How to spot a PEer

[philadelph]

I was just thinking, how if someone who was knowledgable about Penis Enlargement came into my room, they could tell I was a Penis Enlargementer from items that the average Joe wouldn't likely think was strange or Penis Enlargement related.


These are things that can be found in view in my room:

-strips of [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?44-Ace-Strapped-Jims-Joint]ace bandage[/words] and t-shirt
-various lubricants strewn around the place
-lots of cable clamps
-Gallon of water with a rope around the handle
-5 lb weight with rope through hole
-penimaster rods
-measuring tape cut off at 7 inch mark
-liquid Viagra

I think I could definitely tell by looking at someones room if they were a Penis Enlargementer.

 

[sikdogg]

Good point... never thought about it before.

 

[iwant8inches]

yeah...I have strips of theraband in my room...my Bib hanger is under my bed with weights with ropes going through the middle. I have pieces of paper...that occassionally actually read..."Hang after class..." lol.

 

[esteban]

someone would probably just think i'm some psycho wack-off. i've got a corner with baby powder, vasoline, baby oil, and a rice-sock.

 

[philadelph]

Oh yeah, and rulers that have a slight greasy film on them! lol I am such a scumbag

 

[mrdstone]

I was asked by my new girlfriend why the f*** I had this skin lotion (never used it before) and suddenly had an IR heat lamp.

I guess I could give her some explanation about soure muscles - but hey, guess I couldn't fool a Penis Enlargement-guy

 

[DLD]

-strips of [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?44-Ace-Strapped-Jims-Joint]ace bandage[/words] and t-shirt

He must use these to tie her down

-various lubricants strewn around the place

he must have an extremely girthy cock.

-lots of cable clamps

Nipple Torture?

-Gallon of water with a rope around the handle

I've heard of soap on a rape but water on a rope? I guess his insane sexual activity demands refresHydromaxent.

-5 lb weight with rope through hole

I wonder if there is blood on that thing, philadelphia does have a thing for mass murderers.

-penimaster rods

Oh my Gawd, he made a robotic version of my penis! Why! Oh, Why? The humility.

-measuring tape cut off at 7 inch mark

I knew it...7" around!

-liquid Viagra

Bastard, mass murdering, thick dick, sex machine!

 

[philadelph]

lol @ DLD

 

[stillwantmore]

I think anyone who walked into my living room and saw the Bib Starter, weights with a rope through them, and the wrapping material, on my entertainment center would be able to put 2 and 2 together and figure out that I was not into bodybuilding.

 

[jakb]

I dont know about you guys, but for me these things are all so common place that I sometimes almost forget to hide them before people come over. lol My friends will come over and I have a cock ring and lube laying around that I have to quickly hide. I have to do a quick sweep after they walk in the door just in case.

 

[philadelph]

I dont know about you guys, but for me these things are all so common place that I sometimes almost forget to hide them before people come over. lol My friends will come over and I have a cock ring and lube laying around that I have to quickly hide. I have to do a quick sweep after they walk in the door just in case.

Same here.

 

[REDZULU2003]

Same here

 

[VladtheImpaler]

All my stuff is pretty well concealed cuz you know some people just get rootin' for shit

 

[penguinsfan]

My [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]power assist[/words] is laying right out in the open, but my [words=http://www.phallosan.com/shop/catalog/default.php?z=eNortjIxtVKyL0pNszWxMFcrSSxKTy2JL0hMT7U1UisoykyxtbBQSy4tLsnPjS8uKcrMS7dVsgZcMMpbEbo%2C]ADS[/words] is concealed.

 

[GRANDADY]

I have a chainsaw under my bed, dont ask why, and i never go out.

 

[joey_styles]

To be honest Playa's I hide all my Penis Enlargement equmiment. just because i don't want any body to know. the more that they know the more comp. for me. and we can't have that. i guess thats why it does'nt come up in a conversation. but it you look a my freakishly big hands you can guess

 

[GRANDADY]

Are those your two big hands? my eyesight is not what it used to be, i thought they looked like two hottiest with big booties, but i guess that's old age lol