How i got my PE privacy (:

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anyway before i started my Penis Enlargement i was pondering how i'll going to explain my roomate what the hell am i doing in my room for 1.30 hours almost everyday.i didnt wanted him to know about me doing Penis Enlargement until i'll get results ,because he is a skeptical dude and i know what his reaction would be so i told him i'm strating to do some Yoga (((:
so he was like WTF and i told him "yea, i get a lot of stress at work ,you know" and he asked
"well how Yoga is perfomed?" i told him "i'm just sitting on my bed and concentrating on nothing and emptying my thoughts blablablalba". he totally ate it
he thought im getting realy weird and shit with
the Yoga and all the vegetables and me quiting smoking..
anyway came out of the Penis Enlargement closet a couple of weeks ago and he
was like: "OHHH! now i get it!
thats a relief for me.. i thought u were getting all queery on me.. with this Yoga and shit..."
he actually think Penis Enlargement is some bad ass shit (:
 
lil big;416788 said:
anyway before i started my Penis Enlargement i was pondering how i'll going to explain my roomate what the hell am i doing in my room for 1.30 hours almost everyday.i didnt wanted him to know about me doing Penis Enlargement until i'll get results ,because he is a skeptical dude and i know what his reaction would be so i told him i'm strating to do some Yoga (((:
so he was like WTF and i told him "yea, i get a lot of stress at work ,you know" and he asked
"well how Yoga is perfomed?" i told him "i'm just sitting on my bed and concentrating on nothing and emptying my thoughts blablablalba". he totally ate it
he thought im getting realy weird and shit with
the Yoga and all the vegetables and me quiting smoking..
anyway came out of the Penis Enlargement closet a couple of weeks ago and he
was like: "OHHH! now i get it!
thats a relief for me.. i thought u were getting all queery on me.. with this Yoga and shit..."
he actually think Penis Enlargement is some bad ass shit (:
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Wow, what a great story. Do you think he will soon be a member of [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] too?
 
lil big;416924 said:
haha yea i've tried to convinced him , but he's a hardcore stoner.
fuck it. he already got 8 inches. lucky bastard
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Well lot's of guys say they are 8 or 9, but do they prove it? How many guys i heard say they have big dicks, and when you see statistics it is obvious they lie.
 
exactly
especially considering hes a crack head.....

unless youve actually seen it erect, then it is highly unlikely he has an 8 inch
 
When a guy brags about his penis size just deduce by 2" and you will have actual size.
 
What about when the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MoS[/words] brotherhood do :) ? Then jsut add 0 hehehe
doublelongdaddy;416935 said:
When a guy brags about his penis size just deduce by 2" and you will have actual size.
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I just say I have a tiny penis, that it's really small and it gets them thinking about it...

Since I just moved up to using the 4 big bars (2 a side) on my [words=http://www.phallosan.com/shop/catalog/default.php?z=eNortjIxtVKyL0pNszWxMFcrSSxKTy2JL0hMT7U1UisoykyxtbBQSy4tLsnPjS8uKcrMS7dVsgZcMMpbEbo%2C]ADS[/words] this weekend, you guys can tell how tiny I am. It took 30 mins of being in it and then I had enough of a stretch to fit the second long rods into place.
Yay me!!
 
smooth_op;417059 said:
I just say I have a tiny penis, that it's really small and it gets them thinking about it...

Since I just moved up to using the 4 big bars (2 a side) on my [words=http://www.phallosan.com/shop/catalog/default.php?z=eNortjIxtVKyL0pNszWxMFcrSSxKTy2JL0hMT7U1UisoykyxtbBQSy4tLsnPjS8uKcrMS7dVsgZcMMpbEbo%2C]ADS[/words] this weekend, you guys can tell how tiny I am. It took 30 mins of being in it and then I had enough of a stretch to fit the second long rods into place.
Yay me!!
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I feel ya bro, just don't give up!
 
I used to use the pick up line "My penis looks just like a penis, only smaller" :) They smile every time:)
 
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