Uh Pyro said in his post that he could write more if that wasn't enough. I find it ironic that your even putting down the one guy who was the most serious about your bullshit.
Like I said, I feel sorry for anyone who takes you seriously, in an honest way. You've been here less than a month, and you wasted no time in polluting this board with your presence.
At firts glance it would seem you have nothing to gain by exploiting people who haven't had great luck in dating so far, but then I realized that while you haven't tried to make any money (yet), you really and truly just get off on yourself. Telling others how to manage their lovelife as a way to take control of a situation is just your way of feeling special.
Everybody else, seriously this forum is loaded with links to real dating-advice websites that have been tried by many (members here included), and don't come with the added side-effect of having this cocksucker play Dr. Phil (in between jacking off in front of a mirror of course). All you need to use is the search function at the top of the page.