Most embarrassing thing ever

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Aussigymguy

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So a while ago I had a thread saying my wife found my pe stuff but over the weekend something way worse happened, so I had a house warming party I was in my kitchen with about 15 people when my brother & sister in law walk in they were searching for the strobe light & for some reason they thought they'd look through all my drawers in my bedroom & without even thinking about it they walk in & loudly say we found your cock pump & a whole heap of other shit, everyone started laughing & asking why I had it I swear I've never been so embarrassed in my entire life people started questioning me about what I was doing with it & what else I had I could start to feel myself getting pissed off & I guess people could tell I was about to lose my shit so they backed off & didn't speak of it again but I had a pretty decent go at my brother & sister in law for going through my private stuff, not sure how I'm gonna live this one down I assumed if someone found my stuff it'd be one or two people not a house full of people it was even worse than my worst case scenario
 
were they drunk?

you should have beat your brothers ass right there. that is probably the reason me and my brother wouldnt do that to each other. it would be a brawl quickly
 
Aussigymguy;621646 said:
So a while ago I had a thread saying my wife found my pe stuff but over the weekend something way worse happened, so I had a house warming party I was in my kitchen with about 15 people when my brother & sister in law walk in they were searching for the strobe light & for some reason they thought they'd look through all my drawers in my bedroom & without even thinking about it they walk in & loudly say we found your cock pump & a whole heap of other shit, everyone started laughing & asking why I had it I swear I've never been so embarrassed in my entire life people started questioning me about what I was doing with it & what else I had I could start to feel myself getting pissed off & I guess people could tell I was about to lose my shit so they backed off & didn't speak of it again but I had a pretty decent go at my brother & sister in law for going through my private stuff, not sure how I'm gonna live this one down I assumed if someone found my stuff it'd be one or two people not a house full of people it was even worse than my worst case scenario
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Nightmare story now that's always going to be in the back of there mind say this to them
'My mate gave it to me for a joke present Ive used it a couple of times it bloody hurts actually I forgot it was there and I don't need it hehehe do you want it?'
But never give it away they won't want it anyhow
Got to back track
 
youknowme123321;621655 said:
were they drunk?

you should have beat your brothers ass right there. that is probably the reason me and my brother wouldnt do that to each other. it would be a brawl quickly
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Man I felt like kicking his ass I'm about twice the size of him he knows I'd kill him I couldn't get over they'd look in my undie drawer for a fucking strobe light
 
Commodore;621657 said:
Aussigymguy you must have got some pussy that night Right ?
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Kinda, my mrs was drunk we started going for it but she killed the mood by telling me she wasn't wet enough & to get off because it hurt
 
Wow! Mate, if I was you I'd dedninitely just destroy both my step brother and my step sister. 1st they come at YOUR house, then they go to YOUR room, then they look for something they just can't find in place where you keep YOUR stuff and is your PRIVATE zone- and then they go out and tell EVERYONE! I would just destroy them, believe me! But no worries, everyone will forget it in a period of around 3 months. :) Plus- there is NOTHING wrong in PE! It is ABSOLUTELY NORMAL to try to improve yourself. So no worries, everything is just fine, we got your back :).
 
That's hilarious but seriously fucked up too. The stuff nightmares are made of. They just 'happened' to find your stuff in a private drawer in your bedroom while looking for a strobe light? I call bullshit. One of them knew exactly what they were looking for. Now i don't want to cause arguments in a marriage but did you consider that your wifey may have let that info slip in a conversation after she found it the first time? Just throwin that that thought out there.

But at the end of the day, it happened, can't change that, sure it's embarrassing but chin up, there is absolutely nothing wrong with putting in effort to improve yourself. Women do it every single day, they spend bulk loads of coin on make up, clothes, going to the gym, breast enhancement, cosmetic surgery and the list goes on just to achieve a 'better' look & improve self confidence. Why can't you? When you hit your goals you will have the last laugh my brother, guaranteed.
 
Aussigymguy;621666 said:
Kinda, my mrs was drunk we started going for it but she killed the mood by telling me she wasn't wet enough & to get off because it hurt
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The realities of life sometimes.
 
VoorheesXIII;621686 said:
That's hilarious but seriously fucked up too. The stuff nightmares are made of. They just 'happened' to find your stuff in a private drawer in your bedroom while looking for a strobe light? I call bullshit. One of them knew exactly what they were looking for. Now i don't want to cause arguments in a marriage but did you consider that your wifey may have let that info slip in a conversation after she found it the first time? Just throwin that that thought out there.

