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With a name like Sausage & mash you must cum from accross the pond, I was hatched in Birmingham mate, where were you hatched? I bet your old man was a brumi. And your mom must have cum from Scoucer land near liverpool mati. Now I'm only guessing of course but the name Sausage & mash gives it away mate. That is if you are a mate? or are you a materess?

The cow bell routine gives me the impression that you are a materess, a lady of the night I bet?

When I used the bell has a weight on my old pecker and got a stiffun, It used to twaing rather ring, especially when the bird with the big hooters used to cum down to the fish market in the Bull ring Birmingham.

I am sure that she used to flash her tits so she could hear my old bell go twaing. I know she used to eat raw fish because her breath was godam awful, smelt like sardines. I think it was her breath, of course it could have been twat too.
 
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Hello British Prick, one question. If you are so English then why do you spell mum M O M? Just wondering. rofl

Oh and I was born in Winchester.
 
British prick said:
With a name like Sausage & mash you must cum from accross the pond, I was hatched in Birmingham mate, where were you hatched? I bet your old man was a brumi. And your mom must have cum from Scoucer land near liverpool mati. Now I'm only guessing of course but the name Sausage & mash gives it away mate. That is if you are a mate? or are you a materess?

The cow bell routine gives me the impression that you are a materess, a lady of the night I bet?

When I used the bell has a weight on my old pecker and got a stiffun, It used to twaing rather ring, especially when the bird with the big hooters used to cum down to the fish market in the Bull ring Birmingham.

I am sure that she used to flash her tits so she could hear my old bell go twaing. I know she used to eat raw fish because her breath was godam awful, smelt like sardines. I think it was her breath, of course it could have been twat too.
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can someone please translate this bizarre story plz ?:(
 
TomdW said:
Hello British Prick, one question. If you are so English then why do you spell mum M O M? Just wondering. rofl

Oh and I was born in Winchester.
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Because in Birmingham Grammer School we where taught to call our mum Mother, hence, MOM for short.
 
British prick said:
Because in Birmingham Grammer School we where taught to call our mum Mother, hence, MOM for short.
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WTF. Never heard that before and my MUM is from Birmigham. It seems to me that M O M is an American spelling and always has been. It doesn't really matter though I suppose.
 
Juggers said:
can someone please translate this bizarre story plz ?:(
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It's simple, old man. You see if you cum from Birmingham we call the meal, Sausage and mashed spuds. But if you cum from Liverpool, which is Scoucer land, they call the same meal Bangers and Mash. Now seeing S&M calls himself Sausage, tells me he or his parant cums from Brum, However, seeing that his second word is Mash, that tells me that his other parant comes from Liverpool. Now do see, the light.
 
I'm from the northeast near Durham and we call it bangers and mash or mashed potato,its scouser not scoucer.Whats with the old man you living in victorian times.
 
British prick said:
It's simple, old man. You see if you cum from Birmingham we call the meal, Sausage and mashed spuds. But if you cum from Liverpool, which is Scoucer land, they call the same meal Bangers and Mash. Now seeing S&M calls himself Sausage, tells me he or his parant cums from Brum, However, seeing that his second word is Mash, that tells me that his other parant comes from Liverpool. Now do see, the light.
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wtf...lol...im only 19 ?:(
 
Well British Prick, me mate, you are absolutely, positively correct, me mam was a scouser and me dad was a brummi, how did you ever guess, my name perhaps. By the way, I am all man, well i used to be until the cow bell incident, it stretched the skin alright, but the rest of it shrank from the frost we had in scouser one year, anyway, BP, thanks for setting the folks straight on where I am from.

I had a similar incident with a gal from scouse, except when she walked out of her hous, all the neighbourhood cats would come around, thinking she was a fresh meal! Dumped her, couldn't handle all the cats hanging around us!

Well mate, 'ere's to ya, hope to hear from you again, S&M rofl
 
S&M,

I had to laugh when I saw your nick. I have a lady friend who is a Scouser, or Liverpudlian as she calls herself, and she translated bangers & mash for me several years back. She's a big footy fan and hates ManU - go figure.

Cheers!
 
Yes folks it's good cummimg from the UK, Ya know most of the lads from the U.S.o A. Don't have a clue, what the fuck were on about. Anyway S&M, Freakzoid and the rest of you blokes who understood the lingo I say thanks. For those of ya who are still clueless I hope one day that ya will cum to Jolly "O" and have a great time in Brum. If ya go to the Bull Ring fish market ya may even see the lass with a kipper twat, If not you will soon smell her, Just walk around the Market and watch where the cats are. Ya may even hear me bell go Twaing when she flips out her tits has she walks past me vegi stand. So for now I would like to close by saying, Just keep on jelquing and pulling your old chopper and one day you will achieve your dream of a massive big dick that you can throw over your shoulder has ya proudly walk down the road, singing "Cockles and Mussells, Alive Alive Oh"
 
