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:blush: Hi all, I would just like to apologise for my wrong assumption of DLD, I have been studying his pictures - and the flaws that I previously saw, don't seem as bad anymore and I realise that if you look at something real for long enough - you will always find something that don't look right, even if it is.
 
If you are the same guy that made all those BIG FONT-SMART ASS remarks about DLD and Jen, I wish I was a MOD right this second so I could put the big BAN on you right now before you stir shit up again in a few months.

kook
 
Naw that was [words=https://track.moreniche.com/hit.php?w=113512&s=1220]jes[/words] extnder, and want 9x9,and the new spear britney(he'll be banned by tonight)
 
You still made a mistake and got banned for it so obviously we're not going to forgive you. Or at least I won't.
 
Dudes,

Pest,penihead and the jelq master are all right. He's a good guy, a little over confident with his Penis Enlargement obsession, and a little nerotic, but his cool.
 
Yeah well he got banned in the first place for doing something wrong good guy or not he's trying to kiss our asses.
 
Denial, I should embrace the word, much of the world lives in this place and base their lives on denial. SO sad really, they are missing out on so much growth, not just in Penis Enlargement but life in general. Denial or ignorance towards the obvious is such a human handicap. It never bothers me that people are so quick to call me a fake because I know the real, I know what I have, I know what I earned, I am proud of it, not for you guys, not for Jen, not for anyone but myself. I am proud of what I have accomplished, I am proud of what I have endured to get here but most of all I am proud that I have realized liking myself, praising myself and doing thing for myself makes me who I am today. Opinions, judgement, skepticism and denial are all tools for the weak, I choose strength through my own self, not the opinions of others. I respect you guys as I do Jen and anyone else that offers constructive help but when you cross the line into abuse I no longer respect you.

I know I have made some accomplishments that seem unbelievable. Listen, I lost 105 lbs. in less than 4 months, I went from a 40" waist to a 28" waist. I started Penis Enlargement with a 6 and now I have a 10. All of this sounds unreal, unbelievable and to be frank, bullshit. I know this, I realize these things sound unreal but it is all true, every detail. No lies, no bullshit. For the people who have accepted this, believed it and embraced it (at least the penis part) have made similar strides in Penis Enlargement and I am sure in life.

Even if there are skeptics out there, even if you do not believe, BELIEVE I BELIEVE and I promise you this, you will accomplish much more when you stop denying and start trying.

Hate me if you want, God knows many do, in this case go to one of the other forums, start your own, do something that does not cause you the stress and frustration you feel on my forums. I understand there is going to be skepticism in everything in life but the important part of this is a desire to believe. If you do not have this desire you might as well settle for the penis you have, the job you have, the place you live, the life you have because this is all you will ever see.

I excel because I believe and I get my motivation from those who went before me.

DLD
 
God I wish I could come out with some 923848 paragraphed reply like THAT.
:D
 
doublelongdaddy said:
Denial, I should embrace the word, much of the world lives in this place and base their lives on denial. SO sad really, they are missing out on so much growth, not just in Penis Enlargement but life in general. Denial or ignorance towards the obvious is such a human handicap. It never bothers me that people are so quick to call me a fake because I know the real, I know what I have, I know what I earned, I am proud of it, not for you guys, not for Jen, not for anyone but myself. I am proud of what I have accomplished, I am proud of what I have endured to get here but most of all I am proud that I have realized liking myself, praising myself and doing thing for myself makes me who I am today. Opinions, judgement, skepticism and denial are all tools for the weak, I choose strength through my own self, not the opinions of others. I respect you guys as I do Jen and anyone else that offers constructive help but when you cross the line into abuse I no longer respect you.

I know I have made some accomplishments that seem unbelievable. Listen, I lost 105 lbs. in less than 4 months, I went from a 40" waist to a 28" waist. I started Penis Enlargement with a 6 and now I have a 10. All of this sounds unreal, unbelievable and to be frank, bullshit. I know this, I realize these things sound unreal but it is all true, every detail. No lies, no bullshit. For the people who have accepted this, believed it and embraced it (at least the penis part) have made similar strides in Penis Enlargement and I am sure in life.

