A Vital Message To The Mods At Mos (dld And Jazz)

[Vaseline_Knight]

Can you PLEASE for god's sakes, replace:

'Penis Enlargement Forums at [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]Matters of Size[/words] by DLD'

out of the header of the website so that when the browser is minimized it doesnt say Penis EnlargementNIS ENLARGEMENT FORU...

I find myself logging into [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MoS[/words] increasingly less day by day because of this problem.

Can you guys PLEASE do something about this?

just put [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] Forums or something vague and general so that the average joe doesn't accidentally peek over at your laptop/pc and know wtf you're up to.

 

[9cyclops9]

I agree with this one. I very nearly got caught at my parents' house over Christmas break. It would be nice to have it say something a little more subtle.

 

[$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$]

I must third that seeing as i access this place from my job and it is a little awkward when my boss passes he can defiantly tell i just closed a page

 

[ricki]

yeah i agree. it would be better if it just said "Matters of Size" or "Matters of Size - Penis Enlargement Forums"

 

[Vaseline_Knight]

yeah i agree. it would be better if it just said "Matters of Size" or "Matters of Size - Penis Enlargement Forums"

how about no Penis EnlargementNIS or ENLARGEMENT in there? I mean if you visit an 'enlargement' forum, it doesn't take people long to either decipher it having something to do with penis, or thinking you're some kind of a freak. ( i know we are but no1's supposed to know so shhhhhhhh)


and 9cyclops9

you have no idea! a couple of days ago i had a major presentation, infront of 2000 people, and I had to connect my laptop to the projector to present my powerpoint slides. I plugged in the projector and with SUCHHH luck the projector malfunctioned and they had to bring another one, and my partner was like 'hey why don't you close all those other programs on your laptop so it doesn't slow down your computer"

and I closed a couple of them and the browser's tab all of a sudden got bigger :

HOTMAIL GOOGLE Penis EnlargementNIS ENLARGEMENT FORUMS AT [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MATTERS OF SIZE[/words] by DLD


now my partner knows about this since his gf had told him about it and he was jokingly mentioning it and I had told him that it's true it does work, but he didn't know I'm a full fledged [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] addict. Still wayyyyyyyyy better than it appearing on the projection for 2000 people to see.:O

 

[Vaseline_Knight]

I think this would be good

Welcome To the Forums at [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] by DLD!

[words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] by DLD sounds like a chemical name, and people would never guess its related to dick!?

 

[$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$]

Dam man that would of sucked.

 

[Vaseline_Knight]

Dam man that would of sucked.

I know I woulda moved to the south pole and lived there. who knows maybe cold weather is good for Penis Enlargement:blush:

but something's has GOT to be done about this.

 

[$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$]

Luckly I have [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] business cards so when ever i got caught i just handed out one of them and explained to them that i was a affiliate and tryed to sell them on the site,
It went over pretty well but there are a few people who would not understand.

 

[9cyclops9]

lol lol lol

That's a great story, Vaseline!

 

[Chi]

I thought about this some time ago.
Now, in every computer I use I put the taskbar in auto-hide. That way it hides unless the mouse pointer is right over it. That is: right click on bar, properties, check the auto-hide box, apply, ok.

STILL, if I am on msn having a chat simultaneusly, every time I get an answer, taskbar activates and shows up untill you click on the window box.

I fully support VK's request. In the meantime hide the taskbar guys. I also clear the history of visited sites if necessary afterwards.

 

[9cyclops9]

I also clear the history of visited sites if necessary afterwards.

Safari, the standard Mac browser, has a function called "Private Browsing." When this is on, nothing is added to the history or the Google search box or anything like that. I don't know if PCs have anything similar.

 

[Cool_as_fcuk]

I set this up last time this was brought up... definitely needs to be changed!

This works though - http://www.mos.thrill.to/

 

[EVO]

you have no idea! a couple of days ago i had a major presentation, infront of 2000 people, and I had to connect my laptop to the projector to present my powerpoint slides. I plugged in the projector and with SUCHHH luck the projector malfunctioned and they had to bring another one, and my partner was like 'hey why don't you close all those other programs on your laptop so it doesn't slow down your computer"

and I closed a couple of them and the browser's tab all of a sudden got bigger :

HOTMAIL GOOGLE Penis EnlargementNIS ENLARGEMENT FORUMS AT [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MATTERS OF SIZE[/words] by DLD


now my partner knows about this since his gf had told him about it and he was jokingly mentioning it and I had told him that it's true it does work, but he didn't know I'm a full fledged [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] addict. Still wayyyyyyyyy better than it appearing on the projection for 2000 people to see.:O

lmao, can you just imagine how red you would have gone!! all my close mates know what i do. also a couple of girls i see.... it gives me motivation not to give up by the fact it will make me look stupid!!

