Lightning

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If you wanted to add something new into your long-term or new relationship and lets say you buy a dildo, would you get a size similar to yours or get something smaller or bigger? Lets say you get something bigger, would you be worried about her liking it more and craving that more than you?
 
LIGHTNING;599169 said:
If you wanted to add something new into your long-term or new relationship and lets say you buy a dildo, would you get a size similar to yours or get something smaller or bigger? Lets say you get something bigger, would you be worried about her liking it more and craving that more than you?

hmmm

NOW I WILL WORRY ABOUT HER LIKING IT MORE THAN ME!!! What the hell lightning lol

i've never been the jealous worry about losing a girl type so i dont think i'd mind getting her a larger dildo. although now i am just going to PE more to ensure she doesn;t want bigger then mine
 
Well it is good at any rate:

1- Smaller to make me look big to her, so she knows I am bigger!
2- So she sees that it is my size, but it can not give her the passiona and dominance I can give her.
3- I will buy a HUGE one so she definitely doesn't like it more than me rofl!!!!

I win in all situations rofl rofl rofl rofl
 
Zambrodom3;599203 said:
Well it is good at any rate:

1- Smaller to make me look big to her, so she knows I am bigger!
2- So she sees that it is my size, but it can not give her the passiona and dominance I can give her.
3- I will buy a HUGE one so she definitely doesn't like it more than me rofl!!!!

I win in all situations rofl rofl rofl rofl

I like all your answers Zam but lets say she is super horny one day and she demands the huge dildo and loves it and has the most intense orgasms in her life and you then realize she's a size queen? Would you feel inferior? Would you worry about her going out and trying to find the real thing?
 
LIGHTNING;599223 said:
I like all your answers Zam but lets say she is super horny one day and she demands the huge dildo and loves it and has the most intense orgasms in her life and you then realize she's is size queen? Would you feel inferior? Would you worry about her going out and trying to find the real thing?

Time to find a new girl who isn't spoiled after that haha
 
LIGHTNING;599223 said:
I like all your answers Zam but lets say she is super horny one day and she demands the huge dildo and loves it and has the most intense orgasms in her life and you then realize she's is size queen? Would you feel inferior? Would you worry about her going out and trying to find the real thing?

If she had better orgasms from a dildo than from me that would definitely make me feel bad!!!! The man I am- I put a girl's pleasure before mine and I would rather her orgasm instead of me if I had that choice. To me female orgasm is something REALLY beautiful and knowing that I am the one who gives it to her makes me feel GREAT. On the contrary- if it is not me who is giving to her (dildo is not SO bad, but I would still feel bad enough to PE the shit out of myself rofl ) I would feel bad... :)

P.S- thanks for your comment to my answers :)
 
Zambrodom3;599231 said:
If she had better orgasms from a dildo than from me that would definitely make me feel bad!!!! The man I am- I put a girl's pleasure before mine and I would rather her orgasm instead of me if I had that choice. To me female orgasm is something REALLY beautiful and knowing that I am the one who gives it to her makes me feel GREAT. On the contrary- if it is not me who is giving to her (dildo is not SO bad, but I would still feel bad enough to PE the shit out of myself rofl ) I would feel bad... :)

P.S- thanks for your comment to my answers :)

I am like you Zam, I was always about pleasuring the girl before pleasuring myself but some girls just can't be pleasured.
 
LIGHTNING;599223 said:
I like all your answers Zam but lets say she is super horny one day and she demands the huge dildo and loves it and has the most intense orgasms in her life and you then realize she's a size queen? Would you feel inferior? Would you worry about her going out and trying to find the real thing?

your just leaving us in the gutters holding our small cocks lol DAMN
 
LIGHTNING;599169 said:
If you wanted to add something new into your long-term or new relationship and lets say you buy a dildo, would you get a size similar to yours or get something smaller or bigger? Lets say you get something bigger, would you be worried about her liking it more and craving that more than you?
I bought one that is bigger than me. I bought one that is the same size I want to end up at to see how she is with it. It's 7.5x6.25. It's perfect in my opinion. She said "holly shit that looks huge" but took it just fine
 
I probably wouldn't get a dildo. It's like a woman getting a [words=http://fleshlight.sjv.io/c/348327/302851/4702]fleshlight[/words] for you LOL. The dildo would cause less time for my cock inside her, unless I'm doing a DP with it, then maybe it's plausible.
 
k18;599261 said:
I probably wouldn't get a dildo. It's like a woman getting a [words=http://fleshlight.sjv.io/c/348327/302851/4702]fleshlight[/words] for you LOL. The dildo would cause less time for my cock inside her, unless I'm doing a DP with it, then maybe it's plausible.

