Women laughed at my size!

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Dublin25

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Ok,I just want to tell you my story just to hear what you think about it.

I (almost 24) had 4 girlfriends with whom I had sex.
All but one laughed at my size (5-5.5 " EL/5 " EG).
When we had some sort of foreplay all of the four showed that they really liked it.3 of them even told me that this was the best pre-sex action they´d ever had.I don´t know if this is true but hey,sounds like a great compliment.

However,the moment I pulled down my jeans the reaction has been almost always the same:Laughing!
One girl even asked me if I was serious to ask for sex having such a small cock.

The result is logical:I was scarred by these events.Whenever I date a woman I take a step back still thinking that I don´t need more humiliation.

I know that Penis Enlargement can help me.My every day life doesn´t allow me to do Penis Enlargement excessively.So I know that I need a good and compact programme and above all I need great gains.

Who has made similar experiences with women?Has a woman ever laughed at your cock?What do you do in such situations?Imagine you were me, what would you do and think after these reoccured laughter and humiliation situations?
 
If your a newbie, start on DLD's first routine.

Maybe think about pumping to get temperary size increases before you have sex...
 
Start with the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/penis-enlargement-newbie-forum/1597-dlds-first-routine-i-gained-2-inches-with-this-routine-full-tutorial.html]newbie routine[/words]. Basic stretches and jelqs, nothing fancy for a while.
 
Dublin25 said:
However,the moment I pulled down my jeans the reaction has been almost always the same:Laughing!
One girl even asked me if I was serious to ask for sex having such a small cock.
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Wow. I mean, you're a little below average, but it seems ridiculous that 4 out of 4 would find the size so inadequate that they would actually laugh about it. I can't imagine a girlfriend (someone that is actually supposed to give a shit about you and your feelings) reacting that way anyways.
 
Dublin look at the positive here at least you're making them laugh. You got a reaction out of them...correct. Wasn't the one you were looking for at the moment. So I don't suggest doing that method anymore from now on. And the laughter has definitely body-slamed your EGO.

I had the same situation(s) when I had a little 5 inch pencil dick. One girl said "Look a penis, but only smaller"; Fn' - OUCH! I struggled with it for years. What changed it all for me was my mental outlook and self-confidence.

I crushed on a woman with this incredile rack for 4 years before I finally got a date with her. She had a BF and all that time she would comment on how big he was 9+ inches and even showed me pictures. Whew! I mentioned, I couldn't compete with that huge thing with my short pencil dick. She said, it not the size of it, it's the size of your confidence. I took those words at heart.

...long story short. She broke-up with her BF and I finally got that 1st date, had sex that night and after 90 minutes later. She stopped me and said, "If I knew you were this good. I would have dated you 4 years ago" I was confused and I asked, "What about your Ex-BF and his big huge 9 incher" I still remember those words she said, "Oh! I'm still a Size Queen but I rather have something that works for more than 10 minutes. You may be small but you can please a woman hit all the right spots. You do it with such confidence and for hours on top of it." Unbeknown to her I lasted so long was because I was afraid I wasn't ever gonna hit that fine ass ever again. We dated for 7 years after that... unfortunately she passed away since.

That was the turning point for me ... meaning confidence without (Big)Cockiness.
So put down the pussy for a while, work on yourself and build your confidence and penis up. Be ready for the next opportunity.

Meantime use the DLD [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/penis-enlargement-newbie-forum/1597-dlds-first-routine-i-gained-2-inches-with-this-routine-full-tutorial.html]Newbie Routine[/words] (Adjust if needed) for starters to build that huge penis you want. So next time you can spank'em with it when they laugh at you. Chicks like to be spanked by the way
 
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Good post, threak. The fastest way to feeling confident sexually is just to focus on getting better at sex, and not on Penis Enlargement. Getting results from Penis Enlargement takes waaay more time and effort than getting good at sex. Penis Enlargement is just the tip of the iceberg; it's not something that's absolutely necessary.
 
You have been here since Nov 2005?
You say your 24 but your age says 33?
Does it turn you on when they laugh at you?

rofl
 
Need2more said:
You have been here since Nov 2005?
You say your 24 but your age says 33?
Does it turn you on when they laugh at you?
rofl
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Good Point! ..and a mind of a 15 year old.
 
sounds like a fake story from a dude into humiliation but it's all good if u wanna get bigger do DLD's [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/penis-enlargement-newbie-forum/1597-dlds-first-routine-i-gained-2-inches-with-this-routine-full-tutorial.html]newbie routine[/words]
 
Need2more said:
You have been here since Nov 2005?
You say your 24 but your age says 33?
Does it turn you on when they laugh at you?

rofl
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Wow,strong reaction!
I didn´t know that right now I am even laughed at here in a forum where there should be some guys having similar problems.
Yeah,I´ve been here since Nov 2005.I know that I haven´t been consistently doing Penis Enlargement and that this is probably a mistake.
Yeah,I know that my profile says I´m 33 but I don´t how to change it.

I don´t know if it gets you anywhere ridiculing me but if it´s fun for you insulting other guys go on but not with me.
 
Threak said:
Dublin look at the positive here at least you're making them laugh. You got a reaction out of them...correct. Wasn't the one you were looking for at the moment. So I don't suggest doing that method anymore from now on. And the laughter has definitely body-slamed your EGO.
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You´re absolutely right.That really slammed my ego and it´s also right that I should work on my ego but the question is "how".
I mean in which way should I encounter a woman when the only reaction I got was laughter.There´s nothing positive to base on.
 