 

[DLD]

I'm pretty sure there is a reason as far as search engine placement but maybe something can be done, Jaz needs to look into it.

 

[MDC]

Hopefully someone will change it since it's only the title of the page(s). Even minimized with tons of things opened I have one on the taskbar that says "Penis.." This is a really bad thing if you want guys using your site.

 

[DLD]

Very good thread vaseline hopefullly something could be done.

Maybe we could change it to COCK

 

[Vaseline_Knight]

Thanks for the support guys. I just think that will make [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] alot more user friendly.


DLD

if you want Penis Enlargement Forum in your header, for search purposes, why don't you put a couple of useless words like a greating in the Beginning so that it doesn't show when minimized. I find Very professional looking. with the way I look, people think I'm posting at a political forum, or maybe at worst a bodybuilding one, there are just two things that are problems one is the header mentioned, and the other is the name of the main threads:

Penis Enlargement Forums at [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]Matters of Size[/words] by DLD > Free Penis Enlargement Forums and Exercises at [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]Matters of Size[/words] > Penis Enlargement Forum > A Vital Message To The Mods At [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]Mos[/words] (dld And Jazz)

I think instead Penis Enlargement, the term Penis Enlargement would be alot better:

Penis Enlargement Forums at [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MoS[/words] by DLD > Free Penis Enlargement Forums and Exercises at [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MoS[/words] > Penis Enlargement Forum > A Vital Message To The Mods At [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]Mos[/words] (dld And Jazz)

you can have a title page that says Penis EnlargementNIS ENLARGEMENT all you want, just don't include it in every page.

Maybe we could change it to COCK

LOL
yes!!!! I bet you 'COCK' wouldn't be as bad as Penis. people would think, ok some spam adult entertainment pop-up probably came on cause I'm pretty sure people know I'm straight. But Penis EnlargementNIS, fucking professional word .

 

[DriverNuts]

that is a great idea, that title has almost burned me big time!

 

[against_odds21]

Good suggestion. I thought of bringing it up before.

 

[DLD]

We could call it Randy's Hotdog Fest?

 

[Vaseline_Knight]

We could call it Randy's Hotdog Fest?

haha yes, suasage committee.

getting caught with Penis Enlargement on your computer is like seeing your mom at the doctor's office in the following manner:

 

[desiel_dick]

how bout make it say "How to Cope with your abnormally large manhood"

sounds good to me

 

[penguinsfan]

Yeah, this is a legitimate concern. I've had the window minimized when people have been around and I know it's possible they could have seen the "Penis Enlargement Fo..." on my window at the bottom of the screen.

DLD might not be able to change this because of search engine ratings as he mentioned, but otherwise it would be a good move to make if at all possible.

 

[Vaseline_Knight]

Yeah, this is a legitimate concern. I've had the window minimized when people have been around and I know it's possible they could have seen the "Penis Enlargement Fo..." on my window at the bottom of the screen.

DLD might not be able to change this because of search engine ratings as he mentioned, but otherwise it would be a good move to make if at all possible.

But what's wrong with saying DLD presents: [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words], Welcome to [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] Penis Enlargement forums.

instead of Penis Enlargement you could of course put Penis Enlargement.

or something like this as it was posted by Cool_as_fcuk

http://www.mos.thrill.to/

 

[TimBo755]

quick tip, funny thing is I was thinking about this 5 minutes ago and came up with a solution..

firefox users or anyone that has tabbed browser, open up a new tab and go to like google or some shit and whenever you minimize the screen make sure the dummy site is on and not [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]mos[/words], does the trick for me.

 

[goinfor11x7]

haha yes, suasage committee.

getting caught with Penis Enlargement on your computer is like seeing your mom at the doctor's office in the following manner:

I saw a cart6oon like this but the guy had a broomstick stuck up his ass. You talk about em--barr--assing!!!!