Then you could just get her a butt plug lol
 
k18;599261 said:
I probably wouldn't get a dildo. It's like a woman getting a [words=http://fleshlight.sjv.io/c/348327/302851/4702]fleshlight[/words] for you LOL. The dildo would cause less time for my cock inside her, unless I'm doing a DP with it, then maybe it's plausible.

so which would you get if you did get one? i don't think any of us are going and buying a dildo for the chick(s) we fuck right now...we are just speculating a lil bit.

and Zam's answer was awesomely funny
 
I will never get a dildo, unless the dildo has some sort of PE mechanism like a pump inside or a [words=http://fleshlight.sjv.io/c/348327/302851/4702]fleshlight[/words]
 
k18;599285 said:
I will never get a dildo, unless the dildo has some sort of PE mechanism like a pump inside or a [words=http://fleshlight.sjv.io/c/348327/302851/4702]fleshlight[/words]

well you have added no fun to our pretend game lol :)
 
Absolutely not, I would impale her with a dildo bigger than me:)
 
doublelongdaddy;599292 said:
Absolutely not, I would impale her with a dildo bigger than me:)

I tried to pull a dildo out on my lady and use it but she got extra stiff like snoopy and said no plastic.
 
LIGHTNING;599336 said:
I tried to pull a dildo out on my lady and use it but she got extra stiff like snoopy and said no plastic.

Snoopy Stiff:)
 
Would you get a longer and skinnier or shorter and fatter dildo to show her a comparison to you?
 
LIGHTNING;599395 said:
Would you get a longer and skinnier or shorter and fatter dildo to show her a comparison to you?

I would definitely go for the short and slim edition.
 
youknowme123321;599498 said:
But then they love the thickness

Yes but there's nothing thickness can do that's more powerful than what her mind does. If she thinks it's huge, it'll feel huge to her no matter what.

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doublelongdaddy;599510 said:
I would definitely go for the short and slim edition.

Preferably the micro penis version
 
dmoney101;599558 said:
Yes but there's nothing thickness can do that's more powerful than what her mind does. If she thinks it's huge, it'll feel huge to her no matter what.

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The mind is a powerful thing. If she thinks it is huge then it will feel huge. Dmoney couldn't have said it better

Preferably the micro penis version
 
dmoney101;599558 said:
Yes but there's nothing thickness can do that's more powerful than what her mind does. If she thinks it's huge, it'll feel huge to her no matter what.

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Preferably the micro penis version


AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MAJOR rofl!!!!!!!!!
 
Once, when I was around 7.5x5.5, I purchased a vibrator for my woman. The vibrator was 9x6, which I didn't have an issue with being larger than myself or her liking it more than mine. I figured, if she like it more than me, then, she must not be human to crave a mechanical device over me. Kick the stepford wife to the curb on garbage pickup day and go find a real woman. Besides, you can really find out what a woman thinks about size when you bring home a huge vibrator. She was intrigued with the size at first, with her big bright eyes and Kool-Aid smile. Turns out, after several times using it, she had an issue with it. She said she didn't like it, it was too big and it made her pussy sore for a few days afterwards. So, there is such a thing as "Too-Much" and Bigger isn't always Better, but it's all relative to the individual.
 
Threak-X;599877 said:
Once, when I was around 7.5x5.5, I purchased a vibrator for my woman. The vibrator was 9x6, which I didn't have an issue with being larger than myself or her liking it more than mine. I figured, if she like it more than me, then, she must not be human to crave a mechanical device over me. Kick the stepford wife to the curb on garbage pickup day and go find a real woman. Besides, you can really find out what a woman thinks about size when you bring home a huge vibrator. She was intrigued with the size at first, with her big bright eyes and Kool-Aid smile. Turns out, after several times using it, she had an issue with it. She said she didn't like it, it was too big and it made her pussy sore for a few days afterwards. So, there is such a thing as "Too-Much" and Bigger isn't always Better, but it's all relative to the individual.