Even if there are skeptics out there, even if you do not believe, BELIEVE I BELIEVE and I promise you this, you will accomplish much more when you stop denying and start trying.

Hate me if you want, God knows many do, in this case go to one of the other forums, start your own, do something that does not cause you the stress and frustration you feel on my forums. I understand there is going to be skepticism in everything in life but the important part of this is a desire to believe. If you do not have this desire you might as well settle for the penis you have, the job you have, the place you live, the life you have because this is all you will ever see.

I excel because I believe and I get my motivation from those who went before me.

DLD
DLD steps down from the podium at NYU, finishing his speech for the graduates of 2005.
 
TimBo755 said:
at least he figured out his mistake. a lot of people are still in denial.
A lot of people in denial, I agree. Like everyone who says DLDs pics are real.
 
God will forgive him for admitting his mistake. We should welcome all him back. He wants the same thing we all do: A bigger dick!
 
Even so he's in denial and he was the asshole who used the font with size 10000 or some shit and the results of that he was banned.
I'm not in the mood to be dealing with either of those today.. or any other day after today, so stop kissing ass, seriously it won't get you anywhere.
 
Alot of things in life seem far fetched, and it's often the things that are the verisimilitude of being to good to be true. In this case, it's DLD and his massive dick. Envy could make one think it's a hoax; if you read DLD's story you may come to terms with the fact that it is far from a hoax. Any person who put that much dedication into his dick would surely have something of massive proportions.
 
AcesHigh said:
Alot of things in life seem far fetched, and it's often the things that are the verisimilitude of being to good to be true. In this case, it's DLD and his massive dick. Envy could make one think it's a hoax; if you read DLD's story you may come to terms with the fact that it is far from a hoax. Any person who put that much dedication into his dick would surely have something of massive proportions.

I have never once felt any jelousy about DLD...nor have I felt envious. Yes, I wouldn't mind having a 10.5 incher, but that isn't my goal. My goal for now is to just get bigger. I actually am very happy for DLD and his massive sucesses thus far, and hope he continues to become even more successful. I am seriously happy for the man, and I'm thankful for everything he is doing for all of us...a person must have a serious problem if they are hateful and disbeleiveing....dld isn't the only man on the sight who has had serious gains....Dld, unlike some of them, actually posted NUMEROUS photos for proof, has videos, all kinds of evidence....I really hope those people who are jelous and doubtful come to some type of agreement with themselves. They won't get far by doubting others, because first they are doubting themselves.
 
Jelq Master said:
:blush: Hi all, I would just like to apologise for my wrong assumption of DLD, I have been studying his pictures - and the flaws that I previously saw, don't seem as bad anymore and I realise that if you look at something real for long enough - you will always find something that don't look right, even if it is.

It takes a bigger man to admit to a mistake. Anyways, I own the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/mosdvd.htm]DVD[/words], and to all those that claim that he photoshops his pics, you are gravely mistaken.
 
KiTTie8695 said:
Even so he's in denial and he was the asshole who used the font with size 10000 or some shit and the results of that he was banned.
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I think your thinking of the wrong guy, hes not [words=https://track.moreniche.com/hit.php?w=113512&s=1220]jes[/words] [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]extender[/words] he was penishead.
 
Hold on. So was Jelq Master the same guy as [words=https://track.moreniche.com/hit.php?w=113512&s=1220]Jes[/words] [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]Extender[/words]? If so there is no way that he should be forgiven.
 
TomdW said:
Hold on. So was Jelq Master the same guy as [words=https://track.moreniche.com/hit.php?w=113512&s=1220]Jes[/words] [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]Extender[/words]? If so there is no way that he should be forgiven.
NO! HES NOT THE SAME GUY.Jelq master is not [words=https://track.moreniche.com/hit.php?w=113512&s=1220]JEs[/words] [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]extender[/words]. Hes been peest, penis head and jelq master. [words=https://track.moreniche.com/hit.php?w=113512&s=1220]Jes[/words] [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]extenders[/words] been crashhex4men, and the bold print asshole. These are 2 different guys and jelq master is all right.
 
So what did Penis Head aka Jelq master get banned for? I remember Penis Head but I think DLD thought he might be Gandolf back again. I thought he was ok but he must've been out of line at some point.
 
