lifestyles of the hung and famous

[Python]

DLD (and anyone else who has had significant size increases), I'm curious if any aspects of your everyday life have changed as a result of growing an enormous schlong, other than the fame and obvious sexual benefit. For example, have you had to change the type of pants, underwear, or other clothing that you wear to accommodate, hide, or show off the increased bulge? What about going out to public places such as the beach/pool/gym? Have you noticed any disadvantages to being overly well endowed?

Inquiring minds want to know.

 

[teoman]

I am much smaller than DLD of course, but sometimes I face with such difficulties. Since my flaccid unit is really detectable, I can't easily sit against a woman when wearing a tight jean. My unit is impossible to hide. This is not a disadvantage all the time of course

 

[DLD]

Let me make a list:
1. I tuck my penis now behind my leg to keep it out of the way
2. I can't site on a toilet without dropping in the water
3. I can't wear undies because they are too constricting
4. Jen can give me a 3 hand blow-job
5. Most of the world hates me because I made gains
6. Jen gushes like a river now
7. 95% of my day is spent on cock
8. I actually get paid to make cocks bigger
9. My hands are mainly used for cock or typing
10. I work 20 hours a day now
11. My family thinks I have deep psychological issues
12. I soon will be able to measure in feet instead of inches
13. Numbers mean so much more to me now
14. I stare at mens bulges
15. Jen cannot keep her hands and mouth off of me
16. I have to be careful not to wipe my butt with my penis
17. I have taken the shape and demeanor of Ron Jeremy
18. I can't stick my cock in Jen's ass now
19. My son calls me DLD
20. The subject of discussion 99% of the time is about cock
21. I live in fear of phallic objects
22. I can measure my penis for hours without a break
23. All my pants are now XXL
24. I dream about my penis
25. Daily exercise has a whole new meaning
26. I have bought so much Vaseline that I should have stock in the company
27. There is always baby powder dust somewhere
28. I sometimes forget my real name
29. My veins on my penis look like a map of Texas
30. I could never put a Bib on a baby again without laughing
31. When watching Disney and they mention Penis Enlargement class I can't help but to get perverted thoughts.
32. I know the measurement of anything with just a glance
33. Foreplay is trying to fit my penis in my girl
34. Paper towel rolls piss me off
35. The supermarket cucumber section scares the fuck out of me

I will add to this list...believe me.

 

[Popp]

Originally posted by doublelongdaddy
Let me make a list:

19. My son calls me DLD

I will add to this list...believe me.

You have a son!?!?!?! I had no idea!! How old is he? Is he Jen's and your's? Does he understand WHY your name is DLD?
I assume that you will introduce him into the Penis Enlargement world. Arent you worried about him telling his friends about you and your ding dong?


-popp

 

[DLD]

Originally posted by Popp
You have a son!?!?!?! I had no idea!! How old is he? Is he Jen's and your's? Does he understand WHY your name is DLD?
I assume that you will introduce him into the Penis Enlargement world. Arent you worried about him telling his friends about you and your ding dong?


-popp

Yes I do have a son. He is from my last wife. He is 9 years old and a rapper. He is the joy of my life. Yes, he calls me DLD. He knows it stands for DoubleLongDaddy. He knows I help men with personal issues concerning the penis. He does not know much more than this. I will be happy to explain it to him when he turns 18.

 

[AfterTheShock]

Ok, as of now after reading DLD's post i am stopping my Penis Enlargement program all be cause of numbers ...2....14 ....16...18.....No wait ,I am still gonna Penis Enlargement because of numbers ...4...6...12...15...29...
Dam ...the cucumbers don't scare me but those dam long ass zucchini give me a major inferiority complex.....lol

 

[DLD]

Originally posted by AfterTheShock
Ok, as of now after reading DLD's post i am stopping my Penis Enlargement program all be cause of numbers ...2....14 ....16...18.....No wait ,I am still gonna Penis Enlargement because of numbers ...4...6...12...15...29...
Dam ...the cucumbers don't scare me but those dam long ass zucchini give me a major inferiority complex.....lol

What about the sausage and kielbasa section!

 

[AfterTheShock]

What about the sausage and kielbasa section!

That section is the exact reason i dont let my wife go to the grocery store ......lol

 

[DLD]

Originally posted by AfterTheShock
That section is the exact reason i dont let my wife go to the grocery store ......lol

I cringe when I think of Jen walking past those 14" fuckers.

 

[maxwell]

DLD I got to say that was great.

 

[Lightning]

Originally posted by doublelongdaddy
He is 9 years old and a rapper.

LMAO!!!! You Crazy!!!

 

[Popp]

Originally posted by doublelongdaddy
Yes I do have a son. He is from my last wife. He is 9 years old and a rapper. He is the joy of my life. Yes, he calls me DLD. He knows it stands for DoubleLongDaddy. He knows I help men with personal issues concerning the penis. He does not know much more than this. I will be happy to explain it to him when he turns 18.

Thats great man! Good luck with that!