Or a P.E. pal of mine whose wife caught him in the act of hanging (secretly). The cat was out of the bag.

Quote: "What are you doing honey?"

"Oh!! (As he yanks the hangar from his dick and starts to pull up his pants).

"Errrrrrr----Hydromaxmmmm------Just trying to exercise my bum leg."

"I didn't know you had a bum leg, honey!! I could have sworn I saw you with something hanging from your dick!!"

 

[Vaseline_Knight]

I saw a cart6oon like this but the guy had a broomstick stuck up his ass. You talk about em--barr--assing!!!!

Or a P.E. pal of mine whose wife caught him in the act of hanging (secretly). The cat was out of the bag.

Quote: "What are you doing honey?"

"Oh!! (As he yanks the hangar from his dick and starts to pull up his pants).

"Errrrrrr----Hydromaxmmmm------Just trying to exercise my bum leg."

"I didn't know you had a bum leg, honey!! I could have sworn I saw you with something hanging from your dick!!"

lolllll hahahahaha
nothing beats what happened to two of my friends.


#1) my friend goes to his family doctor for a check up and the doc goes to check his balls, (mind you the doc is a 65 year old guy, very grandpa like). so the doc is checking his balls, and my dumbass friend gets an erection. (don't ask me how, and he's not gay, but after that story I wouldn't be so sure about him not being BI)


#2) A friend of mine was jerking off in his room and he forgot to lock his door since his parents were out of town. they return unexpectedly soon and his dad walks in on him naked jerking off with a BIG jar of vaseline beside him on his bed and adult entertainment on his computer. lol this guy jumps out of the bed and runs out the door (where his dad was standing so he basically pushed him aside and ran out of his room), went in the washroom and locked the door.

lol he was there for a day and a half.

 

[MDC]

quick tip, funny thing is I was thinking about this 5 minutes ago and came up with a solution..

firefox users or anyone that has tabbed browser, open up a new tab and go to like google or some shit and whenever you minimize the screen make sure the dummy site is on and not [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]mos[/words], does the trick for me.

I use Opera, and one of my tabs says "Penis..." when I do this even if I have 15 tabs open. And the title bar says Penis Enlargement... when it's the active tab. This is what I've been doing, and it's not an acceptable solution to this issue.

 

[Vaseline_Knight]

I use Opera, and one of my tabs says "Penis..." when I do this even if I have 15 tabs open. And the title bar says Penis Enlargement... when it's the active tab. This is what I've been doing, and it's not an acceptable solution to this issue.

exactlty
I have firefox, but its nowhere near a solution.


another thing that sucks are the notification emails. perday , depending on how many threads I post at, i get like 10 emails from Penis EnlargementNIS ENLARGEMENT FORUMS.

 

[philadelph]

exactlty
I have firefox, but its nowhere near a solution.


another thing that sucks are the notification emails. perday , depending on how many threads I post at, i get like 10 emails from Penis EnlargementNIS ENLARGEMENT FORUMS.

Go to user CP and you can select not to recieve those.

 

[TimBo755]

The trick is to not make the window active and the other tab or tabs active in firefox and minimize the screen, shit open another browser too.

 

[DLD]

The trick is to not make the window active and the other tab or tabs active in firefox and minimize the screen, shit open another browser too.

I am sure something can be done, I will ask today.

 

[MAXAMEYES]

Personally, the title doesn't bother me, not much does actually, but I've got a few name change suggestions, just to thicken the mix a little bit. When minimized these titles would show and you could use the supplied "alternative" explanations if you wanted to:
1) Hang Dong....chinese take out
2) The Clamp-Its...Beverly Hillbillies fan site
3) Yankees Place.....Baseball, d'uh
4) The Big Tug....for moving aircraft carriers around
5) What's Girth Worth?....dieting
6) Pain for Gain.....weightlifting
7) The Pump Dump....environmental issues
8) So Long Sucker......divorce advice
9) The Final Stretch......horse racing
10) BLASTER'S.....Explosive Ordnance Disposal
and finally, for you political types:
11) The Biggest Dick.....Vice President Cheney
12) Overwhelming Bush......c'mon that's a "gimme"!

Hope this helps.

