is eveyone here gay or is it a mixture?

lol penis enlargement communities does not equal homosexual communities.

everyone here, to say the least, is open and comfortable with themselves enough to talk about their penises and help each other.
 
Dashdeming said:
So you must be gay since you are here and you assumed everyone here must be gay. Just a little logical deduction dude!rofl

Just what I was thinking Dash and or he is gay hoping everyone else is as well.
 
Mr. heyheyheyhey,

The situation is actually far more dire than you may have ever anticipated, because:

Not only is this THE gay online repository...BUT; the moment you begin viewing this website...THE SUBLIMINAL DOWNLOADING BEGINS !!!

Directly into your brain, through your retinas, there is NO resistance possible.

Soooooo.... from this moment forward you will not only feel the irrepressible urge to expand YOUR penis...

you will also be cursed with the irrefutable urge to bounce other men's balls upon your chin.
Or your taint.
Perhaps forever...

Welcome home, dear heart.
 
i can see why u would think that. i was just taken back when i saw everyone talking about penises and clearly had the wrong thought. sorry if i have offended anyone. to be honest, this all looks very helpful though.
 
Your question was thooooo gayyyyyy, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Seriously, I think the lastest poll on members' sexual orientation, (DLD would know the exact figure)--if you can get a "straight" (he, he, he) answer from him, is that about 30 % of the members are gay. Of course that leaves the bisexuals, transexuals, and heterosexuals--and any other "sexuals" I may have missed.

Welcome to the forum. Put the focus on your own dick, pal!!!
 
I feel Gay today, but not so much yesterday...I guess I need to accept that everyday is not going to be happy:D I am however pretty fucking crocked, I used to be straight but I hurt my back:)
 
MAXAMEYES said:
Mr. heyheyheyhey,

The situation is actually far more dire than you may have ever anticipated, because:

Not only is this THE gay online repository...BUT; the moment you begin viewing this website...THE SUBLIMINAL DOWNLOADING BEGINS !!!

Directly into your brain, through your retinas, there is NO resistance possible.

Soooooo.... from this moment forward you will not only feel the irrepressible urge to expand YOUR penis...

you will also be cursed with the irrefutable urge to bounce other men's balls upon your chin.
Or your taint.
Perhaps forever...

Welcome home, dear heart.

Only Debra Jo Fondren can save him now !
 
I'm subconsciously gay ;) Consciously however, I love vagina, big boobs, and I'm definitely an ass man...that must be a precursor to keep my subconscious mind satisfied...not to mention I love anal sex occasionally, and having my asshole played with. "Jesus christ" I'm just a mad mixture of homo-hetero-sillyness arent I boys?

Mrslave.jpg
 
Ive been waiting years for someone to make a gay thread rofl rofl , MY take on it is I cant talk to a chic about "penis enlargment" beacuse she doesn't have a penis SMELL ME??;) ;)
 
I know that this thread is almost as old as this joke...but I just hadda throw this in here:

How can you tell if your roomate's gay?
When his dick tastes like shit.
 
I used to think the same thing when I got here. But, I'd say that it's more along the lines of everyone here being comfortable with their bodies and realizing that a penis is just ONE part of the body, and it should be talked about as casually as if you were talking about the size of your arms or your chest.

And then there are those who have a really small penis, that they don't care what they have to talk about as long as they increase their size.
 
MAXAMEYES said:
Uuuhhhh....is that a euphemism ?

On the contrary, as Debra Jo FONDREN was often portrayed as a simple farm gal with piglets and baby goats in her arms whilst she was wearing suede and denim underpinnings and those famous suede boots.
Check out her 1976 "Playboy" pictorial ....
 
MAXAMEYES said:
I know that this thread is almost as old as this joke...but I just hadda throw this in here:

How can you tell if your roomate's gay?
When his dick tastes like shit.

dont get it
 
I don't think in terms of sexuality I just think in terms of i want to increase my wang and I look for advice on how to do it..I ain't gay by any means I am alll about the VAG!!!
 
Sexuality is so dictated by the information we are fed from our parents, school, churches, friends and any other daily influence we encounter that may direct our mentality towards a place that does not satisfy our true desires. Are we gay? Well this answer is only relevant in the context of; Are we straight?

We are here, at a penis enlargement forum. We talk about penis, we look at penis, we judge ourselves by penis and we are consumed by the infatuation throughout our daily experience.

I( can say, straight out with no confusion, I love women...I love their pussy, their breasts, their sexuality but I can also say that a large penis excites me in the same manner. Does this make me gay? Of course not! It makes me open to the complete sexual experience.

I see men who try to blame their excitement of the male penis on others as a implication of homosexuality, but isn't it obvious? You seem to be so slick, so male, so Alpha but don't think for a second that your equal love of the male sexuality goes unnoticed.

I love to see a massive penis enter a delicate, beautiful female as much as I love to see a massive automobile attract the pleasantries of a female hopeful. It is normal, real and exciting. Does this make me gay? Of course not, it makes me a man with a broad, expanded understanding of life on a level that allows me to enjoy sex on a level second to none.
 
I watch bodybuilding competitions and look at the fellers intensely, like judges do. I have respect for those guys and I admire what they have worked for and waht they can do, I don't lust after them. Like DLD I like to see a large unit in action, I have respect for that and covet the size and performance that these big boys can put out, I don't lust after them. I am all about pleasing the ladys, if I am gay then I am a lesbian with a 9" clitorus:hammer:
 
AlbertaBeef said:
I watch bodybuilding competitions and look at the fellers intensely, like judges do. I have respect for those guys and I admire what they have worked for and waht they can do, I don't lust after them. Like DLD I like to see a large unit in action, I have respect for that and covet the size and performance that these big boys can put out, I don't lust after them. I am all about pleasing the ladys, if I am gay then I am a lesbian with a 9" clitorus:hammer:


Exactly, if men are not interested in the penis, it's virility and it's impact on a female then I say WOW, you are amazing. Don't watch adult entertainment if you are heterosexual. The male figure is just as beautiful as the female and one without the other is worthless to the sexual emotion we feel.
 
DLD I gotta agree pretty much with all you said....except for the "guys are beautiful"....
Honest to God I don't know how gals and gay guys do it but, personally, I think that the vast majority of naked guys are just fukkin' funny looking.
Me, I'm like...a fur bearing forest mammal or something. Put a pic of me up against, say, Tera Patrick, or Tyra Banks and Christ! we don't even look like the same damn species !
 
MAXAMEYES said:
DLD I gotta agree pretty much with all you said....except for the "guys are beautiful"....
Honest to God I don't know how gals and gay guys do it but, personally, I think that the vast majority of naked guys are just fukkin' funny looking.
Me, I'm like...a fur bearing forest mammal or something. Put a pic of me up against, say, Tera Patrick, or Tyra Banks and Christ! we don't even look like the same damn species !
lol
 
MAXAMEYES blew our community cover with his big fat faux pas...

but his words are verity, soon enough you'll be hanging out the back of a fella named Gape.


keep pushing
 
MAXAMEYES blew our community cover with his big fat faux pas...

but his words are verity, soon enough you'll be hanging out the back of a fella named Gape.


keep pushing
 
Penis EnlargementNIS_VS_PUSSY said:
I'm NOT a gay!!!
And a lot of here are not gays...
I love Big Penis To Fuck Girls Only...
I like Penis VS Pussy...


What's the spread on Pussy?

Seriously though what is that the undercard on PPV this weekend or something? The over-under on Penis is 7.5 as of Tuseday guys place your bets.
 
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