Magnum Condoms

Bam2786 · Feb 19, 2014

So I just purchased some REGULAR size condoms AGAIN today.. As I was searching through the many types and styles, I thought to myself, "self, I cannot wait till I am large enough to where I can buy magnum condoms...."

Just the feeling of plopping those bad boys down on the store check out conveyor belt is going to be awesome. Thinking about what the clerk has going through their mind, looking at me, a 5'10" white guy using magnums... Thinking about my girlfriend telling her lady friends that I need to wear magnums... Just gunna be a great moment. That's alll.. Just can't wait!

Vetiver · Feb 19, 2014

Bam2786;577204 said:
So I just purchased some REGULAR size condoms AGAIN today.. As I was searching through the many types and styles, I thought to myself, "self, I cannot wait till I am large enough to where I can buy magnum condoms...."

Just the feeling of plopping those bad boys down on the store check out conveyor belt is going to be awesome. Thinking about what the clerk has going through their mind, looking at me, a 5'10" white guy using magnums... Thinking about my girlfriend telling her lady friends that I need to wear magnums... Just gunna be a great moment. That's alll.. Just can't wait!

If that rallies your enthusiasm for training harder to achieve your goals, then just think how mind-blowing it will be when you plop down some Magnum XL's on that conveyer! They are going to need a bigger conveyer.

boohoohoo · Feb 19, 2014

Bam2786;577204 said:
So I just purchased some REGULAR size condoms AGAIN today.. As I was searching through the many types and styles, I thought to myself, "self, I cannot wait till I am large enough to where I can buy magnum condoms...."

Just the feeling of plopping those bad boys down on the store check out conveyor belt is going to be awesome. Thinking about what the clerk has going through their mind, looking at me, a 5'10" white guy using magnums... Thinking about my girlfriend telling her lady friends that I need to wear magnums... Just gunna be a great moment. That's alll.. Just can't wait!

Why don't you buy a three pack and try them on? I did that about a year ago for the first time and I realized I actually fit them. As far as I can tell they are the same length as regular condoms, but the only difference is they are a bit thicker (as in they accommodate more girth). Regular condoms always felt really tight for me, but magnums just feel a bit more relaxed. BTW I am speaking from the viewpoint of having a girth somewhere between 5.5 and 5.75

Bam2786 · Feb 20, 2014

Vetiver;577205 said:
If that rallies your enthusiasm for training harder to achieve your goals, then just think how mind-blowing it will be when you plop down some Magnum XL's on that conveyer! They are going to need a bigger conveyer.

Hahah yeah! Baby steps though! At that point my girl is gunna need a bigger vagina lol.

boohoohoo;577206 said:
Why don't you buy a three pack and try them on? I did that about a year ago for the first time and I realized I actually fit them. As far as I can tell they are the same length as regular condoms, but the only difference is they are a bit thicker (as in they accommodate more girth). Regular condoms always felt really tight for me, but magnums just feel a bit more relaxed. BTW I am speaking from the viewpoint of having a girth somewhere between 5.5 and 5.75

I've thought about doing that, but I think that's a bit of wishful thinking right now. I'm 7.5 BPenis EnlargementL and 5.25-5.5 MSEG right now (Roughly I think, haven't measured in a while) so I know for sure that they are too big right now... Even when I use normal condoms right now, when I ejaculate into them and pull out, it looks as though the condom has "slipped" a bit and all of the semin is in the reservoir, and the reservoir hangs about and inch or 2 off of the end of my penis... Now granted, I cum a LOT... like, I could compete with Peter North, and I don't know if that has anything to do with it, but that's what happens, and it makes me feel as tho I barely fill "normal" condoms adequately..

dmoney101 · Feb 20, 2014

You can fit them now, just not unroll them all the way

Vetiver · Feb 20, 2014

It's amazing how 1/4-1/2" of girth can change things. I use Magnums and I'm around the same size as you guys. After pumping and girth work, at max temporary expansion (8x6.2 so far), they fit well. The Mag's are listed to take sizes up to 8.07" in length and around 6.6-7" in girth. However, I'd wager anything over 6.5" EG would feel a little tight. Onto the XLs!

Vetiver · Feb 20, 2014

We should start a codom company called Candoms for those with a 2.5" wide or higher EG! (2.5" =~ 7.75" EG =~ Soda can!

Haha.

Zambrodom3 · Feb 20, 2014

Vetiver;577217 said:
We should start a codom company called Candoms for those with a 2.5" wide or higher EG! (2.5" =~ 7.75" EG =~ Soda can! Haha.

When shall we start and make a site?

Vetiver · Feb 20, 2014

Zambrodom3;577238 said:
When shall we start and make a site?

Hahaha Zam, we should make one, but who will market it? Maybe we can get Shane Diesel or Shorty Mac... or if DLD is around he can help us!

Zambrodom3 · Feb 20, 2014

Vetiver;577246 said:
Hahaha Zam, we should make one, but who will market it? Maybe we can get Shane Diesel or Shorty Mac... or if DLD is around he can help us!

Yup! I bet Mandigo can join in the party as well..

