Originally posted by BigWillie
Hey Red - Thanks for the thumbs up!
Am I on a farm??? - I been waiting for someone to fall into my trap - LOL!
Here's why my Avatar is a Milk Cow....
A few months ago I discovered UDDER CREAM for Jelqing!
- - It is UDDERLY FANTASTIC! - - -
It was originally made for Dairy Cows..
it's supposed to make UDDERS heal quicker and stop them from cracking open from all the milking.
However, the women folk somehow discovered it was good for hand cream, face cream, etc. You know those women will try anything on their face.
I have visions of a 19 Year Old Farmer's Daughter... Quietly milking the cow one day and suddenly decides to rub Udder Cream all over her face...
Ohh that was good, so she rips off her top and begins to Butter up her own Udders with Udder Cream...
Sometimes I imagine that MY DICK is a COW UDDER and my Jelqing hands are those of the farmer's daughter.
Ohh ! She can Milk Me So GOOD!
"Your Dick Udder gets so BIG and Fat when I milk it", she says!
"Put it in your mouth," I say to the farmer's daughter!
"Ohh - I can't do that, I hate the taste of Udder Cream", she replies.
Razzel Frazzel - Damn that Udder Cream!