My lazy ass discovered the Lazy Ass and I'm hoping my cock will never be the same!

I know Lazy Ass stretches are kinda old-timers for being exercises and I tried them, but never gave them serious thought. My Penis Enlargement to this point has been mostly Phase One with a little Phase Two and [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]Power Assist[/words] techniques. I hadn't done anything since the holiday season till last week when I told myself I was getting back into it. Well, I added some Lazy Ass work and my cock has been noticeably bigger since that time. I highly recommend them to anyone that hasn't tried them.
 
I think they are a great [words=http://www.phallosan.com/shop/catalog/default.php?z=eNortjIxtVKyL0pNszWxMFcrSSxKTy2JL0hMT7U1UisoykyxtbBQSy4tLsnPjS8uKcrMS7dVsgZcMMpbEbo%2C]ADS[/words], if some people can't afford an [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]extender[/words] these would be great. You are using your body weight as resistance which is why these are very powerful.
 
Yes, if you want a flattened, numb penis... go right ahead.

If you're expecting length gains from these, be prepared to sit for a few months straight.
 
Yes, if you want a flattened, numb penis... go right ahead.

If you're expecting length gains from these, be prepared to sit for a few months straight.
 
Godsize said:
Yes, if you want a flattened, numb penis... go right ahead.

If you're expecting length gains from these, be prepared to sit for a few months straight.


To avoid any issues with numbness be sure to re-set the stretch every 20 minutes. Massage your penis, return good circulation and reset. I did these for about 2 years.
 
BIGPimpin said:
I like to do wrapped LAS i think they work pretty damn good

Sounds interesting, how do you do this?
 
i did lazy ass stretches when i was working but since i haven't done them..maybe i try to start them again...what am i talking about i need to start doing a routine period.. rofl
 
twins172_up said:
i did lazy ass stretches when i was working but since i haven't done them..maybe i try to start them again...what am i talking about i need to start doing a routine period.. rofl

You fell off?
 
Cheers guys. I stopped doing these but I felt the urge just before. So I've been LASing for the last 20 minutes!
 
yea i do the las too....i like it because i dont really have to do anythin..lazy bastard i am ..lol but i wanted to know and posted a thread that do these work i just dont feel the stretch i should ...and should i go under the leg or ass....?
 
When reading a thread like this, I always think of Juilanne Moore's comment in "Boogie Nights" where she looks down at Dirk's Dick and says deadpan "this is a gigantic cock" and proceeds to get fucked by it.
 
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