Dude gets his dick caught in Gym weights, police have to saw the weights off!

BANANAxBOY;354246 said:
Ya, and 5 TIMES the size! I wonder if any of the swelling gave him permanent gains?

extreme clamping routine. He should have got some [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/penis-enlargement-forum/12539-slow-squash-jelq-nothing-give-me-better-expansion.html]ssj[/words]'s going! Poor guy missed an opportunity there.
 
Hi_I_AM_neW19;354381 said:
but is he potent???Is his penis in good health??Hydromaxmm...yes let's find the technique....

It is VERY, VERY, VERY difficult to hurt your penis permanently. Ask Lorania Bobbet.
 
doublelongdaddy;354430 said:
It is VERY, VERY, VERY difficult to hurt your penis permanently. Ask Lorania Bobbet.

Y'know, one of my old buddies was driving the truck behind her when she threw the dick-stump out her window.
He told me the "thump" when it hit his windshield was so loud it woke up his drivin' partner, who asked if that was a bug-or what.
Buddy said he replied, "Well, if that was a bug...it had the biggest damn dick I've ever seen!"
 
MAXAMEYES;354445 said:
Y'know, one of my old buddies was driving the truck behind her when she threw the dick-stump out her window.
He told me the "thump" when it hit his windshield was so loud it woke up his drivin' partner, who asked if that was a bug-or what.
Buddy said he replied, "Well, if that was a bug...it had the biggest damn dick I've ever seen!"

:)
 
I was thinking of putting my cock in the hole of some weights, but the possibility of it getting stuck kept me from doing so. Never put anything on your cock that you cant cut away by yourself with a pair of scisThomas.
The ace bandage is the quickest thing to remove from the penis.
 
Well, to bring the worst side for the wrapped penis, mine poked out of my shorts while I was under the car doing repair, and the wrapped penis snagged on one of the ramps as I slid out while I was on my creeper. Lets just say the walkers didn't know where to look.
 
Well, to bring the worst side for the wrapped penis, mine poked out of my shorts while I was under the car doing repair, and the wrapped penis snagged on one of the ramps as I slid out while I was on my creeper. Lets just say the walkers didn't know where to look.
😆😆😆 that's what I call a mechanic. The people looking on must have thought you were having sex with your car
 
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