How to live with a huge penis: by Dr Richard Jacob and Rev Owen thomas

[matthew2003]

found this little beauty, written by a Dr and a Reverand.
are Reverands aloud to have sex??, maybe he is telling his story about how tempting it is too use his massive member on those pretty little nuns and the agonies of abstinence when you possess a phallus maximus

If you read the sentence underneath HUGE Penis EnlargementNIS, you will see that living with a big penis can be helped through meditation

im going to try and find this as a torrent and see if i can download it for all to read and empathise with.

 

[matthew2003]

woops forgot the link

http://www.borders.com.au/book/how-...and-wisdom-for-men-who-have-too-much/1189632/

 

[matthew2003]

this article here http://blogs.creativeloafing.com/da...rned-to-stop-worrying-and-love-my-huge-penis/ gives a good overview of the book, sounds pretty damn funny to me. apparantly the book comes with a ruler, i want to read it!!!!!!!!!, cant find a torrent for it yet though, still looking.

 

[DLD]

Intersting

 

[Trisc]

Any luck finding a torrent? I've been looking for ir for a while and haven't found anything.

 

[keepingitbig]

I know Nuns are horny as fuck. Just think about it. They can't have sex for like so many years. The only sight of a man they see are priest. Wouldn't mind sneaking into one and fucking them. Man, that'd be a great dream...lol.

 

[Turnover]

Can Nun's and Priests even masturbate?

 

[DLD]

Can Nun's and Priests even masturbate?

Yes they can. Celibacy denotes sexual relations with another person. Although, much of the Catholic dogma does imply masturbation is wrong.

 

[REDZULU2003]

Strict Catholics wont be allowed to masturbate full stop and it would be seen as a sin. Think the Irish and Spanish Catholics of old, pretty more laid back now I should imagine. I know that in Victorian Britain devices were around that attached to the male genitalia to prevent it becoming erect and on erection it acted like a cage preventing a bulge appearing which must have been painful ... this also stopped masturbation with some younger males of the time who had one forced upon them, not having the key! Yes they had locks on!! Us Brits were pretty fucking wicked back in the day.

Now for Protestants Church of England its not seen as a sin for Priests to masturbate and they can marry and have sex. Catholics as just mentioned, the Fathers cant marry from what I remember but not 100% sure, but I know they cannot masturbate. Both are Christian faiths but took to more extremes.

 

[Turnover]

Wow, I was going to say something about Priests and Nuns if they could not masturbate, but after you told me that crazy shit all I can think about is how fucked up that is; it sounds like a twisted S&M movie not church! I think bondage is hot but I somehow lose the interest in a life time commitment of religious practice....its like the torture without the fun part.

 

[MoreGains123]

I'm pretty sure the book is basically a joke book.