Cool's Penis Volume Calculator - Allows for 3 different girth measurements!

Hey guys, I downloaded WaxN's calculator a few days ago but noticed one fatal flaw with it - it only allowed you to enter one girth measurement! This is no good for me so I decided to make my own in Excel. It allows you to enter your Length, Base Girth, Mid-Shaft Girth and Head Girth.

I zipped it and attached it to this thread below. Hope you find it useful!
Oh yeah, any feedback/critisisms are very welcome in this thread! rofl

Notes
  • All measurements are in inches.
  • This version does not take into consideration the fact that the penis head does not follow the cylindrical shape of the rest of the penis.
  • I am working on a version that does take this into consideration.
  • Feel free to mess around with the calculations on the Calculations sheet but be careful because no cells are locked/protected.
  • The constant for weight was taken from WaxN's DOS Penis Volume Calculator.
 
You could also fill a jar to the brim with water, stick your erect penis in the jar and measure the amount of water that overflows out of the jar. That'll be your penis volume.
 
I was thinking about that concept too. My glans/midshaft/base girth are all different...

Shucks... I don't have Microsoft Excel... Can you program it with the same application as WaxN's?
 
goinfor11x7 said:
I can't for the life of me to get this fuckin' calculator to work. It won't download. I wonder what I'm doing wrong????:(

Hmmm, not too sure about that. It's just an Excel spreadsheet zipped up. You got Windows XP? If not you'll need Winzip or WinRar to uncompress it.
 
Wishing|Average said:
I was thinking about that concept too. My glans/midshaft/base girth are all different...

Shucks... I don't have Microsoft Excel... Can you program it with the same application as WaxN's?

No Chance! I could probably have done it in Visual Basic or C++ back in the day, but not now lol... gimme your measurements and I could work it out for you...
 
Hey, cool,

I do have XP, but I can't manage to unzip it. Shitt!! Would you compute it for me too? Please, please, please??? :)

I'm going to be conservative here: 9" x (7" 6" 6.25")
 
Damn C++, I failed a class that had it. I need to retake it later on if I wana get a degree on Computer Science.. Well Anyways, here's my stats if you can calculate it for me:

Base girth: 4.75"
Midshaft: 4. 60
Before the Glans: 4.5"

-Thx
 
I've downloaded it okay (right-click on the attachment link and choose "download" from the menu item), but I can't do Excel. I can view it, but Excel Viewer won't let me input any measurements. Cool, would it be at all possible for you to write an application independent version of your app?
 
Despite the file's assertion that it's a zipfile, it downloads as a PHP instead.

Macromedia Studio MX wanted to open it instead of winrar, so rather than running antivirus on it and manually shoving it into winrar, I simply deleted it.

-- Which is saying a lot coming from me, -- I've been all over the Volume concept ever since I first came to this site.

If it's really a zip file, it should download as a .zip -- not a .php

That's why people are having trouble opening it at our end.

*
 
Shit, Ed. Our stats are so damned similar that assuming our dicks are equally tubular, our volume is virtually identical. In any case, you've saved me a lot of searching and some simple math.


Lol, lol.
 
goinfor11x7 said:
Shit, Ed. Our stats are so damned similar that assuming our dicks are equally tubular, our volume is virtually identical. In any case, you've saved me a lot of searching and some simple math.


Lol, lol.


No problem bro! Anything to help out Mr. Need to be 11 x 7? Imagine the volume you;ll have then? :O
 
I'll need a special jock strap to carry it around. I like what's happening to my flaccid, though. From one exhibitionist to another, Joe, I "freak em out" at the health club. It's not so much my flaccid hang, which is quite remarkable. It's the fact I have no belly for my dick to hide under.

Most of the members at the club have these huge bellies. When DLD knocked off that baby fat, what a difference it must have made in his flaccid hang, right?

I remember my Mrs. actually predicting my present flaccid hang. This was almost 40 years ago. She said, "Your penis, (she never uses my favorite four letter words), always turtles. I'll bet when you let it all hang out some day, it'll look quite different." Her prediction has proven accurate. It just took forty years, that's all.


Lol, lol.
 
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