A Friend Wants Me To "Train" Him

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kong1971

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This is a weird problem. A friend of mine who hangs out at my store all the time was using my computer while I was taking a break and came across [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words]. Now, I'm not shy about all this, and most of my close friends know about the Penis Enlargement and FR. I didn't think too much about it, just explained that, Yes, It works, and blah blah blah. He thought about it for a while then comes out and asks me if I will "train" him in Penis Enlargement. He said that he looked at my pictures and knows I am "experienced" in all this stuff.

He says he wants to do both Penis Enlargement and foreskin restoration and was very excited about the idea. We were in the back smoking when he told me this and even showed "It" to me (small by [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] standards; average in the real world) :D

Thing is, I am not comfortable at all with the idea of "training" someone in Penis Enlargement and FR in the real world.

The whole thing caught me off guard and made me feel very uncomfortable and embarassed. I guess it's no big deal, but I think I am only going to verbally instruct him, and let him use the site for everything else.

He's a nice guy-- kind of crazy and loud. I know he didn't intend anything sexual towards me. It is actually kind of funny now that I think about it (and he's gone)

What would you do?

I just can't see myself showing someone how to jelq in person. It's too strange...and something that would be too easy to misconstrue. I'll tell my wife about it and see what she thinks.

Maybe I should charge for the instruction! :D I can see it now: "No, squeeze the CS harder! Don't be a pussy! Do you want a bigger dick or not?" Hmmmm....now that I think about it, that would be a really good side business! Think a guy could make some money as a personal dick trainer? :D [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] Certified Cock Trainer!
 
KONG, I suggest you just point him back here, and to let hiim ask questions, and if he wants to sign up as a member he should. anyway, that's what I think anyway. That way you won't have to show in person. That's a funny situation though, hangon let me whip it out for you to see what I can work on.....just tell me he didn't pull it out erect.....cause then you may have some probs ;)....
 
Lol, now if it had been erect millionman that would be seriously funny. I don't know what I would have done. I'm not real open to anyone as it is about much at all. I haven't had a close friend in about 4 years. Plenty of aquaintances, people to go places with, but not really a best friend to consider talking to about this stuff.
 
:D It wasn't erect! :D

He said, "Do you think I need to?" and pulled down the front of his sweats.
I said, "Uhhhhhh...it wouldn't hurt..."

I tried to be all matter-of-fact, like a doctor, but I know my face was bright red.

I am very open and joke around all the time with my friends, talk about sex and all kinds of shit, so it's not all that weird, I guess. I have decided that I will demonstrate the moves...simulate them, I mean, with hand gestures but no nudity...and give him some tips and pointers, but that is it.
 
But why exactly does this guy want or need your assistance.....I mean all the rest of us are good going on this site.....and learning, we dont need assistance

And then your buddy finds the site and asks you all about it and flops his dick out....

I find that odd, but who am i to say :D
 
Mentors are great - and who would not want his coach available for phone calls or face-to-face visits? All embarassment aside, I don't think it's a big deal to train your friend. There are many tricky situations in life that can be easily handled by solid communication and setting boundaries that are comfortable to all parties.

This is the way I would probably handle it: First of all, although your friend is exited NOW, he may loose interest later. After all, Penis Enlargement IS a lot of work, and many people quit after just trying it a couple of times. You can set up a newbie program for him (on paper) since you do have experience. Then tell him to research what he can on [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] site. You can also give him a list of other sites to research. Explain to him that he needs to take ownership of his goals. He can prove that he is serious by showing you that he has "done his homework" and is not wasting your time. This will put him in a position of taking responsibility for his own growth and education AND will make him value your input/help more. It is important that he make a genuine attempt to figure out the basics; i.e. - how to do a wet jelq BEFORE he asks you to whip out your dick and show him. rofl After all, your time is important and he needs to respect that. If you approach him this way, he will either quit and not bother you, or he will succeed through his own efforts with minimal involvement on your part.

kong1971 said:
Maybe I should charge for the instruction! I can see it now: "No, squeeze the CS harder! Don't be a pussy! Do you want a bigger dick or not?" Hmmmm....now that I think about it, that would be a really good side business! Think a guy could make some money as a personal dick trainer? [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] Certified Cock Trainer!
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Although I laughed my fuckin' ass off at this - your friend will probably be less likely to waste your time if you charge him. There's a saying: that people don't appreciate free things as much as when they have to pay for them.


Regards,

HOOSYODADDI
 
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Just be sure not to pull your dick out when money is being exchanged. Could be hard to explain.

Actually, I found it pretty funny too. I'm not that open w/ people so I can't imagine what I'd do.
 
This is what you do: Take a marker, and show him on the marker how to jelq. and also how to stretch. real quick. then write him up a program, and your set
 
It's not that odd of a request I suppose between two guys that know each other well, but I too recommend directing him here and keeping to verbal explanation.
 
he knows the site and he saw your pictures which means he nows your nick. maybe he'll read this thread, that would solve the problem.
 
When I saw the title of this thread, I first thought he wanted you get some of your buds and "train" him-- you know, like a drunk slut at her 8th grade Valentine's Dance :D
 
I'm very open about sexually stuff as well and have no hangups whatsoever, but I couldnt "coach" a guy either on this stuff. Best I would do...in fact, what I KNOW I would do personally would be maybe jot down the URL for this forum and say something like "here's a great place I heard about". I wouldnt mention my username or how involved I was here. Just make it out like a "friend helping a friend" type of thing.
 
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