Lubrication

radiohead · Jul 31, 2003

hey,
if you ask me... buying lube is embarrasing as hell. i mean, you go up to the counter with vasoline in your hand... for me it's lotion actually, but still... i hate buying that shit. is there anything else i can use that's a little more inconspicuous?

MDC · Jul 31, 2003

Here's my recommendation.

GET OVER IT!

Buying vaseline is only embarrasing if you make it that way. Go buy some tampons to help get over this silliness.

b1nzen48 · Jul 31, 2003

Dude!! You have to get over the "embarrassment". It's all in your head and whatever embarrassing thoughts you are having are bullshit. Deep down you know this is true. Just because your buying vaseline nobody is going to assume your using it to slick up your dick. It has many other uses as well such as treating minor burns, skin chafing and dryness etc., etc., etc. If anyone asks, which I doubt they will, just tell them that the soles of your feet(and this is true in my case) are heavily calloused and that the skin is peeling from the dryness. I'd hate to see you give up vaseline as a lube for jelqing because as I, DLD, and many others will attest to, it's the best all around lube you can get.

ItsElectric · Jul 31, 2003

Yeah man, imagine me right before I visited my girlfriend. I walked over to the counter with a thing of lube and two packs of condoms. I just kinda had a "Yeah.. You know it" look on my face. :D

-ItsElectric

radiohead · Aug 1, 2003

Yeah man, imagine me right before I visited my girlfriend. I walked over to the counter with a thing of lube and two packs of condoms. I just kinda had a "Yeah.. You know it" look on my face.

... that's great man...

yeah, you guys are right... i just need to get over it. and even if i can't... getting a big dick is well worth a litte embarrasment!

stillwantmore · Aug 1, 2003

Oh pulleeze, grow up, reach down and find your testicles and go buy your lube. Do you avoid buying condoms too?? LOL.

radiohead · Aug 1, 2003

haha... this will make me sound like the king...

i've never boughten condoms. i've never used a condom... i'm 18 and i guess that may be a little old for virginity, but hey... maybe after i reach my goal...

bobbdobbs · Aug 1, 2003

Now K-Y Jelly on the other hand ...

b1nzen48 · Aug 1, 2003

Eighteen does not make you an old virgin by any means whatsoever. I was 25 and knew I was going to marry the woman I was with and I did. Some guys were even older than that before they lost it. And besides, you know how it is when guys talk about the girl they dated last weekend. 90% of the time its ''all show and no go''. After all, in most cases we have to be more of a stud then our buds!!!

Long Worm · Aug 1, 2003

Their is nothing wrong with Vaseline, it is used for lots of other things like dry lips, I don't know why you feel embarrased.

I remember I brought my first pack of condoms when I was 15, I was embarrased then.

Al100 · Aug 11, 2003

For some reason I just cannot go buy Magnum condoms. I have tried several times and just chickened out even when I make sure there is a male checker (I'm straight).

It's weird because I'm not scared of a whole lot of things but it's funny how our mind can get hung up about certain things.

stillwantmore · Aug 11, 2003

Originally posted by Al100
For some reason I just cannot go buy Magnum condoms. I have tried several times and just chickened out even when I make sure there is a male checker (I'm straight).

It's weird because I'm not scared of a whole lot of things but it's funny how our mind can get hung up about certain things.

Just do like me (ok maybe not exactly like this) but, grab a box, put em up on the counter, sigh loud enough for the person ringing them up to hear and say "Yep, theyre for me". Do that a few times and you'll feel more at ease with buying them.

MDC · Aug 11, 2003

Al100,
This is a joke... What you need to do is buy some bananas with the Magnums. Then explain that you need bigger condoms for the bananas since you don't want them to get squished. :D

The point is that you don't have to explain your purchase, so don't treat it that way.

huge-girth · May 10, 2018

radiohead;5335 said:
hey,
if you ask me... buying lube is embarrasing as hell. i mean, you go up to the counter with vasoline in your hand... for me it's lotion actually, but still... i hate buying that shit. is there anything else i can use that's a little more inconspicuous?

Vaseline is what I use for my bathmate session and I'm never embarrassed when buying it.

DLD · May 11, 2018

huge-girth;757580 said:
Vaseline is what I use for my bathmate session and I'm never embarrassed when buying it.

How do you keep it clean? What are you using to degree it?

huge-girth · May 12, 2018

doublelongdaddy;757810 said:
How do you keep it clean? What are you using to degree it?

The problem with Vaseline is that it is difficult to completely clean the pump without any trace of Vaseline left. It still feels slippery even after washing it. I've decided to take it as it is.

DLD · May 14, 2018

huge-girth;757852 said:
The problem with Vaseline is that it is difficult to completely clean the pump without any trace of Vaseline left. It still feels slippery even after washing it. I've decided to take it as it is.

Be sure to keep the valve clean and clear of oil and dirt build up because it will reduce the vacuum. A good dish washing detergent should remove all oils.

huge-girth · May 15, 2018

doublelongdaddy;757974 said:
Be sure to keep the valve clean and clear of oil and dirt build up because it will reduce the vacuum. A good dish washing detergent should remove all oils.

The valve is where the problem is. I'm always careful whenever I want to clean my pump

huge-girth · May 15, 2018

What lube is best for the bathmate? Are guys using lubricate in place of Vaseline?

DLD · May 15, 2018

huge-girth;758026 said:
What lube is best for the bathmate? Are guys using lubricate in place of Vaseline?

Nothing is better but something like water based conditioner or hand cream would be a good substitute to try. Only water needed to clean up.

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