I hate my balls

[AlloyCG]

Well, the little guys are just too big. Big enough not to be unnatural, but they lay slightly sideways in a "V" shape so even when my flaccid is hanging huge it still looks small in the mirror. They tend to be pretty sensitive to temperature and are almost always up high - even though I routinely do a testicle health routine. Is there a way I can stretch the skin so they hang closer together?

I suppose it won't be a big deal once my flaccid is like 5.5" girth and hanging half way down to my knee, but for now it's a little embarassing.

 

[TheExecutioner]

Hmm well in answer to them always being up high, are you circumsized? I have noticed that since i have been stretching my shaft skin it has given my nuts way more slack to hang. They hang quite a bit lower now!

 

[bigtyivier]

executioner, how do u stretch your shaft skin??

 

[AlloyCG]

Actually I'm circumsized but I have plenty of extra skin on the shaft. When they do hang they hang really low too. How can I keep them warm so they hang nice like that all the time?

 

[Shafty]

BWAHAHAHA!!! lol lol

I dunno why, but the title of this thread made me sick from laughing!

 

[TheExecutioner]

executioner, how do u stretch your shaft skin??

Through the same means as foreskin restoration. Apply tension to your shaft skin for a prolonged amount of time during the day. Over time the skin will grow new cells to accomodate this tension and thus will grow new skin.
Follow the link in my sig to go to a foreskin restoration site, and go to the methods section on the forum. You can see how to restore and how to expand the skin in more detail.
If you don't want to fully restore but just want more skin then I suppose Manual tugging would be the best way to go. Manually stretching and holding in place your skin pulled out.

 

[TheExecutioner]

Actually I'm circumsized but I have plenty of extra skin on the shaft. When they do hang they hang really low too. How can I keep them warm so they hang nice like that all the time?

Hmm, to be honest you can't really do this without it being dangerous. Your testicles should be kept cool at all times, that is why it is an external organ.
I wouldnt recommend spraying deep heat spray on them or anything

 

[bigtyivier]

hey alloycg your gains r great. wow almost a full inch in girth in a few months, whats your girth routine???? and length routine?

 

[kong1971]

My wife likes when she feels my balls slap against her anus during sex. Don't hate your big balls, embrace them!

 

[quijjiboo]

I, also, hate your balls AlloyCG