Should we roast DLD
Due to having 3 legs.....DLD is unable to ever play basketball, he travels each time he touches the ball.
He's so hung, When DLD goes to a farm, The horses say "Not this Mother Fucker again!"
When I say "DLD" Chuck Norris gets nervous.
With every roast, you must leave with something nice to say.....Too bad you came to the wrong place....Kidding.
DLD.....The God father of Penis Enlargement, with out you none of this is possible. Lets all giving a Standing O to the King.
He's so hung, When DLD goes to a farm, The horses say "Not this Mother Fucker again!"
When I say "DLD" Chuck Norris gets nervous.
With every roast, you must leave with something nice to say.....Too bad you came to the wrong place....Kidding.
DLD.....The God father of Penis Enlargement, with out you none of this is possible. Lets all giving a Standing O to the King.
Simyan;426581 said:
Always have lots of quarters on you, be sure to keep a full stock of paper towels, only buy weed that is sticky, if you ignore a bill it does go away, jerk your cock at least 3 times a day and if you buy a car get an old Land Rover.
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- When DLD was born the doctor reached inside and pulled DLD out. He said "Ma'am you seem to have given birth to a giant cock. Oh, no wait there's a baby on the other end. It was just a matter of size!" And poof, inspiration came. The doctor couldn't have been more right because when DLD dies we're gonna have to dig a cylindrical hole in the earth and bury him upside down.
- DLD has a reputation for kicking women's asses. Why? He's not a misogynist; that's just his leg being pulled up with his erection when he sees a woman bending over.
- Q: Why does DLD walk through the airport backwards instead of forwards or sideways? A: Because when he does he's going to Bangkok.
- DLD's first home on his own was a 10x10 single-room apartment. The landlord said "Are you going to be able to fit all of your junk in there?" DLD replies "I think so, as long as I'm at a diagonal angle." His girlfriend says "Okay well I hope the ceiling isn't too low for you" and he says "Nope, as long as we keep the fan off." Or had he gotten to 10 inches at that point in his life? I dunno, because back then the internet was kind of primitive, you didn't have things like youtube; of course DLD coined the phrase "streaming media" before anybody on the internet thought of Broadband.
- DLD has a reputation for kicking women's asses. Why? He's not a misogynist; that's just his leg being pulled up with his erection when he sees a woman bending over.
- Q: Why does DLD walk through the airport backwards instead of forwards or sideways? A: Because when he does he's going to Bangkok.
- DLD's first home on his own was a 10x10 single-room apartment. The landlord said "Are you going to be able to fit all of your junk in there?" DLD replies "I think so, as long as I'm at a diagonal angle." His girlfriend says "Okay well I hope the ceiling isn't too low for you" and he says "Nope, as long as we keep the fan off." Or had he gotten to 10 inches at that point in his life? I dunno, because back then the internet was kind of primitive, you didn't have things like youtube; of course DLD coined the phrase "streaming media" before anybody on the internet thought of Broadband.