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I just started doing this stuff like a couple weeks ago. I had a pretty big dick anyway. but as soon as i started doing it (the DLD newbie routine) it got way fatter and a little longer especially during sex. the other night me and my girl were standing up and the lights were out. she was like kinda fallin onto the bed and grabbed my dick for balance and said oh my god i thought that was your arm. she also started commenting wasy more on how big it felt and looked. thank you matters of size.
 
yeah that happened to me too, next week i want her to mistake it for my head!!
 
eddie12;287300 said:
I just started doing this stuff like a couple weeks ago. I had a pretty big dick anyway. but as soon as i started doing it (the DLD newbie routine) it got way fatter and a little longer especially during sex. the other night me and my girl were standing up and the lights were out. she was like kinda fallin onto the bed and grabbed my dick for balance and said oh my god i thought that was your arm. she also started commenting wasy more on how big it felt and looked. thank you matters of size.

This is killin' me! Dude, either you got the scrawniest arms in history or you got THE fukkin' Gigundous Cock of the world...that's covered in hair all the way to yer knuckles....er....head.
My wrists alone are almost 9" in girth; how she mistook cock for arm.....?
 
Me....me....lookit meeeeeee !!
 

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You guys are freaking hilarious! OMG so funny! I want my girl to think my cock is my leg
 
Im gonna go ahead and think of this as a light-hearted/funny post, as I am laughing my ass off by it and the title of it haha. Literally. Good one.
 
if your gf did genuinely mistake your cock for your arm, perhaps you should look into the fact she might just be retarded... massively.

i'm just kicking sitting ducks eddie. welcome to MoS.

just how big is your dick then?


keep pushing
 
bout 7 inches long and about 5 and a half girth. since i started doin this tho its like already 7 and a quarter and i havent measured around but its getting noticeably thicker. and those like rings aournd ur penis i think they are callled ribs? if im not mistakin are getting ridiculous.
 
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