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hey,
if you ask me... buying lube is embarrasing as hell. i mean, you go up to the counter with vasoline in your hand... for me it's lotion actually, but still... i hate buying that shit. is there anything else i can use that's a little more inconspicuous?
 

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Here's my recommendation.

GET OVER IT!

Buying vaseline is only embarrasing if you make it that way. Go buy some tampons to help get over this silliness. :p
 
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dude its not that bad, buy it over the internet if your so embarrased.. check ebay or doc johnson

baby oil works good also!
 
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Dude!! You have to get over the "embarrassment". It's all in your head and whatever embarrassing thoughts you are having are bullshit. Deep down you know this is true. Just because your buying vaseline nobody is going to assume your using it to slick up your dick. It has many other uses as well such as treating minor burns, skin chafing and dryness etc., etc., etc. If anyone asks, which I doubt they will, just tell them that the soles of your feet(and this is true in my case) are heavily calloused and that the skin is peeling from the dryness. I'd hate to see you give up vaseline as a lube for jelqing because as I, DLD, and many others will attest to, it's the best all around lube you can get.
 

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Yeah man, imagine me right before I visited my girlfriend. I walked over to the counter with a thing of lube and two packs of condoms. I just kinda had a "Yeah.. You know it" look on my face. :D

-ItsElectric
 

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Yeah man, imagine me right before I visited my girlfriend. I walked over to the counter with a thing of lube and two packs of condoms. I just kinda had a "Yeah.. You know it" look on my face.
lmao... that's great man...

yeah, you guys are right... i just need to get over it. and even if i can't... getting a big dick is well worth a litte embarrasment!
 
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Oh pulleeze, grow up, reach down and find your testicles and go buy your lube. Do you avoid buying condoms too?? :D.
 

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haha... this will make me sound like the king...

i've never boughten condoms. i've never used a condom ... i'm 18 and i guess that may be a little old for virginity, but hey... maybe after i reach my goal...
 
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Eighteen does not make you an old virgin by any means whatsoever. I was 25 and knew I was going to marry the woman I was with and I did. Some guys were even older than that before they lost it. And besides, you know how it is when guys talk about the girl they dated last weekend. 90% of the time its ''all show and no go''. After all, in most cases we have to be more of a stud then our buds!!!
 
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Their is nothing wrong with Vaseline, it is used for lots of other things like dry lips, I don't know why you feel embarrased.

I remember I brought my first pack of condoms when I was 15, I was embarrased then.
 
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For some reason I just cannot go buy Magnum condoms. I have tried several times and just chickened out even when I make sure there is a male checker (I'm straight).

It's weird because I'm not scared of a whole lot of things but it's funny how our mind can get hung up about certain things.
 
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Originally posted by Al100
For some reason I just cannot go buy Magnum condoms. I have tried several times and just chickened out even when I make sure there is a male checker (I'm straight).

It's weird because I'm not scared of a whole lot of things but it's funny how our mind can get hung up about certain things.
Just do like me (ok maybe not exactly like this) but, grab a box, put em up on the counter, sigh loud enough for the person ringing them up to hear and say "Yep, theyre for me". Do that a few times and you'll feel more at ease with buying them.
 

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Al100,
This is a joke... What you need to do is buy some bananas with the Magnums. Then explain that you need bigger condoms for the bananas since you don't want them to get squished. :D

The point is that you don't have to explain your purchase, so don't treat it that way.
 

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radiohead;5335 said:
hey,
if you ask me... buying lube is embarrasing as hell. i mean, you go up to the counter with vasoline in your hand... for me it's lotion actually, but still... i hate buying that shit. is there anything else i can use that's a little more inconspicuous?
Vaseline is what I use for my bathmate session and I'm never embarrassed when buying it.
 

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doublelongdaddy;757810 said:
How do you keep it clean? What are you using to degree it?
The problem with Vaseline is that it is difficult to completely clean the pump without any trace of Vaseline left. It still feels slippery even after washing it. I've decided to take it as it is.
 

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huge-girth;757852 said:
The problem with Vaseline is that it is difficult to completely clean the pump without any trace of Vaseline left. It still feels slippery even after washing it. I've decided to take it as it is.
Be sure to keep the valve clean and clear of oil and dirt build up because it will reduce the vacuum . A good dish washing detergent should remove all oils.
 

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doublelongdaddy;757974 said:
Be sure to keep the valve clean and clear of oil and dirt build up because it will reduce the vacuum. A good dish washing detergent should remove all oils.
The valve is where the problem is. I'm always careful whenever I want to clean my pump
 

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