What size are you now? 7.5x5.5 seems to be the perfect size to go deep, stretch the pussy, but not cause any major discomfort for the average woman.
 
Threak-X;599877 said:
Once, when I was around 7.5x5.5, I purchased a vibrator for my woman. The vibrator was 9x6, which I didn't have an issue with being larger than myself or her liking it more than mine. I figured, if she like it more than me, then, she must not be human to crave a mechanical device over me. Kick the stepford wife to the curb on garbage pickup day and go find a real woman. Besides, you can really find out what a woman thinks about size when you bring home a huge vibrator. She was intrigued with the size at first, with her big bright eyes and Kool-Aid smile. Turns out, after several times using it, she had an issue with it. She said she didn't like it, it was too big and it made her pussy sore for a few days afterwards. So, there is such a thing as "Too-Much" and Bigger isn't always Better, but it's all relative to the individual.

Kool Aid smile:):):)
 
Hey Lightning, do you finally tried out and that dildo get rejected ?
Or she was more : No plastic ! instead 'glass' or 'fake skin' or 'your skin' ?:(
LIGHTNING;599336 said:
I tried to pull a dildo out on my lady and use it but she got extra stiff like snoopy and said no plastic.

That said, what if my girlfriend is looking forward buying me a cock ring.
Would she choose :
A- A too stiff one to see what if would be with a tight lady... And cut that blood for a 110% erection and its potential internal damage....
B- A very very large one to brag me : "hey, thats too large for your cock !, Grow up !"
C- A perfect sized one... with vibration : "hmmm, vibration for both"
D- Studdy with shades of grey : Because some book told her.

btw: I did buy the smaller one and it was used ... Once in 1 year... As far as I know.
 
xelabou;600039 said:
Hey Lightning, do you finally tried out and that dildo get rejected ?
Or she was more : No plastic ! instead 'glass' or 'fake skin' or 'your skin' ?:(

She wanted real thing or nothing. I am trying to get her into being a little more freakier but she has never tried these things. I am such a perv (you have to be a perv to shoot adult entertainment). Into our first year together, i tried to get her to let Ramon from Monsters of Cock bang her so i could see her reaction but she would not let him come near her whatsoever. She thought I was trying to pimp her out when all in fact all I wanted to do was let her have some fun. I mean, shit, I love big camel toes and if she said "hey, would you want to fuck Jasmine Byrne?", I would say fuck yeah!!!
 
But she's a woman. Not all of them think like us when it comes to free sex lol.


Man I'd love to fuck Jasmine Byrne's little nasty ass
 
LIGHTNING;600123 said:
She wanted real thing or nothing. I am trying to get her into being a little more freakier but she has never tried these things. I am such a perv (you have to be a perv to shoot adult entertainment). Into our first year together, i tried to get her to let Ramon from Monsters of Cock bang her so i could see her reaction but she would not let him come near her whatsoever. She thought I was trying to pimp her out when all in fact all I wanted to do was let her have some fun. I mean, shit, I love big camel toes and if she said "hey, would you want to fuck Jasmine Byrne?", I would say fuck yeah!!!

You are a pervert.
 
There are 2 ideas that I'd do if a dildo issue came up :

1. Buy a dildo that is longer than you but is .25 - .5 skinnier in girth than you. Women typically relate length with 'big' so she'll think it is bigger than you but she'll be like "Hmm the boyfriend feels better than this"
2. Buy a dildo that is just monstrous, like 12in with 7in girth lmao and just have her have at it
 
LIGHTNING;600362 said:
Obviously. *Ramon chasing robotic Darcy around house with strap-on asking her to strap it on and fuck him*... my life lol

Funny but yeah, fucked up.
 
Well it is good at any rate:

1- Smaller to make me look big to her, so she knows I am bigger!
2- So she sees that it is my size, but it can not give her the passiona and dominance I can give her.
3- I will buy a HUGE one so she definitely doesn't like it more than me LMAO!!!!

I win in all situations LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO

You might not win in all cases if you do this with many women. There are some women that will like the larger dildo than your original size. I will never buy my girl a dildo that is larger than my penis. I will even discourage her from getting a dildo.
 
You might not win in all cases if you do this with many women. There are some women that will like the larger dildo than your original size. I will never buy my girl a dildo that is larger than my penis. I will even discourage her from getting a dildo.
I agree with this.

I would not allow a dildo. Why would she even need one when she got the real one.
 
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