Penis Head was a trouble maker so whether he changed his name or not he is still a trouble maker and is not allowed here.
 
TomdW said:
So what did Penis Head aka Jelq master get banned for? I remember Penis Head but I think DLD thought he might be Gandolf back again. I thought he was ok but he must've been out of line at some point.


See my new rule in the main forum. What Penishead did, and for that matter anyone who even resembles what he did, will be instantly deleted and banned. I am on a mission and everyone knows how i get when I get obsessed.
[words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] is a peaceful place, if anyone tries to disturb this tranquility I will eliminate them from our club.
 
...and, on a side note, if anyone says I can't take the heat when someone attacks me I give those the option of seeing me face to face and in this case we can take things to the street. I could give a fuck about what any of you piece of shit trolls think or feel, try me.
 
GUYS, GUYS, GUYS!!! This shit is all way off topic! Let's all concentrate on getting bigger dicks...not BEING bigger dicks. I won't lie, I can't be 100% certain about DLD's gains, but it doesn't mean the stuff he preaches doesn't work...I don't know if he gained 1, 2, 3, 4, or more inches, but the fact of the matter is that I am gaining from his routines.

People have reason to be skeptical, I mean after all, this stuff is big business. Why would you completely overlook the motive to falsify the effectiveness of the program? People can claim to sell penis pills that will enlarge your penis by "5 inches in a matter of weeks!" Who knows what to believe these days. On a side note, if it were made easy to find clear before and after pictures of DLD's transformation, it would be more convincing. But, he has the right to do whatever he chooses and I am very grateful for him having this forum at all, and for the wealth of knowledge I have picked up from it. I finally became convinced about the power of penis enlargement, and now I am not afraid to throw down a bit of change fro something I now know works, but for those who don't try it will never know for sure, and you can't necessarily blame them for skepticism--in the program or anyone's said gains. I agree that slandering someone on here is wrong and grounds for being booted, however. Attacking people on this forum and ridiculing them will get you no bigger of a dick--it will only make you a bigger dick yourself. Let's keep this forum peaceful, like DLD said, and we will all benefit more from it.
 
doublelongdaddy said:
...and, on a side note, if anyone says I can't take the heat when someone attacks me I give those the option of seeing me face to face and in this case we can take things to the street. I could give a fuck about what any of you piece of shit trolls think or feel, try me.
That's awesome, wicked as we say here. We should put it on pay per view. Cage fight: DlD swingin at the top of the cage hanging by his dick. The contender is humiliated with shame from his shriveled boyhood. BUt.. he cant leave the cage and daddy knocks him the fuck out with his erection. Replay: DLD jumps from the top of the cage holding his erection like a night stick, bitch slapping that little coma wad.
 
The BTC Killer said:
That's awesome, wicked as we say here. We should put it on pay per view. Cage fight: DlD swingin at the top of the cage hanging by his dick. The contender is humiliated with shame from his shriveled boyhood. BUt.. he cant leave the cage and daddy knocks him the fuck out with his erection. Replay: DLD jumps from the top of the cage holding his erection like a night stick, bitch slapping that little coma wad.

LOL :) That was hilarious.
 
The BTC Killer said:
That's awesome, wicked as we say here. We should put it on pay per view. Cage fight: DlD swingin at the top of the cage hanging by his dick. The contender is humiliated with shame from his shriveled boyhood. BUt.. he cant leave the cage and daddy knocks him the fuck out with his erection. Replay: DLD jumps from the top of the cage holding his erection like a night stick, bitch slapping that little coma wad.


I must admit that is definetly a comedic image.
 
The BTC Killer said:
That's awesome, wicked as we say here. We should put it on pay per view. Cage fight: DlD swingin at the top of the cage hanging by his dick. The contender is humiliated with shame from his shriveled boyhood. BUt.. he cant leave the cage and daddy knocks him the fuck out with his erection. Replay: DLD jumps from the top of the cage holding his erection like a night stick, bitch slapping that little coma wad.


You are getting very close to becoming a mod:) Just based on your humor:)
 
dee3186 said:
I think your thinking of the wrong guy, hes not [words=https://track.moreniche.com/hit.php?w=113512&s=1220]jes[/words] [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]extender[/words] he was penishead.