BoredLoser said:
sounds like a fake story from a dude into humiliation but it's all good if u wanna get bigger do DLD's [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/penis-enlargement-newbie-forum/1597-dlds-first-routine-i-gained-2-inches-with-this-routine-full-tutorial.html]newbie routine[/words]
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Great idea!>:( I know it´s hard to believe but unfortunately it´s true and I only came here to see if there is somebody with similar problems and how he solves them.Once again,it´s not fun telling it.Actually it hurts but in a way my sexual life has to go on so I need some solution.
 
Dublin25 said:
You´re absolutely right.That really slammed my ego and it´s also right that I should work on my ego but the question is "how".
I mean in which way should I encounter a woman when the only reaction I got was laughter.There´s nothing positive to base on.
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I feel if I can get a woman off with my pinky finger it's has nothing over on my penis which is much larger. I have a woman now that wants nothing more than please me because I treat her so well. She doesn't care about getting off herself she rather make sure I do.

You only get one penis and it was given as is...
  • Learn to except (love) it
  • Learn to Use it
  • Learn to keep it in good health
Change what you don't like about yourself that you have control of.

Only way you will build confidence is through practice and take a step out of you safety circle. Feel awkward a bit, be humble and able to laugh at yourself.

I had a ex-GF which turned out to be a verminous bitch and would make fun of me and I was lucky to have her because no other woman would want such a little tiny dick. That Fn' crushed me, and I felt she was right at the time. Remember the words, "It's not the size of the penis, it's the size of your confidence." Well she was trying to ruin my self-esteem for her own vermin/evil ways. One day I responded back with "At least I have something." I would tell her that line everytime she made fun of me. Finally she gave up because she couldn't destroy my confidence about it anymore. Turns out she was cheating on me for 5 years and just stayed for the money. Be proud of who you are and change the things you don't like about yourself that you have control of and keep working at being a better person.
 
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Threak said:
Yeah I know ... but others could benefit from his question
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Yes I agree.
I think the first step is to accept what you have and work on it.
As far as the bitch goes, Fuck her off, and dont let her know she got to you. Just tell her you'll fuck her in the arse and make it bleed.:O


Threak,
He couldnt be as bad as PP.>:(
 
Need2more said:
He couldnt be as bad as PP.>:(
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lol

Some good advice on this thread for anyone who has been burned by a woman in the past. Dublin, dont worry about the guys that don't believe you and think your some kind of humiliation weirdo- perhaps your are- but regardless, these forums hold the key for your penis enhancement. Make it bigger, but more importantly, as stated prior, build up your confidence. Im not huge, but when I fuck a female, she knows that I own that pussy. She knows Im the man and I am fucking her, not the other way around.

Don't let stupid comments get you down brother, get past it, work for a bigger unit, but most of all get some confidence for the next bitch- it means more to a woman than anything else.
 
well there are some pretty interesting stories on here. i took the safe route and did my Penis Enlargement before i actually whipped it out to any women. i waited til the 7.5 mark. though there was one girl that i remember, i was seeing her, i loved her, or thought i did. it was one of those things where we were tight friends and then suddenly feelings were exchanged and next thing you know it was hott. (that happened to me a couple of times, i knew another one from college and i got nothing but praise from her, this was like...last summer) but anyway, the girl was away and visiting her parents and got access to a computer, we decided to have a bit of fun on there. so we were all dirty talking and everything and she's like, hold on a miinute i ned to show you something. she sent me over a picture of her "friends" cock and i'd say it was photoshopped, and a camera angle to boot. he had that thing looking like it was a foot long! so i KNEW the tricks and knew it was a fake..but the fact that she sent it over was like "what the hell??" and then afterwards she said the words that still get me to this day. "hey, don't worry, you'll get there some day right? lol". naturally all that hott feelings i had going on melted away then she appologized and all of that stuff, but...whatever

later on by the way she said that i had to change how i looked. she didn't want to introduce her friends to someone who was wearing a skull shirt (the punisher), blue jeans and "that type of hair" (really curly hair). also i found out later that when she went to college she jerked off 3 random guys that just so happen to show up at her house, and fucked idk...8 or 9 in a couple of months? naturally i told her to go fuck herself and mr.miricale dick too. she STILL calls me up after a break up saying "omg zack i love you, i miss you. please be with me, marry me, i want a new life with you" she still gets the same responce.

argh...sorry. venting it out here. this topic obviously just runs through every mans deepest fears. some take the hits better than others but i can't see a man who would not care about being laughed at or judged about his size. but the women who do that, do not have any consideration for their partners feelings. when you're in the bedroom you don't want to feel self conscious, you need to feel completely comfortable being naked infront of your partner. sad to say, Penis Enlargement is the main reason why i am, i have nothing to cover up about now. but if you have a "small" penis and are comfortable too, then that is a sign that your partner does care enough about you to not mind or even honetly enjoy the size of your penis.
alright, well...off to get some coffee
 
samzman said:
alright, well...off to get some coffee
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Or perhaps a chill pill.. JK (I can't believe I used the term 'chill pill')


I understand the need to vent- Ive done it a few times here about one of my ex's. Kind of a confidence booster though when they keep calling you and you know that youre completely past them.. Sounds mean, but it is fortifying to know that you outgrew someone that can't outgrow you.
 
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