My Motivational Speach To Everyone - Don't Delete

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Ever since I put this focking ROP thing on, for some reason I can't get that Johnny Cash song out my head yo. "I fell into a burning ring of ..............."

but with the fire substituted with power................. :mixedup:

"My ring of power, my ring of power" SING ALONG :mixedup:

I tell everyone I wear it, IDGAF, peeps think I'm lyin and I go "WHAT, YA DON'T PHUCKING BELIEVE ME? HA? HA?, WANA SEE?"

That usually shut em the phuck up. They think I'm nuts. Well they can be an average Joe with an Average Dick yo. Phuck that, I wana get to the point where I look at my shite and say PHUCKING-A is that mine? GET PUMPenis EnlargementD FOR THIS SHIT BOYZ. MOTIVATION. JUST WATCH A COUPLE OF THOSE VIDS WITH THAT JERK WITH THE BIG HUGE BLACK COCK. That'll motivate you. I'm tired of being in envy. I'm getting that stretcher thing that Supra has when I get some bling yo, and I'm gonna stretch my shite to the moon. FEEL IT, IMAGINE IT. IMAGINE MY GOAL 9x6 yo. I wana hear a chick go "You want me to fuck that?"
Until I hear those words, I'm never gonna be satisfied.
As far as my dick goes, from now on it's INTOLLERABLE, that is I will not tollerate an insufficient penis. Everybody now
"I will not tollerate an insufficient penis"
"I will not tollerate an insufficiant penis"
again, I can't hear ya!
"I will not tollerate an insufficient penis"
"I will not tollerate an insufficient penis"
OK, LIVE IT, BREATHE IT, THINK IT.
IT'S ALL BOUT DA BIG ASS DICK.
SUPRA KNOWS WHAT I'M FEELIN.
I JELG'D FOR 1 HOUR STRATE TONIGHT (a first for me) AND LATER, WHEN THIS 100MG VIAGRA I JUST TOOK KICKS IN :mixedup: :lol: MY WIFE WILL BE WISHING SHE HAD HER PREVIOUS 30 SECOND HUSBAND. MY LOADS AIN'T Penis EnlargementTER NORTH, MY DICK AIN'T JOHN HOLMES, BUT I CAN FUCK AND FUCK HARD FOR A GOOD SOLID HOUR MINIMUM BEFORE BAN.
kNuCkLe
 
Shite, it just occured to me that I've been doing a pc hold at like 3/4 squeeze strength for the last hour. Squeeze that shite men. Everybody.
Squeeze, Breathe, Squeeze, Breathe, Hold, Squeeze. Feel it. Embrace the pain, feel the strength. Feel that thang, flex it, squeeze it, hold it. Everybody now rofl


GET PUMPenis EnlargementD FOLKS AND REMEMBER, PAIN IS YOUR FRIEND. YOU CAN REPLACE GOOD FEELINGS WITH PAIN AND PAIN IS GAIN AND IF YOU TELL YOURSELF THAT THE PAIN FEELS GOOD (EVEN THOUGH YOU'LL BE LYING TO YOURSELF) EVENTUALLY, YOU'LL BELIEVE THE LIES.

PAIN IS YOUR FREIND
repeat after me
PAIN IS YOUR FRIEND
repeat after me
PAIN IS YOUR FRIEND
everybody now
PAIN IS YOUR FREIND AND MY FRIEND TOO
AMEN
PAIN IS YOUR FRIEND AND MY FRIEND TOO
AMEN
PAIN
PAIN




kNuCkLe :lol:
 
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Great Post Bro! We should start our own Penis Enlargement bootcamp for lazy asses who can't stick to a routine. LOL . I can envision it now.

"One more set of ULI's cadet!"
"Dont you let go of that stretch or your gonna eat my shit for dinner!"
"Pump!2,3,4. Pump!,2,3,4. Pump!,2,3,4"
"I want 50 blasters out of you soldier"


Ahhh it would be great. We'd whip people into shape and we'd grow huge dicks in record time.
 
Haha!

"You call that attention, pissball? You worthless piece of horse440 manure! Give me 15 Supra Slammers! NOW!"

Of course, this would be more than bearable if Brooke Burke were yelling it at me.
 
That's an awesome mentality but you can hurt yourself sometimes if you try to overdoit (lol). I know I have. BUT FUCK I LOVE YOUR MENTALITY.

IMA GET A GIGANTA COCK
 
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