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Hi everyone

I'd like to welcome myself to your club. I've paid my money for the Phases/exercises and have been reading up on the forums for a couple of weeks.

I'm going to start Penis Enlargement'ing from tomorrow using DLD's [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/penis-enlargement-newbie-forum/1597-dlds-first-routine-i-gained-2-inches-with-this-routine-full-tutorial.html]newbie routine[/words]. I plan to do this routine 7 days a week. Like a lot of the newbies, I still have doubts that I can increase the size of my cock but I'm prepared to put in some hard work to see what happens.

If it does work then I'll be as happy as a pig in shit because at the moment I feel like I've get a cock like a cat's whisker that's been cut in half (short and thin)!

Well wish me luck.
 
I managed to get the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/penis-enlargement-newbie-forum/1597-dlds-first-routine-i-gained-2-inches-with-this-routine-full-tutorial.html]newbie routine[/words] completed this morning. At first I thought it might seem like a chore but I really enjoyed it. There's something quite relaxing about jelqing. Only problems I encountered was I'm a bit sore at the base but I think that's where my pubes were being pulled. Gonna trim and shave tonight to sort that one out. The other problem is I think I jelqed too hard as I've got a dirty great bruise on the top side of my shaft. Should I squeeze it less when I'm jelqing, I probably squeezed with an 85% grip. Is this too much to start with?

Any replies would be appreciated.

Thanks :)
 
I'd say 85% is fine.
Good that you find it relaxing and not like a chore, that should really help your progress.
I wish I felt that way.
Everything seems like a chore these days :(
Anyways, welcome to the forum :)
 
Hi guys, thanks for the replies.


I wish I felt that way.
Everything seems like a chore these days :(
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Rude_God, I might feel like this after I've been Penis Enlargement'ing for a while, just have to wait and see.

welcome man and good luck with the excercices

you will love it and the effect they give
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Vortex66, you sound like you've had some success with the exercises, that's great.

How long have you 2 guys been Penis Enlargement'ing and what sizes did you start at? What gains have you seen? Are you just doing the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/penis-enlargement-newbie-forum/1597-dlds-first-routine-i-gained-2-inches-with-this-routine-full-tutorial.html]newbie routine[/words]?

BTW, should I ignore the bruise on my cock and carry on tomorrow with the exercises as usual or wait until bruise goes away? Don't really want to stop as I've only just started.

:)
 
quote: Everything seems like a chore these days :(

lol don't worry, that's more to do with my own current state of mind than anything.
If you enjoy Penis Enlargement at the moment I hope you'll continue to do so!
To make mine more enjoyable I think I will try putting on some of my favourite music while I do it, or maybe a good film...
 
Rude_God said:
To make mine more enjoyable I think I will try putting on some of my favourite music while I do it, or maybe a good film...
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Haha, thats exactly what I do- I dry jelq with some good ol' adult entertainment and listen to some of my favorite tunes while i stretch. I never have minded dry jelqing as it feels good, but stretching got boring after a while. The music makes the whole experience fun again.
 
Did my routine today. Couldn't fit it in this morning so had to do it this afternoon. I could feel myself getting more and more annoyed as the day passed. I just wanted to pull my wang! I think this is gonna get addictive - hopefully should see some gains later on if I stick at it.

Noticed I'd made a mistake yesterday on the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/penis-enlargement-newbie-forum/1597-dlds-first-routine-i-gained-2-inches-with-this-routine-full-tutorial.html]newbie routine[/words]. Didn't read it properly and only did 1 set of stretches - I thought the routine seemed to finish quickly. Glad I spotted my mistake today though, don't want to miss out on those gains. One thing, my wrists and hands should get stronger after all this pulling.

Listened to some music while I exercised today and at the end I felt so chilled out it was amazing. I could have gone to sleep I was that laid back. I didn't though as I needed to warm down so off to the bathroom. Picture the scene, I'm naked on all fours with my knees wide apart and my cock & balls inside a jug of hot water. If anyone had come in they would have thought I was a perverted turtle who had lost his shell :O !

