Need Opinions

I made the mistake of creating my first ever posting to sound too much like an advertisement so I am going to try again with a different approach.

I am new to this forum and I wanted to get everyone's opinion on my new invention. It is currently under review by The American Board of Urology to be recognized as the most accurate way to measure penis length.

Check it out at The Final Say! and let me know what you think.

I WILL GIVE DISCOUNTS TO MEMBERS OF THIS FORUM IF YOU GUYS HAVE ANY INTEREST IN IT.

Thanks, Biker13

<<P.S.>> We are developing a second model for curvies, so it is an issue we are currently working on.
 
Biker13 (Jared) I heard you on the Kevin & Bean morning show yesterday (14.Aug) promoting your product the Phallumeasure ("The Final Say"). I was impressed with the fact you mortgaged your house to develop the product. It just shows how much you believe in it. Also, your relationship with your father and how he's such a funny man and gave you the whole concept and idea for it. I know this can't be your only invention, usually an inventor has many ideas on the shelf or on the market.

I don't like the fact it's actually 9 inches long and only measures 8.75 inches. I do like the fact its a quick measuring tool for accuracy. Guys here usually measure their BPFSL (Bone Pressed Flaccid Stretch Length) to track their P.E. gains which can't be done since it's an enclosed instrument.

I saw your attempt to add the Phallumeasure name to Wikipedia. Try not to sound like your selling something. They frown on that, just explain the word not promote the product. Your in marketing mode it seems.

I hope this device actually get approved by the the American Board of Urology, National Institute of Standards and Technology, and the International Bureau of Weights and Measures as the "standard" device to take measurements. They should make all the male adult entertainment actors use it for accuracy with their such exaggerated 2 extra inches claims.

Do you have a Black Man model because all Black men have at least 12 inches to start (LOL). What is the diameter on the device?
 
Threak-X said:
Biker13 (Jared) I heard you on the Kevin & Bean morning show yesterday (14.Aug) promoting your product the Phallumeasure ("The Final Say"). I was impressed with the fact you mortgaged your house to develop the product. It just shows how much you believe in it. Also, your relationship with your father and how he's such a funny man and gave you the whole concept and idea for it. I know this can't be your only invention, usually an inventor has many ideas on the shelf or on the market.

I appreciate your kind words, and yes I have a lot of other inventions, none of which have anything to do with anatomy or measurements. My dad is actually a paraplegic and that is why he needs the incontinent product that sparked this idea, but "The Final Say" has been something that has added a lot of humor back into our lives so I am excited for the world to hear about it.

I don't like the fact it's actually 9 inches long and only measures 8.75 inches.

We were forced to have a 1/4" reveal on the top and bottom because the label application machines can't apply something right to edge.

I do like the fact its a quick measuring tool for accuracy. Guys here usually measure their BPFSL (Bone Pressed Flaccid Stretch Length) to track their P.E. gains which can't be done since it's an enclosed instrument.

I have had a few guys mention the BPFSL issue and honestly I am new to this world so I did not know that this was an important measurement. Now that I do know, I am going to come up with something that will cover that measurement, or maybe some modification of the phallumeasure to allow the measurement to be take. Just might take me a little time to figure it out.

I saw your attempt to add the Phallumeasure name to Wikipedia. Try not to sound like your selling something. They frown on that, just explain the word not promote the product. Your in marketing mode it seems.

You are absolutely right and I learned that the hard way. Unfortunately since I was too "salesman" in my first post, every time I have tried to post something that is simply a definition of phallumeasure, they still delete it. They reason they give is "stupidity." I have tried to explain that this is a serious thing they I have been unsuccessful so far.

I hope this device actually get approved by the the American Board of Urology, National Institute of Standards and Technology, and the International Bureau of Weights and Measures as the "standard" device to take measurements. They should make all the male adult entertainment actors use it for accuracy with their such exaggerated 2 extra inches claims.

I hope they approve it too. Do you think that posting the petition on this forum would be a good idea? I don't want to come off like I'm pushing my agenda too much

Do you have a Black Man model because all Black men have at least 12 inches to start (LOL). What is the diameter on the device?

Black men will just have to tape two of them together for now.

Who knows, if we get enough of a response there may be a JUMBO version in the near future. The diameter of the device is 2.125"

Thanks again for the feedback.

Honestly after the first day I posted, with the negative response I got, I didn't think I would ever be able to change your guy's opinions of me.

Thanks for giving me a second chance.
 
Hi Biker13,

that "cheaters never prosper" page is hilarious. Did you guys actually research that or is it speculation? Either way it had me crackin up rofl

I like that it's being toted as a novelty product more so than an accompaniment too P.E., because I don't think it encompasses the detail the average P.E.'er would need.

But it's definately gonna boost a few egos. Petition signed & shit I gotta get one for the hilarity LoL.

Good luck on your venture bud.
 
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