Vetiver · Feb 20, 2014

Zambrodom3;577249 said:
Yup! I bet Mandigo can join in the party as well..

We'd need not only an extra wide brand, but an extra LONG brand for DLD and __________.

Candom StretchLongs.

ShadedSam · Feb 20, 2014

Seriously though, I would buy them if they made bigger ones. XL's are way to small at this point, and I'm planning on getting much bigger. It doesn't roll down far enough and its a little tight especially if I pump. Its supposed to be over 8" but I still have 2" left it doesn't cover. I heard a rumor that Trojan was gonna make condoms for ��, but they never made it to production. Durex XXL is long enough, but its way to tight.

But it is kinda fun to pull out an XL and they see I still have 2 inches left when its rolled down lol

Vetiver · Feb 20, 2014

ShadedSam;577252 said:
Seriously though, I would buy them if they made bigger ones. XL's are way to small at this point, and I'm planning on getting much bigger. It doesn't roll down far enough and its a little tight especially if I pump. Its supposed to be over 8" but I still have 2" left it doesn't cover. I heard a rumor that Trojan was gonna make condoms for ��, but they never made it to production. Durex XXL is long enough, but its way to tight.

But it is kinda fun to pull out an XL and they see I still have 2 inches left when its rolled down lol

Haha that's insane. Well maybe I will market those condoms one day!

On the other hand, I am in the process of obtaining FDA approval for laboratory grade DMSO. I'll keep everyone posted very soon. It's difficult to find a reasonably priced laboratory grade DMSO so that is my goal, to make the best quality DMSO available for a fraction of the steep prices around the internet. It gives me peace of mind to know I'm not putting some Vet grade, or plastic container DMSO onto my skin with who knows what in it.

The funny thing is, DMSO was marketed as a false simulacrum for a cancer cure; there's been a lot of issues surrounding claims of some distributors. I mean, originally it was used for Veterinarians (my dad was a Vet and he used it on his polo/race ponies all the time). I mentioned the idea of DMSO to him, and before I had the chance to explain what the accronym meant he knew what I talking about. "Oh Dimethyl sulfoxide?" Hehe.

I'll definitely release more information about the availability and purity of my DMSO very soon. I need to do some more testing on my own junk first.

I want all the brotherhood to benefit, so if I can do that and break even, that's fine with me!

AdmiralLongDong · Feb 20, 2014

Some brands of condoms won't roll much farther than 6.5 to 7" down your shaft. I am not huge by any means at 8 x 6 , but I need the length of the larger condoms. Then again I am in a steady relationship so no condoms are needed anymore.

ShadedSam · Feb 23, 2014

Admiral, that's the only thing I miss about being in a relationship. I'm jealous

. But you can be jealous that I get variety

lol.

I found what I was looking for. It took awhile, but its called "__________ xxl" condoms. They are 30% longer and wider than regular. I would guess that means about the same width as Magnum XXL (hopefully all the down the shaft, though, I'm tired of the nasty red ring I get at the bottom), but 9.5 inches long instead of 8. Unfortunately they are out of stock, so there is definitely a demand. "They Fit" condoms (coripo condoms) have been out of stock for a long time as well. I wouldn't recommend them though, I tried them and they were really poor quality. That's probably how they make up for the cost of making 95 sizes. It felt like it was made of plastic, it was weird.

But if anyone wants venture capital money for this, I would totally opt in to that. A lot of money to be made, and I would REALLY like a condom that fits. Just name it something a little less racist than "__________" lol. I would feel like an idiot if a girl saw I was putting on "__________" brand. Anyone got a good idea for a name for a �� star sized condom?

900lbdick · Feb 23, 2014

I'm losing my virginity in 2 months and my girth allows me to wear a magnum XL

Here2Help · Feb 24, 2014

900bddick. Re: Magnum Condoms;
I'm losing my virginity in 2 months and my girth allows me to wear a magnum XL . How old are you? And why is it going to take 2 months? Is that your 18th birthday? Dont make fun of people on this site. I dont care how big your cock is. Congragulations.

Vetiver · Feb 24, 2014

I guess he lives in the future too...

900lbdick · Feb 24, 2014

Here2Help;577685 said:
900bddick. Re: Magnum Condoms;
I'm losing my virginity in 2 months and my girth allows me to wear a magnum XL . How old are you? And why is it going to take 2 months? Is that your 18th birthday? Dont make fun of people on this site. I dont care how big your cock is. Congragulations.

Not making fun of it I'm surprised is all, and no because I'm on vacation

huge-girth · Jul 7, 2023

Bam2786 said:
So I just purchased some REGULAR size condoms AGAIN today.. As I was searching through the many types and styles, I thought to myself, "self, I cannot wait till I am large enough to where I can buy magnum condoms...."

Just the feeling of plopping those bad boys down on the store check out conveyor belt is going to be awesome. Thinking about what the clerk has going through their mind, looking at me, a 5'10" white guy using magnums... Thinking about my girlfriend telling her lady friends that I need to wear magnums... Just gunna be a great moment. That's alll.. Just can't wait!

Put in the work and make the needed gains. You can do it if you put your mind to it.

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