so i'll just post a link to it and give a short description the other I figured out by having sex.

My main goal is to help some of you who are ridiculously paranoid about the size of your dicks, try what im going to teach you and you can see for yourself that if your fingers can please a woman, there is no doubt you dick can too.

So..

Begin forplay as usual, get her really wet, [Whenever you have a semi, or full on erection, 9 times out of 10 the girl is wet, this is because women are alot more sensitive than men, this includes when you makeout with a girl in the night club, if you get a semi, she is wet aswell, so if you have one, she has one aswell]

So get it started warm her up, and when you get to the usual point when you are ready to put your dick inside her, get her to lay on her back, with her knees slighty bent, with your hand facing palm down stick you index and middle fingers out and enter her pussy, push downwards into her pussy so you are pushing at her rectum, push your whole hand down as if to be pulling her pussy down and thrust back and fourth whilst maintaining the downward pressure.

You can put as much pressure as you want and you can thrust as hard as you want, put your whole arm and body into it, vigourously thrust push her whole body up and down hard thats how hard you can go, you will notice her getting into it, grinding and rocking back and fourth onto your hand just as she would if you had your dick in her.

And from here on pretend its your dick, just go as you usually would, go slow at first, whilst making out with her, licking her ears, neck ect.. you can play with her clit if you want, and keep going until she comes.

Your shoulder will hurt, so swap hands if you need to, but never do it when shes really into it, just grit your teeth and carry on. Experiment adusting your body in different ways to get the best leverage.

A good way to keep stamina is when you start off going slow use your wrists and try keep your shoulder relaxed, so its not being worked out, this will cause your forearm to start hurting and then you can swap to useing your shoulder, so your forarm can rest, then when your shoulder starts hurting start pumping using your wrist again to allow your shoulder to rest.

It's really that simple, the girls love it, they really get into it as I said you will notice her grinding and rocking back and fourth in rytHydromax with you.

Just keep going till she starts screaming, praying, moaning whatever your girls does until she eventually comes, then you can put your dick in, and you can imagine once you've made her come just by using you two little fingers how great it feels when you ram your 5-6inch dick inside and really start fucking her.

My middle finger is 3.5 inches
The girth of my middle and index fingers combined is 3.5inches.

So i'm 3.5 x 3.5
And i make girls come. :)

Please try it, and tell me your experience.
 
Sounds good man.

However, your point about "if your fingers can please a women then your dick can too" is slightly flawed. having a 3.5 X 3.5 finger is not the same as a 3.5 X 3.5 dick. Fingers have heaps of movement and you could easily control whats going on. You would essentially be feeling your way around her pussy finding out what hits the spot. A poor analogy would be like comparing a fingers ability to play the piano as apposed to using a dick to play the piano. A dick has virtually no movement so its advantage swings more towards the size department. Not completely but even so. :)
 
kitfisto;494664 said:
Sounds good man.

However, your point about "if your fingers can please a women then your dick can too" is slightly flawed. having a 3.5 X 3.5 finger is not the same as a 3.5 X 3.5 dick. Fingers have heaps of movement and you could easily control whats going on. You would essentially be feeling your way around her pussy finding out what hits the spot. A poor analogy would be like comparing a fingers ability to play the piano as apposed to using a dick to play the piano. A dick has virtually no movement so its advantage swings more towards the size department. Not completely but even so. :)

Reread the post, finger movement, feeling your way around and hitting any spots is not mentioned, you simply press down and thrust, the same thing you do with your dick.
 
Any chance you could draw us a picture to help us understand this more clearly lol :p
 
Completely missing is the recognition of the direct and indirect clitoral stimulation inherent in this technique.

You get a gal turned on enough and a feather on her clit will make her wet the bed.

It's much less about YOU and much, much more about her responses to You.

As a pussy-likkin' hound I can safely say that NO penetration at all is necessary to give a gal multiple toe-curling sheet-rippers.

Get a gal properly horny and she'll come when you whisper, "Sesame Street" in her ear.
 
MAXAMEYES;494816 said:
Get a gal properly horny and she'll come when you whisper, "Sesame Street" in her ear.

That always makes me cum:)
 
MAXAMEYES;494816 said:
Completely missing is the recognition of the direct and indirect clitoral stimulation inherent in this technique.

You get a gal turned on enough and a feather on her clit will make her wet the bed.

It's much less about YOU and much, much more about her responses to You.

As a pussy-likkin' hound I can safely say that NO penetration at all is necessary to give a gal multiple toe-curling sheet-rippers.

Get a gal properly horny and she'll come when you whisper, "Sesame Street" in her ear.

LOL that is great!
 
MAXAMEYES;494820 said:
I'm kinda partial to Oscar...
Trailer-Park-Trash and all.


I love me some trailer trash!
 
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