I wore a 7.5 x 5 strap-on Dildo to a Strip club one night...

LIGHTNING;587546 said:

I had a 7.5" x 5" strap-on in the studio and decided to wear it out to a strip club one night with some sweat pants. I got so much attention it was unreal. Strippers were calling all their friends over to give me free lap dances due to how it was the biggest dick they have ever felt. That was a great night. I went to the after party with 3 of them but we never fucked. It goes to show that women don't understand what size is.

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doublelongdaddy;587561 said:

Pervert

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LIGHTNING;587574 said:

I remember that night I took you to K.O.D. (King of Diamonds) in Florida and you wore shorts and all the strippers were all talking about how huge your cock was. You were the star that night.

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LIGHTNING;587603 said:

Remember when I introduced you to my girl Blac Chyna?

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doublelongdaddy;587604 said:

Every fantasy I had about her was nullified by the hard cheeks...

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LIGHTNING;587606 said:

I still talk to her. She married a rapper from YMCMB down with Lil Wayne and Drake.
Her ass is itching and discoloring from all the injections she had plus the injection are starting to move from her ass to her legs.

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doublelongdaddy;587608 said:

What can thee women do to stop the movement of the injections? What do they end up looking like? Do you have any links to pictures of post op ass that went wrong?

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doublelongdaddy;587590 said:

It was like they never seen a big cock before and they were all black so that added icing to the black and white cake.

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LIGHTNING;587606 said:

I still talk to her. She married a rapper from YMCMB down with Lil Wayne and Drake.
Her ass is itching and discoloring from all the injections she had plus the injection are starting to move from her ass to her legs.

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Disco Dave;587637 said:

Lightning: Iam a part time songwritter in the YMCMB type genre. I mostly do club banging r&b tracks. Do you have any music connections ?

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LIGHTNING;587660 said:

I made over 135 records in rap, rnb and reggae. Those days are long gone. I am currently working with D.I.T.C. and DJ Premier from GangStarr on a new remix album with Big Pun, Big L, and all the other D.I.T.C. members. DLD and I have always been in the Hip hop game.

Here is a link to download the album for free...
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/j9ihbjj9q6z72hy/EP-4IRoDUM

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Disco Dave;587696 said:

Yeah I knew Big L. He grew up on 139th st and me on 145th. We always conversed while at the weed spot. R.i.P Lamont. I remember the day it happened. Lifes too short.

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doublelongdaddy;587697 said:

Get those L's up!

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Disco Dave;587705 said:

No doubt. Small world. You guys get around.

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Disco Dave;587696 said:

Yeah I knew Big L. He grew up on 139th st and me on 145th. We always conversed while at the weed spot. R.i.P Lamont. I remember the day it happened. Lifes too short.

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LIGHTNING;587722 said:

He was in my crib the night before he got shot, we were finishing the Ebonics single.
Rest in peace Big L.

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