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Originally posted by C-Guy
JUST FOR KICKS
Imagine walking into a mall and immediately you see smiles on everyones face and you start to wander whats up. As you reach the first corner you notice a line of about 73 people waiting to get into a new shoppe. Wondering what the hell this is you get in the line to make sure you don't miss out on something good.
As you reach the front of the shoppe the sign above reads
DLD'S MATTERS OF SIZE NPenis Enlargement SHOPPenis Enlargement.
As you enter the shoppe you are immediately greeted by none other than DLD himself. He interviews you and sendsyou either left for length or right for girth.
As you are heading to your room to get started you overhear a guy telling his buddy that he is a full inch longer than when he came in and that he can't wait till next week for another "treatment". The guys pay Sexy Jen whos siting at the register collecting tons of cash from grateful customers.
As you start to enter your room you hear DLD tell Jen "don't worry Red will be here from across the pond in a bit to straighten it all out again". In the distance some dude is bitchin bout something so Electric goes in and smacks him side the head with his 11 in dong and leaves gigglin like a school girl.
The girl doing your workout for you is cute as hell. As soon as she gets started with you the door opens and in walks a kinda short guy with his wee wee out of his fly. He says he just wants to show it to everyone. After he leaves thecute girls says thats just Stillwantmore. Hes cool.
After one hell of a workout the girl has to call DLD to come in and help you get zipped up again. The damn thing got so big you almost had to send out for new pants.
As you pay Sexy Jen and start out the door you hear C-Guy yell in his best "southern drawl" ya'll come back now ya hear!
And you said this shit wouldn't work!
LOL!!! That's awesome!! Hahahahaha! I can see it now!
-ItsElectric