Some PE-related funnies for the week

You gotta love "expert" advice. Check out these two exchanges from http://blog.fropper.com/times/expert_advice/:

Q. ABC asks,
I am 28 years old. Once an old man gave me an oil portion to apply to increase penis size and strength. In one month my penis size became 9 1/2 inches. I want to get in to extramarital relationship but I am scared if any woman will like to take this size.

A. Dear ABC,
The penis size can NEVER increase by ANY outside applications. Your penis size seems to be naturally large. The size of your penis should not create any problem with peno-vaginal intercourse. The vagina has a great capacity to accommodate any penis-size. It is the female vagina through which an entire baby comes out during childbirth. All babies are larger than your penis-size. ANY normal woman can accommodate a penis of this size in her vagina.

Extramarital sexual relationships carry the serious risk of an HIV infection and other sexually transmitted diseases. Moreover there are emotional, relational as well as legal implications of extramarital sex.

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Damnnn! Where can I get me some of that enlargement oil?!?! Hey, DLD! You gotta find this guy, or at the very least start researching South East Asian Penis Enlargement techniques.

Q. Sumit Shah asks,
I am a 21-year old man with s height of 5.8ft and weight 56 kg. I am of lean frame. My penis is 3.2 inch in normal condition and in erection it measures 5.3 inches. But the more serious problem is that it is very thin, and in normal state it looks embarrassing. My testes are also too small. Am I normal? Will I be able to satisfy a woman? (Please don't repeat the cliche that size doesn't matter). Is there any corrective surgery or medicines to thicken my penis? Please answer my query as it is giving me an inferiority complex.

A. Dear Sumit,
There is no corrective surgery or medicine that can increase the "thickness" of your penis. It is not only the length but also the thickness of the penis that doesn't matter when it comes to satisfying the female partner.

The female vagina is a closed tube that opens only as much as the size/thickness of the penis. The vagina adapts itself to accommodate a penis irrespective of the thickness of the penis. Thus it truly doesn't matter what is the thickness of your penis. Even a penis as thick as an index finger on erection can give as much satisfaction to a woman as a very thick and large penis can give. Moreover much of the pleasure during intercourse comes from the "clitoris" which is outside and above the vaginal opening.

You say, "More serious problem is that it is very thin, and in normal state it looks embarrassing". You need to know, unlike men, women are not interested and do not get aroused/excited by looking at the male anatomy. Women very naturally tend to keep their eyes closed during lovemaking. They, unlike men, do not assess the manhood of a person on the basis of the looks of his organ.

Your "inferiority complex" requires "counselling" and not corrective surgery.

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Uh... ouch? If only this guy knew about this site, then he could avoid wasting years and a lot of bucks on therapy. And remember, girls: every time you have sex, make sure you keep your eyes closed and think of nothing but England. God Save The Queen (from having any chance at reaching orgasm). lol

Guys, I hope you enjoyed this installment of Penis Enlargement funnies. :mixedup:

Baraka said:

You gotta love "expert" advice. Check out these two exchanges from http://blog.fropper.com/times/expert_advice/:



Damnnn! Where can I get me some of that enlargement oil?!?! Hey, DLD! You gotta find this guy, or at the very least start researching South East Asian Penis Enlargement techniques.



Uh... ouch? If only this guy knew about this site, then he could avoid wasting years and a lot of bucks on therapy. And remember, girls: every time you have sex, make sure you keep your eyes closed and think of nothing but England. God Save The Queen (from having any chance at reaching orgasm). lol

Guys, I hope you enjoyed this installment of Penis Enlargement funnies. :mixedup:

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Yeah that was funny lol

Aside from all the Penis Enlargement-related stuff,

Pandora said:

women are not interested and do not get aroused/excited by looking at the male anatomy.

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Woman don't care at all about how men look? ?

Even a penis as thick as an index finger on erection can give as much satisfaction to a woman as a very thick and large penis can give.

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This guy knows his stuff. :s

T-Baby said:

The female vagina is a closed tube that opens only as much as the size/thickness of the penis. The vagina adapts itself to accommodate a penis irrespective of the thickness of the penis. Thus it truly doesn't matter what is the thickness of your penis. Even a penis as thick as an index finger on erection can give as much satisfaction to a woman as a very thick and large penis can give. Moreover much of the pleasure during intercourse comes from the "clitoris" which is outside and above the vaginal opening.

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The female Vagina :blahblah: :hammering

It's pretty discouraging (as far as confidence in being able to find information on the internet) to know that this horseshit is being passed off as "expert advice".

how'd you find my weekly advice column

I agree with quijjiboo, it is rather discouraging. That guy has no business giving advice to anyone on this subject. If he were to doubt manual Penis Enlargement, i would understand. I know i didnt believe this stuff worked, until i tried it and gained. This guy has no idea surgery exists? Thats pretty bad if you ask me, he gave that guy no hopes what so ever.

quijjiboo said:

It's pretty discouraging (as far as confidence in being able to find information on the internet) to know that this horseshit is being passed off as "expert advice".

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Yeah, seriously! That expert is a dumbass, IMHO.

Y'all have to remember in which context this advice was given. First off, it originated from... err, the site seems to be down right now so I can't check. But I remember it originated from a site which I believe operates out of Pakistan. The second guy's name is Sumit Shah, which is a Muslim name, so I don't think I'm too far off.

Anyway... I'm sure most of you have heard that a greater percentage of Asian guys (and this would include South East Asian guys) are, uHydromax... not hugely endowed- yeah, that's it!- compared to whites and blacks. Obviously I don't know this for a fact, but that's the word on Wikipedia and the word on the street.

Also, I don't think it would come as a great shock to most of us at this time that, you know what? Pakistan and other nations based in South East Asia, as well as Asian nations, are a bit more, uHydromax... male-centric- I'm on a roll today!- than their ethnic counterparts.

So, a guy who feels he has a small cock (and let's face it- 5.3" by a "very thin" girth is smaller than what we Westerners would consider average) writes about his concerns to a doctor of his peers in Pakistan or wherever he is. The doc obviously has never heard of Penis Enlargement. Not too surprising. At the same time, he's answering the question in keeping with the local customs and his religious beliefs. That includes the bizarre comments about women not caring about size or looks, and that all cocks feel the same to them, no matter what. Not too long ago, it was exactly the same way in Western culture. I didn't pull that think-of-England-during-sex line out of my ass. That originated during Queen Victoria's reign more than a century ago.

Anyway, I know this shit is funny, but I felt I had to explain it in the end with a bit more serious of a tone because this advice is not like all the others. Unlike their counterparts in South East Asia, North American urologists and sex therapists have absolutely no fucking excuse for their bad advice.

NewGuy311 said:

I agree with quijjiboo, it is rather discouraging. That guy has no business giving advice to anyone on this subject. If he were to doubt manual Penis Enlargement, i would understand. I know i didnt believe this stuff worked, until i tried it and gained. This guy has no idea surgery exists? Thats pretty bad if you ask me, he gave that guy no hopes what so ever.

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