Got Caught today!!!

[MrFreak]

well just a few minutes ago while I was doing a worderful jelq Session my bro walks into the room and im butt ass naked with a adult entertainment qued up... How awkward is that! Ha

 

[higherone]

LOL It happens. He's a guy, he'll understand. He probably thinks you were jacking off. Just let him in on it and it will be no big deal.

 

[DLD]

He just thought you were whacking it.

 

[College]

How embarassing man. I hope u can look him in the eye.

 

[skyfox7]

At least it wasn't your mother, friend of mine was jacking off once when his mum walked into the rroom.

 

[PitchNAhTent]

...

 

[DLD]

Should have did an courage wolf.

Nice

 

[higherone]

should have did an courage wolf.

hahahaha! Classic!

 

[DLD]

Have you ever read my thread on how I was caught?

 

[BANANAxBOY]

should have did an courage wolf.

lmao!!!!!!!

 

[REDZULU2003]

Love the illustration, that's cool. Yep man I feel for you, but he's a male and wont hold it against you. In time when your dick starts to bulge out in your pants and he will notice, you can let him in on the ''secret''. I was caught once by my 17 year old female cousin having a ferocious wank to Vida Gurrera and I didn't stop as I was at the PONR, fancy that when someone walks in. She stared at my knob for a few seconds and walked out. I said sorry afterwards and we laughed it off. Funny because her mates started to smile more at me after that and I tapped a few of their assess, so she may have said I walked in on my cousin while wanking and his cock was huge hahaha

 

[Girth Hammer]

You should of stopped and said "UHH?.....ITS EXACTLY WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!"

 

[allergix]

my mom walked in on me jerking off when i was like 16ish. and i had to have a talk to my dad who used to constantly just bust into my room and id be spread out on my bed asleep with morning wood.

lol also my mom found my [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]penis pump[/words] and [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]extender[/words] at the end of last year when she decided itd be an awesome idea to clean my room up. found it all propped up in my cupboard with the rest of my tidied shit. never said anything about it, and its clear what it is, it's 12inches and says "ENLARGER" in capitals along the side.

 

[skyfox7]

my mom walked in on me jerking off when i was like 16ish. and i had to have a talk to my dad who used to constantly just bust into my room and id be spread out on my bed asleep with morning wood.

lol also my mom found my [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]penis pump[/words] and [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]extender[/words] at the end of last year when she decided itd be an awesome idea to clean my room up. found it all propped up in my cupboard with the rest of my tidied shit. never said anything about it, and its clear what it is, it's 12inches and says "ENLARGER" in capitals along the side.

HAHAHAHAHAHAhA!!!!! I have had a few close calls but never caught.

 

[allergix]

HAHAHAHAHAHAhA!!!!! I have had a few close calls but never caught.

famous last words

 

[Girth Hammer]

JEEZ allergix, hope you and your parents have a tight relationship. I know if that was me I would be scared shitless. My parents are nowhere near being the "cool parents" that would suck like hell for me.

My dad is cool though he would laugh and that would be the end of it.

 

[MAXAMEYES]

well just a few minutes ago while I was doing a worderful jelq Session my bro walks into the room and im butt ass naked with a adult entertainment qued up... How awkward is that! Ha

Not as awkward as if he had said, "Need some help w/dat?"
Things, no matter how bad they seem at the moment, can ALWAYS get worse.

 

[skyfox7]

Not as awkward as if he had said, "Need some help w/dat?"
Things, no matter how bad they seem at the moment, can ALWAYS get worse.

Annd even MORE hilarious!

 

[DLD]

My dad is cool though he would laugh and that would be the end of it.

Sounds like my son and me

 

[allergix]

Yeah my parents are cool enough. I warned them both years ago that if they venture into my bedroom theyre bound to find something they don't want to see. So it's their own fault when they do find stuff like that haha.
They can live the rest of their lives with the mental image of their baby boy pumping his dick lol. suckerrrssss

 

[Wooden Indian]

Damn dude, your bro is one thing, but having your mom find your [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]penis pump[/words] is just down right horrible. Thats why I keep my [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words] in a lockbox with the only key in my wallet.

 

[allergix]

Damn dude, your bro is one thing, but having your mom find your [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]penis pump[/words] is just down right horrible. Thats why I keep my [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words] in a lockbox with the only key in my wallet.