 

[DLD]

Originally posted by Popp
Thats great man! Good luck with that!

 

[MDC]

Originally posted by doublelongdaddy
I cringe when I think of Jen walking past those 14" fuckers.

Not to worry, those have no girth worth mentioning. I suggest not growing zucchini or cucumbers in your garden. If you let a zucchini grow a couple of days too long they are 16x10.

 

[seven_wants_ten]

Originally posted by MDC
Not to worry, those have no girth worth mentioning. I suggest not growing zucchini or cucumbers in your garden. If you let a zucchini grow a couple of days too long they are 16x10.

DLD better not leave Jen unsupervised with one of those beasts, she might leave him for a farmer!

 

[DLD]

Can you imagine having a 16 x 10 cock? That is just fucked-up. Thats like one of the missles they used in WW1. It would be cool watching Jen try to straddle it. I think they have a word for this...IMPALED.

 

[DLD]

BUMP...This is a funny thread!

 

[fallen_one23]

lol that list rocked, are you really jeaous of zucchinni?

 

[Dario]

:lol: I hadn't seen this thread before.

 

[crzy_young_gun]

Your such a crazy fucker DLD! lol

 

[DLD]

yes I am scared of most of the long, thick vegetables

 

[wants9]

To the bigger guys, anyone ever say anything about your unit out in public?

 

[TennisNut]

Hey DLD -- don't you know it's no longer "IN" to be from Texas. You should amend your list to state that your dick now looks like a map of Massachusetts, that's where you're from (now), and that's where the next president of this country will be from.

 

[DLD]

Hey DLD -- don't you know it's no longer "IN" to be from Texas. You should amend your list to state that your dick now looks like a map of Massachusetts, that's where you're from (now), and that's where the next president of this country will be from.

I have more to add to this list....to be continued

 

[Dario]

and that's where the next president of this country will be from.

care to make a friendly wager?

 

[stillwantmore]

1

 

[markj911]

hilarious list DLD!!

 

[DLD]

36. Blowjobs become Teeth Jobs.
37. Confusion at TAX time
38. 90% of my phone use is cock specific
39. The other 10% is ball specific
40. I have a new signature scent...JELQ & Powder

 

[TennisNut]

care to make a friendly wager?

Your state is going to help Kerry win. Thanks, Dario.

 

[Super]

I just wanna be a adult entertainment star

 

[DLD]

I just wanna be a adult entertainment star

So do it! You got the dick for it.

 

[Super]

I will After Get this surgery, restoring my forskin and geting at least 9X7NPB then I will go to LA and do it

 

[Stunna]

I will After Get this surgery, restoring my forskin and geting at least 9X7NPB then I will go to LA and do it

I thought you were going to be the driver :driving: for my bang limo!!!

 

[Super]

Im gonna be the guy in the back with the pole sticking outa his pants and the girls are riding up and down on.

 

[ebon00]

17. I have taken the shape and demeanor of Ron Jeremy

Whoah! Rough deal... Did you get his hairy back as well?

 

[DLD]

Whoah! Rough deal... Did you get his hairy back as well?

Nah, but the hair that would have went on my back ended up on my gut

 

[ctmwm]

DLD You still crack me up with that!!

30. I could never put a Bib on a baby again without laughing
And,

31. When watching Disney and they mention Penis Enlargement class I can't help but to get perverted thoughts.

 

[DLD]

DLD You still crack me up with that!!

30. I could never put a Bib on a baby again without laughing
And,

31. When watching Disney and they mention Penis Enlargement class I can't help but to get perverted thoughts.

Oh I got a ton more...I just gotta post em

 

[Super]

Here is DLD and Red, I wonder who is who?

 

[Super]

Could that be!

 

[the1parr]

7. 95% of my day is spent on cock

14. I stare at mens bulges

20. The subject of discussion 99% of the time is about cock

Say this anywhere else and it'd place you in a gay bar or gay adult entertainment.

 

['pepe']

I will After Get this surgery, restoring my forskin and geting at least 9X7NPB then I will go to LA and do it

have u done any adult entertainment yet?

 

[huge-girth]

DLD (and anyone else who has had significant size increases), I'm curious if any aspects of your everyday life have changed as a result of growing an enormous schlong, other than the fame and obvious sexual benefit. For example, have you had to change the type of pants, underwear, or other clothing that you wear to accommodate, hide, or show off the increased bulge? What about going out to public places such as the beach/pool/gym? Have you noticed any disadvantages to being overly well endowed?

Inquiring minds want to know.

Going to the gym, I get a bulge due to the tight wears. There is boost in confidence levels. I wear loose trousers to help me hide the bulge and I also wear tight pants too.

 

[DLD]

Going to the gym, I get a bulge due to the tight wears. There is boost in confidence levels. I wear loose trousers to help me hide the bulge and I also wear tight pants too.

There is also doing squats and lunges we'll bring much needed blood flow to your penis. I was taught this in my very early days when I was training in the gym. And that might've had something to do with my growth