British prick said:
Yes folks it's good cummimg from the UK, Ya know most of the lads from the U.S.o A. Don't have a clue, what the fuck were on about. Anyway S&M, Freakzoid and the rest of you blokes who understood the lingo I say thanks. For those of ya who are still clueless I hope one day that ya will cum to Jolly "O" and have a great time in Brum. If ya go to the Bull Ring fish market ya may even see the lass with a kipper twat, If not you will soon smell her, Just walk around the Market and watch where the cats are. Ya may even hear me bell go Twaing when she flips out her tits has she walks past me vegi stand. So for now I would like to close by saying, Just keep on jelquing and pulling your old chopper and one day you will achieve your dream of a massive big dick that you can throw over your shoulder has ya proudly walk down the road, singing "Cockles and Mussells, Alive Alive Oh"
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WoW....
 
Well mates, I like some of lads think, those members who are from the U.S. of A. May not understand the UK Lingo. For those of you who may come to Jolly "O E" in the near future. You will want visit Birmingham. Ask any local lad where the Bull ring is. When you get there look for the local Market. You will see the fish stall selling fresh fish. At that stool you will Myrtle, the lady with the big hooters. If you have a problem finding the fish stall, just start sniffing, when you smell something like four week old Kippers, that will be Myrtle. You may be there when she walks past my Veggie stall. As she walks past she normally flips her massive tits out, that when My bell starts Twanging. Myrtle normally buys her water melon from my stall, and in the summer she goes and sits next door to the dustbins, in the local park. She sits on the third bench from the last dustbin on the left hand side. So if you see a lady with big hooters sitting on that bench, with her legs open and her skirt pulled up around her waist, that will be Myrtle. She said when asked why she sits like that, she replied "it's only way to keep the fly's off my Water Melon". So if you like Danilal Morgan who had a very large sexual organ, remember, the only way to get like our Danny is pull and Jelq the DLD way. Your old man will be so proud as you walk with pride down the street with a tool hanging like great length of Salarmy down to your knee. I know it can be achieved, so keep on Penis Enlargementing guy's. What ever you do, do not loose hope. You can have a prick like me and Peter North, if you keep on trying. Good Luck to all.
 
against_odds21 said:
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Not quite "Exactly", more like wish I had thought of that? Yo don't have to be a genius to see how all of this discussion relates to Penis Enlargement mate. Remember, when you do pull your pudding and jelq like a pro, you must think of Peter North, and his 12 inch staff. If you are to gain any length and girth. So you see to be like Daniel Morgan and have a massive sexual organ, you work and jelq till the cum comes out.
 
British prick said:
Not quite "Exactly", more like wish I had thought of that? Yo don't have to be a genius to see how all of this discussion relates to Penis Enlargement mate. Remember, when you do pull your pudding and jelq like a pro, you must think of Peter North, and his 12 inch staff. If you are to gain any length and girth. So you see to be like Daniel Morgan and have a massive sexual organ, you work and jelq till the cum comes out.
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lmfao :bouncings
 
More Meat said:
I'd say its more strange than funny.
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Are More Meat, me old son, aren't we all a little strange, looking for the 12" master piece. Everyone of us on this forum jelqing and pulling our pud, in hope that one day, we can say to our mates and our girl friends, look at that piece of meat hanging down to me knee, don't ya think it is impressive, would ya like this nice thick piece of pudding stuck in ya, or can slide this salami between ya tits. Of course ya may ask the Bird so can you swallow this. Lets face it M.M. We are all of us a little strange, don't ya think?
 
i live in australia, but im a huge newcastle united fan, my old man was born in newcastle. Durham is close no?
 
Hi Jubei, Newcastle Upon Tyne Wear,(NUTW) is in the North of England, They call it Georgie land. My mate lives in NUTW. He has bought and sold several houses there over the last four years. House prices in the UK are at all time high, people who purchased a house three years ago are laughing all the way to the bank. So tell me Jubei, what are houses prices like in Ausi land? Durham by the way is about 400 miles from Birmingham.
 
It' a wonder, I think that since MU has been sold to a yank, the club is not quite as good as it was when owned by the British promoter. I think that the Wolves, will be in the first division next year, Also West Brom should do well next year mate.
 
God don't even remind me of that take over, i don't trust that chubby little bastard! He's not gettin a penny of my money! I still think that Man U are gonna be the 2005/6 Premiership Champions!
 
Maybe your right Dragon Dick, they have been in the second division to long. The Wolves had a really good team in 1950-1965, When Billy Wright, and Stan Culis, where on the team. I don't know if you remember, but they won the English cup in 1959. They say back then that the Wolves could have beat almost any British team blind folded. I think that they beat Liverpool 10-1 in 1960, and Manchester United 6-3 in 1965. The Wolves had a hot team then. But things started to go wrong when the East Indians purcahased the team in the early 70s. Unfortunatly they never recovered, but maybe thay will now, and see the glory day's again.
 
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