She'd find a way in. She's Satan! bahahah

 

[P.Marx]

I've been close to getting busted a few times by my flat mate,I think I'd prefer him to think I was jacking off than doing Penis Enlargement!

 

[higherone]

My mom found all of my Penis Enlargement stuff (extender, lube, viagara) when she was looking for my keys to pick me up from the airport. I'm in my 30' and am pretty open about my Penis Enlargement efforts (buddies, brothers, dad all know) but even I was a little taken aback when my mom said on the ride home, "you have a lot of money in your sock drawer". Right then I knew I was busted. I said "I have a lot of things in that drawer". She just changed the subject. Hahaha.

 

[MrFreak]

My mom found all of my Penis Enlargement stuff (extender, lube, viagara) when she was looking for my keys to pick me up from the airport. I'm in my 30' and am pretty open about my Penis Enlargement efforts (buddies, brothers, dad all know) but even I was a little taken aback when my mom said on the ride home, "you have a lot of money in your sock drawer". Right then I knew I was busted. I said "I have a lot of things in that drawer". She just changed the subject. Hahaha.

Ha ha ha ha good comeback

 

[Girth Hammer]

"youve got alot of money in your sock drawer"

Penis Enlargement stuff is priceless so shes right in a sense. rofl

 

[DLD]

"youve got alot of money in your sock drawer"

What is the address of this sock drawer? I might have to roll up

 

[higherone]

The money is long gone. The Penis Enlargement stuff is still there. I normally don't get uncomfortable talking about Penis Enlargement but that was definitely out of my comfort zone. Ah well, I guess its no worse than getting busted with adult entertainment or busted jacking off. It is what it is.

 

[higherone]

What is the address of this sock drawer? I might have to roll up

HAHAHAH I'm picturing someone robbing my house looking for money and finding all my Penis Enlargement shit and thinking WTF?!?

 

[MrFreak]

Man I am having a bad time keeping things a secret... my dad just caught me and my girl fuckin he was cool about it but after dat I couldn get back up for shit... ha man I have been having a lot of bad luck lately

 

[higherone]

Hahahaha! What was worse, getting caught Penis Enlargementing by your brother or getting caught having sex by your dad?

 

[MAXAMEYES]

That's almost as bad as gettin' caught in the hall closet- by the entire PTA Board- fuckin' the sleeve of yer Mom's best casHydromaxere sweater...
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err...

or so I've heard...

 

[Davy C]

I'd feel much worse if it was my mom or something.

 

[AdmiralLongDong]

That's almost as bad as gettin' caught in the hall closet- by the entire PTA Board- fuckin' the sleeve of yer Mom's best casHydromaxere sweater...
umm
aaa
err...

or so I've heard...

That made me laugh pretty hard. Thanks!

 

[skyfox7]

Hahahaha! What was worse, getting caught Penis Enlargementing by your brother or getting caught having sex by your dad?

If I had a son I would be proud of him and give him a high-five

 

[higherone]

MrFreak, your brother say anything since then?

 

[DLD]

If I had a son I would be proud of him and give him a high-five

Me too!

 

[huge-girth]

well just a few minutes ago while I was doing a worderful jelq Session my bro walks into the room and im butt ass naked with a adult entertainment qued up... How awkward is that! Ha

I never got caught lol. But everyone knows I work as a PE coach and I also did PE. The good news about your situation is that, your brother might become interested in PE if you make permanent gains from all of your efforts.

 

[DLD]

I never got caught lol. But everyone knows I work as a PE coach and I also did PE. The good news about your situation is that, your brother might become interested in PE if you make permanent gains from all of your efforts.

I never got found out because from the beginning, I told everyone what I was doing. But I can imagine how embarrassing it would be if a brother caught me in the middle of a slow squash jelq session.

What did your roommate say? Or did he say nothing?

 

[oldandlively]

As you get older, you get caught more often but we don't care as much. The age thing. But we also have fun outside in the backyard in our hot tub too. Plenty of those who have taller two and three-story homes that are much higher in elevation than us. Let's just say, they just smile.

 

[DLD]

As you get older, you get caught more often but we don't care as much. The age thing. But we also have fun outside in the backyard in our hot tub too. Plenty of those who have taller two and three-story homes that are much higher in elevation than us. Let's just say, they just smile.