Had a pretty hilarious conversation with my wife

[acromegaly]

She keeps asking me to stop making it bigger, and last night I ordered a bigger [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]bathmate[/words].
She said I'm going to make my weener like a tuna can if it gets fatter.
I seriously can't stop laughing, and she just texted me saying it's hurting her and to please cancel the order for the bigger pump.
Getting this kind of reaction is priceless and also pretty funny IMO

 

[dmoney101]

It's always funny until you wanna fuck and she says she can't because she's too sore lol

 

[acromegaly]

It's always funny until you wanna fuck and she says she can't because she's too sore lol

When she does this I just get frustrated and do another [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]bathmate[/words] session, it's a vicous cycle xD

 

[dmoney101]

And it won't end until somebody's in the hospital haha

 

[DLD]

A tuna can

 

[acromegaly]

And it won't end until somebody's in the hospital haha

A little bleeding is totally normal, r-right guys?

 

[youknowme123321]

you'll be the first guy in the world whose wife cheats on him for a smaller cock lol

 

[8incyclops]

She keeps asking me to stop making it bigger, and last night I ordered a bigger [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]bathmate[/words].
She said I'm going to make my weener like a tuna can if it gets fatter.
I seriously can't stop laughing, and she just texted me saying it's hurting her and to please cancel the order for the bigger pump.
Getting this kind of reaction is priceless and also pretty funny IMO

What's your size?

 

[gayron36]

You do have to do this for yourself, but also should consider your wife's feelings. That is if you love her. If you're just biding your time and planning to leave her, disregard how she feels I guess.

 

[acromegaly]

What's your size?

5.1x6

 

[acromegaly]

You do have to do this for yourself, but also should consider your wife's feelings. That is if you love her. If you're just biding your time and planning to leave her, disregard how she feels I guess.

Trust me dude if a baby can come out a vagina, a fat dick can go in there.

 

[beginning]

Trust me dude if a baby can come out a vagina, a fat dick can go in there.

That may be so, but pushing out a baby is in no way enjoyable. I was there when my wife gave birth to our son.... not a fun time.

 

[LONGERDICK7+]

Her pussy cant take no more punishment ?

 

[dmoney101]

That may be so, but pushing out a baby is in no way enjoyable. I was there when my wife gave birth to our son.... not a fun time.

I don't think any woman wants to need an epidural before sex haha

 

[DLD]

Trust me dude if a baby can come out a vagina, a fat dick can go in there.

And I have seen some babies with big ass heads! I wonder, how the heck did you fart that bay out?

 

[Andron]

5.1x6

You're 5.1" long and 6" thick and your wife is complaining that is too big? Just how tiny is this woman?

 

[acromegaly]

You're 5.1" long and 6" thick and your wife is complaining that is too big? Just how tiny is this woman?

She is very tight, but women will also complain/exaggerate about EVERYTHING.
Also I'm 5.5 in long non bone pressed now gains city baby

 

[Satyr]

You're 5.1" long and 6" thick and your wife is complaining that is too big? Just how tiny is this woman?

What is it that most people are so fixated on length that they even identify it with overall size?? In this case it's clearly the formidable girth of 6" that makes his wife complain. That's not so surprising since not every woman can take that much (though she can and will in most cases accommodate to it).
In fact, length is only one of three dimensions that make up for overall size and two of them (width and depth) are covered by girth and not length. If anything girth does more for size. An 8" long pencil with 4" of girth or even less will appear and feel much smaller than a 5" with a 6" girth.

 

[Lightning]

6" girth is really big, that will hurt most women. I would rather have a short fat dick over a long skinny one.

 

[acromegaly]

It probably gets bigger during sex cuz last night I looked huge. If I'm not with my wife my EQ sucks from pumping three times a day

 

[DLD]

6" girth is really big, that will hurt most women. I would rather have a short fat dick over a long skinny one.

What is your girth now?

 

[huge-girth]

5.1x6

I see why you left MOS. She was already complaining as at when your girth was 6 inches thick. I remember you got to 7 inches in girth and your wife pressured you even more which made you disappear from MOS.