But at the end of the day, it happened, can't change that, sure it's embarrassing but chin up, there is absolutely nothing wrong with putting in effort to improve yourself. Women do it every single day, they spend bulk loads of coin on make up, clothes, going to the gym, breast enhancement, cosmetic surgery and the list goes on just to achieve a 'better' look & improve self confidence. Why can't you? When you hit your goals you will have the last laugh my brother, guaranteed.
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oooooohh goooooood point. your wife could have said something about it to your sister in law. must have been what happened
 
Aussigymguy;621646 said:
So a while ago I had a thread saying my wife found my pe stuff but over the weekend something way worse happened, so I had a house warming party I was in my kitchen with about 15 people when my brother & sister in law walk in they were searching for the strobe light & for some reason they thought they'd look through all my drawers in my bedroom & without even thinking about it they walk in & loudly say we found your cock pump & a whole heap of other shit, everyone started laughing & asking why I had it I swear I've never been so embarrassed in my entire life people started questioning me about what I was doing with it & what else I had I could start to feel myself getting pissed off & I guess people could tell I was about to lose my shit so they backed off & didn't speak of it again but I had a pretty decent go at my brother & sister in law for going through my private stuff, not sure how I'm gonna live this one down I assumed if someone found my stuff it'd be one or two people not a house full of people it was even worse than my worst case scenario
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You don't need to live it down, have pride in what you are doing. The men who were laughing were hiding their own insecurities under their reaction and I bet they will come to you and ask for advice in the future. The women, beneath their laughter, were wondering just how big you are and they probably now have secret fantasies about you and your penis. People need to grow up and start being honest with themselves. This will pan out to be a good thing for you, I promise. And like Stillwantmore said, You are taking charge of your future happiness and making your penis bigger.
 
doublelongdaddy;621773 said:
You don't need to live it down, have pride in what you are doing. The men who were laughing were hiding their own insecurities under their reaction and I bet they will come to you and ask for advice in the future. The women, beneath their laughter, were wondering just how big you are and they probably now have secret fantasies about you and your penis. People need to grow up and start being honest with themselves. This will pan out to be a good thing for you, I promise. And like Stillwantmore said, You are taking charge of your future happiness and making your penis bigger.
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I ABSOLUTELY agree with every word in that post! Especially the ones in bold! :)
 
Zambrodom3;621786 said:
I ABSOLUTELY agree with every word in that post! Especially the ones in bold! :)
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I can always see the truth through the lies. Laughter, in these cases, is always a way to avoid the truth.
 
Thanks for your words boys it's made me feel a bit better, seriously cheers
 
Commodore;621951 said:
I am a proud PE'r but still i whant to keep this to myself and my woman, i don't know why, for me its just private.
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Same here! I feel like PE is my meditation and something really special to me! :)
 
Commodore;621951 said:
I am a proud PE'r but still i whant to keep this to myself and my woman, i don't know why, for me its just private.
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And that is OK! every man needs his privacy and time to spend with himself. PE is a great way to do this and the all the benefits go to satisfy the woman too.
 
I thought I'd update everyone on how all this has panned out, basically not a single person has brought it up again but last night my wife was looking for lube & yet again went in that drawer & I just said "for fuck sake babe do I have absolutely no privacy at all" & then she said what's in the drawer so i just thought fuck it so I said its to make my dick bigger babe I was thinking of telling her anyway because she only works 3 days a week so I was only getting them days in to pe but now I've told her I'm able to increase that to 6-7 so I really hope the gains come now I've told her, she was a lot less weird about it than I thought she'd be she said "but babe I don't think I want your dick any bigger" standard response I guess but I assured her IF this actually works for me she'll be in complete control of when I stop & she just accepted that so bring on the gains 😄😄😄
 
That's awesome dude!! Pity you had to go through all that other junk in the process though, guess you can chalk it up to character building, lolz 😆
 
VoorheesXIII;622627 said:
That's awesome dude!! Pity you had to go through all that other junk in the process though, guess you can chalk it up to character building, lolz 😆
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It's actually such a relief now I don't have to hide it anymore, we were just watching TV together while I was hanging that was a different experience haha she said it looked liked it hurt but no negative comments I was expecting her to laugh at me or something
 
I've been with my lady for 3 years now and she knows all about PE. I occasionally pump in front of her while we are in bed, it's really not a big deal. If people are that worried about someone finding their tools, hide them in a better place or get a case with a lock on it. We are grown men and want to better ourselves for our partner and ourselves, there should be no shame in that. Just like mentioned above, women do all kinds of shit (like going under the knife) to better themself to get more attention, why can't we?
 
I never felt the need to hide anything, I guess I never thought PE was a negative thing and those who looked at me as being weird never bothered me. When someone would spot a device I would just tell them what it was and if they reacted negatively I just figured they were more interested than they let on. So many times when I would tell men about PE they would say immediately "Oh, I don't need that, I am all good" only to hear movements later "Does that shit really work?" A fear reaction has always proves to have a deeper meaning.
 
DLD said:
You don't need to live it down, have pride in what you are doing. The men who were laughing were hiding their own insecurities under their reaction and I bet they will come to you and ask for advice in the future. The women, beneath their laughter, were wondering just how big you are and they probably now have secret fantasies about you and your penis. People need to grow up and start being honest with themselves. This will pan out to be a good thing for you, I promise. And like Stillwantmore said, You are taking charge of your future happiness and making your penis bigger.
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I tell you, most of the men in that party, when they get home they will Google for a penis pump. Some of the women will want to sleep with him as well. I understand it's kind of embarrassing though the way they announced the device.
 
