I need to tell a white lie... please help!

[wiseguy1]

Hello all,

Just joined the forum today, so I'm really new to Penis Enlargement. I Watched a couple of DLD's videos and got inspired, and I've now been jelqing for about a week. I'm an attractive guy (or so I hear) but my penis is alarmingly small -- I'm in 19 and it's right around 5" and not very thick -- which holds me back from engaging with girls who are interested in me. Not the best situation for a college student.

SO, here I am. I bought a [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words] [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]X40[/words] yesterday to encourage my Penis Enlargement progress and to hopefully see some gains before/during the summer. Being a student and all it pretty much cleared out my bank account. My mother is always monitoring my account though because I have spent countless amounts of money on illicit substances in the past, something that I have cut down on recently. So, she sees this charge for $160 go through and you can guess what she's thinking. It shows up on the statement as charging to "Healthworld." Thank god it doesn't say [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words].

What can I say that I purchased from "Healthworld" for such a hefty fee? My mom's going to call me tomorrow and I'm sure she'll bring it up...
Any advice would be appreciated. At this point I'm grasping for straws.

Wiseguy

 

[MAXAMEYES]

"A necessary (stress necessary) Penis Enlargement Device."

I'll wager the topic never get raised again.

And welcome to the forums.

 

[hepcat]

You can tell her they're supplements for working out and you but them in bulk. Just read up onit in case she asks questions about what they do and what brands you bought. Or just say she should be happy you're not buying drugs. Even if she doesn't believe your story she isn't going to know what you purchased. That is unless she calls up the company, but that seems a bit excessive.

 

[ironghost]

I would say that the money was spent on vitamins and meal supplements.. Tell her you have been stressing trying to work hard on school and it is affecting your well-being so you want to stay ahead of the curve by making sure that your nutrition is proper for good brain function.. That should work well with the billing name.. Who knows, she may even be proud of the fact that you are trying to take such good care of yourself that she may boost up your college spending allowance

 

[DLD]

Don't tell her a thing. If she happens to find out then you can worry.

 

[8incyclops]

Always sad to hear a guy holding back meeting girls because he thinks his cock is small I've been there I know how it feels my advice I always believe its the best doing DLD's [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/penis-enlargement-newbie-forum/1597-dlds-first-routine-i-gained-2-inches-with-this-routine-full-tutorial.html]newbie routine[/words] then use a [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]extender[/words] or wrap to prevent retraction,at the age of 19 your still growing you will be making gains through Penis Enlargement and naturally.

 

[jakb]

"A necessary (stress necessary) Penis Enlargement Device."

I'll wager the topic never get raised again.

And welcome to the forums.

Maxam--- Awesome comment. Could only imagine her jaw dropping. Laughed excessively hard at this.
Wiseguy- I actually kind of agree with him.

 

[RedWood7]

My mom found my [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]sizegenetics[/words] and I told her it was for curvature straightening. You could always tell the truth. My friend told his mom he had size issues and she actually bought a [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words] for him. Women are surprisingly understanding with this topic. Just think how they feel self conscious about their breasts, they can relate bro.

 

[youknowme123321]

My mom found my [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]sizegenetics[/words] and I told her it was for curvature straightening. You could always tell the truth. My friend told his mom he had size issues and she actually bought a [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words] for him. Women are surprisingly understanding with this topic. Just think how they feel self conscious about their breasts, they can relate bro.

that's a cool mom!! I'd feel weird though when she asked if I'd seen any gains yet

 

[hepcat]

that's a cool mom!! I'd feel weird though when she asked if I'd seen any gains yet

Haha!