 

[DLD]

Personally, the title doesn't bother me, not much does actually, but I've got a few name change suggestions, just to thicken the mix a little bit. When minimized these titles would show and you could use the supplied "alternative" explanations if you wanted to:
1) Hang Dong....chinese take out
2) The Clamp-Its...Beverly Hillbillies fan site
3) Yankees Place.....Baseball, d'uh
4) The Big Tug....for moving aircraft carriers around
5) What's Girth Worth?....dieting
6) Pain for Gain.....weightlifting
7) The Pump Dump....environmental issues
8) So Long Sucker......divorce advice
9) The Final Stretch......horse racing
10) BLASTER'S.....Explosive Ordnance Disposal
and finally, for you political types:
11) The Biggest Dick.....Vice President Cheney
12) Overwhelming Bush......c'mon that's a "gimme"!

Hope this helps.

I will take them under advisement

 

[Vaseline_Knight]

I will take them under advisement

Please don't!

 

[goinfor11x7]

Personally, the title doesn't bother me, not much does actually, but I've got a few name change suggestions, just to thicken the mix a little bit. When minimized these titles would show and you could use the supplied "alternative" explanations if you wanted to:
1) Hang Dong....chinese take out
2) The Clamp-Its...Beverly Hillbillies fan site
3) Yankees Place.....Baseball, d'uh
4) The Big Tug....for moving aircraft carriers around
5) What's Girth Worth?....dieting
6) Pain for Gain.....weightlifting
7) The Pump Dump....environmental issues
8) So Long Sucker......divorce advice
9) The Final Stretch......horse racing
10) BLASTER'S.....Explosive Ordnance Disposal
and finally, for you political types:
11) The Biggest Dick.....Vice President Cheney
12) Overwhelming Bush......c'mon that's a "gimme"!

Hope this helps.

Re: # 11: Don't you mean, PRESIDENT CHENEY? :s

 

[goinfor11x7]

I'm always trying to cover my adult entertainment and P.E. tracks. You never know which family member is going to use this computer. It's a real problem. I sure as hell am glad I'm not at work.

You get distracted or fatigued and you can forget to erase your tracks. There ARE ways to delete your search tabs. It's just that there are so many options with Foxfire. It can get really confusing.

 

[goinfor11x7]

lolllll hahahahaha
nothing beats what happened to two of my friends.


#1) my friend goes to his family doctor for a check up and the doc goes to check his balls, (mind you the doc is a 65 year old guy, very grandpa like). so the doc is checking his balls, and my dumbass friend gets an erection. (don't ask me how, and he's not gay, but after that story I wouldn't be so sure about him not being BI)


#2) A friend of mine was jerking off in his room and he forgot to lock his door since his parents were out of town. they return unexpectedly soon and his dad walks in on him naked jerking off with a BIG jar of vaseline beside him on his bed and adult entertainment on his computer. lol this guy jumps out of the bed and runs out the door (where his dad was standing so he basically pushed him aside and ran out of his room), went in the washroom and locked the door.

lol he was there for a day and a half.

Lol, Lol. Too embarrassed to come out, right? My roommate would have never let me forget it if he found out---asshole!!!!


Poor guy!! As if his old man never spanked the monkey. Give me a break.
It's just hard to imagine your parents even having sex, right? Like they found you under the cabbage, right?


My latest thinking is that more women should learn to masturbate and get it down to the kind of science most of us guys have achieved. I think the women could then do a better job of directing us to the G-spot, etc. etc.

When women learn to pleasure themselves and not think it's some kind of dirty or unhealthy secret, they'll get that much better at telling us what their sexual needs are and how to pleasure them. Of course, the reverse is true as well.

Sorry to get off topic.

 

[DLD]

Re: # 11: Don't you mean, PRESIDENT CHENEY? :s

Thats like Hillary

 

[Vaseline_Knight]

Finally Success!!!
Thanks alot guys!

It would've been even better if it said:

Welcome to [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]Matters of Size[/words]:: Free Penis Enlargement Forums and Exercises.

 

[MAXAMEYES]

Hey DLD, only difference with Hillary and Dick is that: when she was President...she had never been elected. Watch out in '08 !!

 

[penguinsfan]

Go to user CP and you can select not to recieve those.

Actually mine haven't worked for months and I hate it as I'm not able to see the activity of threads I've been active on.

 

[penguinsfan]

I like the new change. Good job admin!!!