Anyone heard of a phallumeasure?

Moony"B"Finch said:
That's cool man, you gotta understand that everyday someone joins here and posts a bunch of advertisements for their product so people here get pretty sick of it. I apologize for being how I was, and good luck with your product.

I appreciate you cutting me a break. Dave seems like has a little bit of some bottle up anger, but that's none of my business.

Anyway, I still plan on hooking up all the members of these forums with some promotional stuff, just give me a few days to work it out.

We are going to interviewed on different radio and TV programs over the next month, so you should start hearing the name more and more.

If you don't like our product that's fine too. Just don't buy it and I will try and make something better next time.
 
sikdogg said:
Why don't you hit up DLD or Lightning about becoming a board sponser...

I'm new to this website so I am not sure who you are talking about.

But I would love to look into that.

Can you direct me to the right person?
 
biker13;274966 said:
After years of measuring with a ruler every day, I was happy to see that someone finally invented a ruler specifically designed to measure penis length. It's called a phallumeasure, and the company that sells it is called "The Final Say"

So far you can only buy these things at The Final Say! but I assume we will see them a lot more places real soon.

I got one and it has changed the way I look at measuring.

Because of it's design, it ensures that you start your measurement from the exact same spot every time. It also makes it impossible to cheat, so if more and more people start to use these things, we will finally have some accurate numbers to reference when we are comparing things.

CHECK IT OUT>>> The Final Say!
Funny, this would be just like DLD making a post here saying "gosh I'm so glad I finally found a site like [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words]!"
 
come on , aint rocket science measuring your dick. All you need is a ruler, give or take if its plastic , wood, metal, sheepskin or whatever the fuck. Don't make it harder, it's accurate enough.
 
funny thing is you made it to small for a lot of guys on this site ... it looks to me like it is a 2" tube and 9" long? what about the bigger guys like DLD he would make the thing look like a toilet paper roll lol. i don't know i can go buy a ruler for like 99c at almost any store that sells paper and pens and i can still use it to draw straight lines and measure other things.. also i can use the ruler to smack the old lady in the ass when she walks by..eh i guess i could just whack her upside the head with that tube instead (do chicks like that kinda stuff?).
 
Threak-X;275059 said:
Their selling price is $14.95 (USD)
I purchase my measuring device which is a standard school ruler for 79¢ (USD) at the grocery store ... you do the math (DUH!!!)
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14.95 ÷ .79 = 18.92405063291

That's = 0.63333333333 rulers a day for am= month:)

I love math.
 
biker13;275159 said:
I appreciate you cutting me a break. Dave seems like has a little bit of some bottle up anger, but that's none of my business.

Anyway, I still plan on hooking up all the members of these forums with some promotional stuff, just give me a few days to work it out.

We are going to interviewed on different radio and TV programs over the next month, so you should start hearing the name more and more.

If you don't like our product that's fine too. Just don't buy it and I will try and make something better next time.

i could only use this as a Penis Enlargement instrument to catalogue gains as i have an upward curve and my true length can't be accurately measured by your product... right?

peace.


keep pushing
 
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