Aussigymguy said:
So a while ago I had a thread saying my wife found my pe stuff but over the weekend something way worse happened, so I had a house warming party I was in my kitchen with about 15 people when my brother & sister in law walk in they were searching for the strobe light & for some reason they thought they'd look through all my drawers in my bedroom & without even thinking about it they walk in & loudly say we found your cock pump & a whole heap of other shit, everyone started laughing & asking why I had it I swear I've never been so embarrassed in my entire life people started questioning me about what I was doing with it & what else I had I could start to feel myself getting pissed off & I guess people could tell I was about to lose my shit so they backed off & didn't speak of it again but I had a pretty decent go at my brother & sister in law for going through my private stuff, not sure how I'm gonna live this one down I assumed if someone found my stuff it'd be one or two people not a house full of people it was even worse than my worst case scenario
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Those people are fuckers!
They disrespect you real good there. Going through your personal stuff that's really crossing the line. Who does even that? They where probably drunk.

huge-girth said:
I tell you, most of the men in that party, when they get home they will Google for a penis pump. Some of the women will want to sleep with him as well. I understand it's kind of embarrassing though the way they announced the device.
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I agree with this. Women want you, and men want to know how you did it.
This is the main reason I personally keep all my PE private. Nobody should know. The situation right there was a nightmare happening in real life.

One time I had a dream, and in that dream some fuckers got to my lengthmaster (when I recently got the LM), I was ready to fuck them up real good to get it back.
I was lucky it was a nightmare. It was one of these Losing Dreams that felt like reality until you wake up. I woke up with stress and anxiety, and was happy it was just a dream.

I believe that dreams can speak to us, and that we can take life lessons from them.
Since that dream I have my lengthmaster locked away in a secure place. But I need probably a secure container for my pumps as well. But I have not many people at my place...but if they would to open my wardrobe they would see them.

Men are envious of you, and the women want to get with you. Never let other people determine your destiny, you will be depressed forever if you do. Be the outlier, the lone wolf if you will, and take the situation that happened to you as fuel for your future endeavours. Hardships can be fuel for your determination and focus (discipline).

Keep it strong brother.
 
I haven't told my wife I'm doing it. Not that I think she would look at me weird or anything, just sneaking it in on her. She's already noticed the change, but she thinks it's from my Cialis. I don't understand people looking through other's stuff.
 
RichardSwellswell said:
I haven't told my wife I'm doing it. Not that I think she would look at me weird or anything, just sneaking it in on her. She's already noticed the change, but she thinks it's from my Cialis. I don't understand people looking through other's stuff.
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You should not tell her. So many people have reported problems when the woman finds out. Penis envy is apperently a thing...I'm not an expert on that (have not experienced it).

But with that said many brothers have partners that accepts them for who they are, including PE. But for me personally I do not want external people involved in my PE. That would mess with my focus. The only people I need for my PE is myself and this brotherhood. Together we are strong.
 
squirt_inducer_man said:
Those people are fuckers!
They disrespect you real good there. Going through your personal stuff that's really crossing the line. Who does even that? They where probably drunk.


I agree with this. Women want you, and men want to know how you did it.
This is the main reason I personally keep all my PE private. Nobody should know. The situation right there was a nightmare happening in real life.

One time I had a dream, and in that dream some fuckers got to my lengthmaster (when I recently got the LM), I was ready to fuck them up real good to get it back.
I was lucky it was a nightmare. It was one of these Losing Dreams that felt like reality until you wake up. I woke up with stress and anxiety, and was happy it was just a dream.

I believe that dreams can speak to us, and that we can take life lessons from them.
Since that dream I have my lengthmaster locked away in a secure place. But I need probably a secure container for my pumps as well. But I have not many people at my place...but if they would to open my wardrobe they would see them.

Men are envious of you, and the women want to get with you. Never let other people determine your destiny, you will be depressed forever if you do. Be the outlier, the lone wolf if you will, and take the situation that happened to you as fuel for your future endeavours. Hardships can be fuel for your determination and focus (discipline).

Keep it strong brother.
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It's going to be hard for anyone to come across my mityvac because I don't entertain visitors.. If anybody comes across the length master, I will tell them it is a clothes hanger.
 
squirt_inducer_man said:
You should not tell her. So many people have reported problems when the woman finds out. Penis envy is apperently a thing...I'm not an expert on that (have not experienced it).

But with that said many brothers have partners that accepts them for who they are, including PE. But for me personally I do not want external people involved in my PE. That would mess with my focus. The only people I need for my PE is myself and this brotherhood. Together we are strong.
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I'm not worried about my wife having any problems with it. Been together 25 years this year.
 
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