Either way they were both trouble makers, so it doesn't really matter.
 
The BTC Killer said:
That's awesome, wicked as we say here. We should put it on pay per view. Cage fight: DlD swingin at the top of the cage hanging by his dick. The contender is humiliated with shame from his shriveled boyhood. BUt.. he cant leave the cage and daddy knocks him the fuck out with his erection. Replay: DLD jumps from the top of the cage holding his erection like a night stick, bitch slapping that little coma wad.

Dude you are so on my good list cus you said wicked, too. :P
 
doublelongdaddy said:
You are getting very close to becoming a mod:) Just based on your humor:)
Would I be drug tested, have to take a physical? Health insurance? We'd have to unionize.
KiTTie8695 said:
Haha he's not white, he's Italian.
Italian damn, I hate itaians, when I lived in detroit I called this angelo guy a short fat fuck. He came over 2 hours later with his brother and uncle who just got out of prison. Your a white dude who raps and hangs out with black dudes? Chapelle says you must be one crazy motha fucka, to have the black mans respect. 12 mile is a crazy place.
 
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dee3186 said:
12 mile you gotta atleast come past 7 mile for it to be crazy or atleast 8 mile.

and once you go further down the way and take a sharp left...... you'll be on BEAT STREET, or is it ELECTRIC AVENUE?? :dj:
 
The BTC Killer said:
Italian damn, I hate itaians, when I lived in detroit I called this angelo guy a short fat fuck. He came over 2 hours later with his brother and uncle who just got out of prison. Your a white dude who raps and hangs out with black dudes? Chapelle says you must be one crazy motha fucka, to have the black mans respect. 12 mile is a crazy place.

I sure hope you're being silly on that one cus I'm Italian too :P
fuck you up buddy hahaha
 
The BTC Killer said:
Italian women are ok in my book, you can pick it up at amazon.com. It's called, "Italian women are special."

Nice move:D
 
Juggers said:
I have never once felt any jelousy about DLD...nor have I felt envious. Yes, I wouldn't mind having a 10.5 incher, but that isn't my goal. My goal for now is to just get bigger. I actually am very happy for DLD and his massive sucesses thus far, and hope he continues to become even more successful. I am seriously happy for the man, and I'm thankful for everything he is doing for all of us...a person must have a serious problem if they are hateful and disbeleiveing....dld isn't the only man on the sight who has had serious gains....Dld, unlike some of them, actually posted NUMEROUS photos for proof, has videos, all kinds of evidence....I really hope those people who are jelous and doubtful come to some type of agreement with themselves. They won't get far by doubting others, because first they are doubting themselves.
I think you misunderstood my point. The people who try to claim DLD's gains are false are most likely jealous of his dick. It's quite ridiculous if you ask me, the whole though of having to prove you have a big dick.....who cares if some guy on the net is hung?

I never feel the need to prove my dick size to anyone other than the women I seduce. That being said, let's all just get along; fighting on the internet will lead to nothing.
 
AcesHigh said:
I think you misunderstood my point. The people who try to claim DLD's gains are false are most likely jealous of his dick. It's quite ridiculous if you ask me, the whole though of having to prove you have a big dick.....who cares if some guy on the net is hung?

I never feel the need to prove my dick size to anyone other than the women I seduce. That being said, let's all just get along; fighting on the internet will lead to nothing.

oh no sir, I was agreeing with you...my bad for the mix up. Yeah fighting on the internet is retarded....doubting is a part of life but some people over do it until it becomes something obsessive..
 
KiTTie8695 said:
God I wish I could come out with some 923848 paragraphed reply like THAT.
:D


DLD always kills it rofl he is from mass after all ;)
 
jkisineffect said:
DLD always kills it rofl he is from mass after all ;)


Haha yeah he does :D but it's all good
Don't ever let that guy fool ya he knows what he's talking about
 
Juggers said:
oh no sir, I was agreeing with you...my bad for the mix up. Yeah fighting on the internet is retarded....doubting is a part of life but some people over do it until it becomes something obsessive..
No no, kind sir, it was I who was mistaken.
 
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