Jeez.... you virgins! Ha ha ha
There are way better looking redheads out there than that coffeestained bitch from X-Files. I used to think she was kinda cute too, but then again I've seen watched an entire episode of that show. Upon closer inspection, I found her to be quite average. Not that that would stop me from porking her, mind you.
As far as that gel stuff on the Bib....I guess that's his secret. It's better that we never know otherwise some assholes might try to bite his design and materials.