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Props to my good friend Ancientchina, who actually developed this routine in secret the last few months. He asked me to share it with ya'll cause he doesn't like to draw attention to himself, and also because he's not very good at writing stuff. Now, according to vet pud-puller AC, this exercise is the shits. Not only does it work wonders at enlarging the penis, it's also fun and feels great. Without further ado, introducing AncientChina's Two-Man Pull!!!!!
AC's THEORY: Some men cannot make satisfactory gains from fear of injuring the penis. This fear causes them to hold back on using their full manly strength during stretches, leading to insufficient stress being applied to the chambers of the corpus cavernosum and suspensory ligaments.
AC's SOLUTION: Partner up! A second-party will not have the in-built compunction to avoid injuring the tissues of the penis and will thus employ greater stretching force to his partner's penis.
Although I suggested partnering up with a female to AC, he insists that this exercise must be done by two males. His reasoning is that a male partner will be able to apply more force to the stretch, resulting in faster gains. Plus, he says, it's way hotter. This is how he described his routine to me:
"First you have to find a big, hunky guy to help you. I suggest going to the local gym or perhaps a gay bar and scope out the meat... er, I mean, the prospective partners available. You have to look for someone with big, sweaty pecs and arms like cannons, someone who looks like he might be interested in some hot, gay sex ... er, I mean to say, Penis Enlargement exercises! You can tell another man is interested in a Two-Man Pull because he will stare intently into your eyes and then adjust his package. This is a subliminal way of saying, 'Hey, dude, let's do some Penis Enlargement exercises!'"
And what do you do after that? I asked AC.
"It's best to have a few drinks beforehand. It helps flush the surface skin with blood and it also helps loosen you up. After that, decide on a venue. You can do that by simply asking, 'My place or yours, honey?'
"After entering your exercise venue, you should strip off completely naked. That's the best way to monitor your partner's physical and emotional tolerance for the routine. It also helps to put on some music. Dance, Techno, disco, house... any of those types of music are great during a two-man pull routine!"
"Next, you sit on the floor facing once another. Placing the bottoms of your feet together, both men should lean forward and grasp one another's hot sweaty cocks. It is okay to get an erection at this point. I always do! While staring into one another's eyes, tug your partner's penis in a firm, rytHydromaxic fashion while he does the same to you. For maximum gains, you should vary your grip and the speed and intensity of the stretches. You should continue until both partners have ejaculated... Don't be alarmed, this is perfectly natural, and is a good way to gauge the intensity of your Penis Enlargement routine. Like I always say, 'If the dick don't squirt, your ligs won't hurt!'"
Ancientchina finished by telling me:
"I do this routine every chance I get. Although I have a naturally large heterosexual penis and do not need Penis Enlargement, I always love to come to MOS and look at all the pictures in the picture proof section and try to come up with new Penis Enlargement routines to do to them! If anyone would like to do a two-man pull with me, just shoot me a PM and we'll hook up!"
Although I don't think I'll ever try this exercise routine myself, I'm sure AC appreciates me sharing it with all of you, and I hope you respond and let him know just how great you think it is! Here's to you, AC! Keep coming up with these great new exercises! Your devotion to our cocks is truly inspiring!
AC's THEORY: Some men cannot make satisfactory gains from fear of injuring the penis. This fear causes them to hold back on using their full manly strength during stretches, leading to insufficient stress being applied to the chambers of the corpus cavernosum and suspensory ligaments.
AC's SOLUTION: Partner up! A second-party will not have the in-built compunction to avoid injuring the tissues of the penis and will thus employ greater stretching force to his partner's penis.
Although I suggested partnering up with a female to AC, he insists that this exercise must be done by two males. His reasoning is that a male partner will be able to apply more force to the stretch, resulting in faster gains. Plus, he says, it's way hotter. This is how he described his routine to me:
"First you have to find a big, hunky guy to help you. I suggest going to the local gym or perhaps a gay bar and scope out the meat... er, I mean, the prospective partners available. You have to look for someone with big, sweaty pecs and arms like cannons, someone who looks like he might be interested in some hot, gay sex ... er, I mean to say, Penis Enlargement exercises! You can tell another man is interested in a Two-Man Pull because he will stare intently into your eyes and then adjust his package. This is a subliminal way of saying, 'Hey, dude, let's do some Penis Enlargement exercises!'"
And what do you do after that? I asked AC.
"It's best to have a few drinks beforehand. It helps flush the surface skin with blood and it also helps loosen you up. After that, decide on a venue. You can do that by simply asking, 'My place or yours, honey?'
"After entering your exercise venue, you should strip off completely naked. That's the best way to monitor your partner's physical and emotional tolerance for the routine. It also helps to put on some music. Dance, Techno, disco, house... any of those types of music are great during a two-man pull routine!"
"Next, you sit on the floor facing once another. Placing the bottoms of your feet together, both men should lean forward and grasp one another's hot sweaty cocks. It is okay to get an erection at this point. I always do! While staring into one another's eyes, tug your partner's penis in a firm, rytHydromaxic fashion while he does the same to you. For maximum gains, you should vary your grip and the speed and intensity of the stretches. You should continue until both partners have ejaculated... Don't be alarmed, this is perfectly natural, and is a good way to gauge the intensity of your Penis Enlargement routine. Like I always say, 'If the dick don't squirt, your ligs won't hurt!'"
Ancientchina finished by telling me:
"I do this routine every chance I get. Although I have a naturally large heterosexual penis and do not need Penis Enlargement, I always love to come to MOS and look at all the pictures in the picture proof section and try to come up with new Penis Enlargement routines to do to them! If anyone would like to do a two-man pull with me, just shoot me a PM and we'll hook up!"
Although I don't think I'll ever try this exercise routine myself, I'm sure AC appreciates me sharing it with all of you, and I hope you respond and let him know just how great you think it is! Here's to you, AC! Keep coming up with these great new exercises! Your devotion to our cocks is truly inspiring!
. that took some imagination.
