Whats the best comment off your partner

[prince Albert]

Just wondering what positive comments you have had off your partner about your dick.

A couple of mine are:

"you can do something with that before we go out",
I had a pair of tightish jeans on and i was having one of those days were he was looking pretty impressive on the slack and it was looking very prominent through my jeans.

We had sex a few weeks ago and i had taken a kamagra for some girth work earlier in the day and we had a kiss and cuddle but no foreplay as such,i was trying out some new lube that was recommended and i slipped it in up to the hilt and started grinding into her and my missus came out with "God i feel crammed full" gave me a huge ego boost.

Just yesterday i tried to get into her pants but she is due on her period and gets really bad period pains so its normaly a no go,but i tested the waters as you do and she came out with "there's no way im letting you batter about inside me with that big thing while my stomache's hurting" it was worth the knock back just to here that.

So lets here some of your best compliments,ego boosts.

 

[aares]

I hear all the time..."are you in yet...oh, cause I really cant feel anything". :banghead: Guess its not a good comment but oh well.

 

[GhosT_DoGG]

I hear all the time..."are you in yet...oh, cause I really cant feel anything". :banghead: Guess its not a good comment but oh well.

Some women has less sensitivity in their vagina section then other. It's like to be born with a handicap.
What you can try is to see how she gets when you lick and finger her.

 

[wants9]

"I haven't been fucked like that since grade school"

 

[kong1971]

"That kinda hurt, but in a good way..."

 

[jakb]

Be careful, that things HUGE.

Start slow, its going to hurt.

Im a little nervous looking at that thing... It going to hurt.


Those have been my favs thus far.

 

[Hopingbig]

Never had a partner so I cant really comment

 

[sikdogg]

When i first put it in my wife, she always tells me "god, it's so thick and deep...", then when i start to pump long and hard, she grits her teeth and tells me that she can't take it. I used to ask her if she wants me to stop but she would always say "no way!!" so now i don't even ask and just pound away...

Recently, my wife bought me a couple of pants. She tells me to try them on and as i do i notice that they're a little snugger than usual. I like to wear my pant a little loose as it just feels more comfortable (she knows this and knows my exact size). I look at the size and they're smaller than what i usually get and when i told her this she says "oh i know, but i wanted you to wear tighter pants so i can see the imprint of your big dick along your leg."

 

[bIgjOe]

"wow...your like super big"

"Your the biggest I've had inside me."

"Look its still long just hanging there, freakin' monster."

After sex one time "It was already starting to hurt and I was like 'God he still has more to go!'"

One of my favorites "I like playing with your balls because I can actually fit them in my mouth, unlike your big penis."

When she was getting on top to ride it and it bottomed out a little too quickly: "Uh that kills me!"

All of these gave a hell of an ego boost.

 

[bIgjOe]

Oh and can't forget: "Where do you put that thing!?!"

 

[kausion_420]

"wow...your like super big"

"Your the biggest I've had inside me."

"Look its still long just hanging there, freakin' monster."

After sex one time "It was already starting to hurt and I was like 'God he still has more to go!'"

One of my favorites "I like playing with your balls because I can actually fit them in my mouth, unlike your big penis."

When she was getting on top to ride it and it bottomed out a little too quickly: "Uh that kills me!"

All of these gave a hell of an ego boost.

How big are you dude?

Most of the so called "comments" I get sound more like complaints from the girls who say im too long. Can't wait to even it out with some girth!

 

[jGman]

The last time we had sex, my wife made the comment, "God, I feel like a virgin again."

 

[Bigd5903]

"umm you're gonna have to start slow"
"jesus, what is this? 7-8 inches?"
"you're biiiiiiiggg"
"you are the perfect size"
yes I've also had the "is it in yet" and no the girl wasnt a loose slut.

 

[prince Albert]

I hear all the time..."are you in yet...oh, cause I really cant feel anything". :banghead: Guess its not a good comment but oh well.

That's harsh mate.

 

[samzman]

"I haven't been fucked like that since grade school"

fight club!! awsome movie

the original line was somethin different but they edited it out. it originally was supposed to be "i want to have your abortion"


better they left that out huh

 

[stillwantmore]

"Wow, youre even big when youre SOFT"
"Wow, youre thick!"
"It's in my stomach/It's so deep"
"Wow, youre big, dont hurt me"
"I can barely fit it in my mouth!"
"It's thicker than my wrist!" (Consider most women have small wrists, that's my favorite funny one)

 

[pupper]

"You are the best fuck"
"your tickling the back of my belly button"
"your cock is perfect"
"You complete me"
"you make me melt"
"it hurts good"
"are you gonna give me that fat cock"

 

[kimasu777]

My wife starts off with a foot job and then she sizes it with her feet and then says gosh look it the same size as my foot thats why I can't get on top of you cos its reaches my stomach and it aches..... The best I received was god it so big it goes right down might throat......and are you gonna stick that big thing up my.Can I have some of you thick salami for lunch.

 

[AnotherGuy]

"You turned me into a nympho"