Rude_God

To make mine more enjoyable I think I will try putting on some of my favourite music while I do it, or maybe a good film...
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Make sure if it's a movie it's not too raunchy or you'll just end up pulling your pud instead of doing the exercises :) .

Also, what's all this about,

that's more to do with my own current state of mind than anything.
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Anything you'd like to talk about? Maybe we could help!
 
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'that's more to do with my own current state of mind than anything.'
'Anything you'd like to talk about? Maybe we could help!'

Thanks for asking - it's nothing really. It's not a particularly good time for me - end of a relationship, got my Masters exams all coming up, and yet despite being about to finish this course I keep getting rejected for job applications... But on the grand scale of things its nothing compared to what some people have to go through!

It is getting me down a bit though, and makes everything seem like a chore, going to the gym, Penis Enlargement, whatever. I'm just putting my head down and trying to get on with things which I think is the best thing to do. Although if anyone has any advice, it would all be welcome!
 
Welcome to the forum, Manimal. If anyone spots you on all fours warming up your dick, just tell them you ARE pretending to be a turtle. It's a new kind of meditation.

:P

Just don't mention P.E. They'll think you're crazy!!!

:cool:
 
Rude_God said:
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'that's more to do with my own current state of mind than anything.'
'Anything you'd like to talk about? Maybe we could help!'

Thanks for asking - it's nothing really. It's not a particularly good time for me - end of a relationship, got my Masters exams all coming up, and yet despite being about to finish this course I keep getting rejected for job applications... But on the grand scale of things its nothing compared to what some people have to go through!

It is getting me down a bit though, and makes everything seem like a chore, going to the gym, Penis Enlargement, whatever. I'm just putting my head down and trying to get on with things which I think is the best thing to do. Although if anyone has any advice, it would all be welcome!
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This too shall pass!! Right, Rude God?

You are also coming to the end of two major periods in your life: a relationship and your Master's. If you didn't feel a let down, you'd be quite unusual, I do think.

I think you're on the right track to get out of yourself--going to the gym, even if it takes a great effort, and practicing P.E.

I wish I could be like Manimal and after a P.E. session just kind of lie back and relax. I'm always horned up.
 
Rude_God said:
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'that's more to do with my own current state of mind than anything.'
'Anything you'd like to talk about? Maybe we could help!'

Thanks for asking - it's nothing really. It's not a particularly good time for me - end of a relationship, got my Masters exams all coming up, and yet despite being about to finish this course I keep getting rejected for job applications... But on the grand scale of things its nothing compared to what some people have to go through!

It is getting me down a bit though, and makes everything seem like a chore, going to the gym, Penis Enlargement, whatever. I'm just putting my head down and trying to get on with things which I think is the best thing to do. Although if anyone has any advice, it would all be welcome!
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90% of the jobs are aquired through contacts. Call all your friends, make contacts with everybody, keep a record of phone numbers, stay in contact with them ( ex. wishing happy birthday)... for equivalent qualification, contacts will nearly assure you of a job.
 
Gg is absolutely on target. It's called "networking," and it's how people make virtually all of their job related contacts. It's not what you know. It's who you know. Of course, when you land the job, then you have to prove yourself. But that's another story.
 
Rude_God

The other guys are making some valid comments about the job front. But also remember in life you have ups and downs, everyone has these. It's just how you decide to deal with them that makes us all difference.

Over time I've found that you go through a period in life where everything is fucking great. Then all of a sudden something fucks it all up and you sit there thinking, WHAT THE FUCK HAPPenis EnlargementNED? Last week everything was fine and now it's all shit. Whether it's women trouble, a job, what ever. The point is you always come out of these situations and think - why did I worry so much.
That's what you need to think and remember for the next time you go through a bad patch.

Girls come and go. When you're without one you can think there'll never be another but there will and lots more.

Please keep your chin up and when the time comes that everything is going great again just think back to now and remember that things always get better. :)

At this time I know this is no comfort but trust me it will get better.

Keep smiling! :) :)
 
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