how do you hit on women at the gym?
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If *anyone* is running on the treadmill using earphones I would leave them alone. If she sees you and wants to talk she'll take out the earphones.
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king2345;332919 said:
Jump on the treadmill behind her and offer to give her a "push"; women love a helpful man.
Pheremones work, but you've got to immediately overpower the competition, so wait 'til she's in the bench press or sit-up positions and dangle yer balls directly in her nostrils; women love a confident man.
Whenever she stands back up run directly over and sniff the still warm seat she just exited; women love a decisive man.
If she looks overheated douse her with enough ice cold gatorade to make her nipples hard enough to cut glass; women love a considerate man.
When it's time to hit the showers carry her in and proclaim proudly that you are now her "Big-Boy-Loofah-Toy", then drop the soap and instruct her to "pick it up reeeeeal slow"; women love a creative man.
Try these out and let us know how it go !
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Take a dumb bell and just swing it at her as hard as you can!
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Aww the age old question! Sadly my game is no where near the strength it should be to pull a girl from the gym but I have had girls flirt with me and I can tell you what I've heard other guys say about this subject. There's a lot of guys who go to the gyms to workout and thats it...and some girls are the same way and really don't want to be hit on. But SOME go there to do strange erotic stretches hoping to get noticed. I mean seriously has anyone ever seen girls doing stuff like that! 
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A simple hi in passing is good, or if both of you are resting in the same area at the same time maybe strike up a conversation. Don't stare at her for 5 minutes and then approach, don't tell her she has an amazing ass, and don't try to hit on her while she is in the middle of lifting a weight or doing a sprint. I think if you were going to approach it should feel natural, maybe like if both of you were coming in at the same time or were done with ya'lls workout at the same time.
Thats the way I view it at least. Either approach if it can be natural or don't approach at all. Your probably see her again at the same gym anyway. I've heard stories and seen cases where guys come to the gym to hit on all the girls and the word spreads like wildfire through the locker rooms. After a couple of approaches all the girls run from the "creepy loser" guy.
. A simple hi in passing is good, or if both of you are resting in the same area at the same time maybe strike up a conversation. Don't stare at her for 5 minutes and then approach, don't tell her she has an amazing ass, and don't try to hit on her while she is in the middle of lifting a weight or doing a sprint. I think if you were going to approach it should feel natural, maybe like if both of you were coming in at the same time or were done with ya'lls workout at the same time.
Thats the way I view it at least. Either approach if it can be natural or don't approach at all. Your probably see her again at the same gym anyway. I've heard stories and seen cases where guys come to the gym to hit on all the girls and the word spreads like wildfire through the locker rooms. After a couple of approaches all the girls run from the "creepy loser" guy.
Here my take on this: (excluding lesbians of course)
Case 1:
80% of women at the gym go there to train and thats mean ME TIME!.
Basically not aproachable.
Clues are mp3 player and working a sweat = she's serious about her training.
Case 2:
16% of women go there to workout and socialise.
They are easy to talk to.
Problem is usually they are not in great shape and/or housewives ( not the desesperate kindda hot)
Clues: average to fat body, not much effort in the training and talking to everybody.
Case3:
the 4% there are to attract a mate and/or ego boosting
They like attention and will go the distance to get it (no bra in a tank top or should I call it thank top?, short-shorts ...)
Clues: as revealing as allowed and on the edge of slutty/flirting kindda way.
Case 1:
80% of women at the gym go there to train and thats mean ME TIME!.
Basically not aproachable.
Clues are mp3 player and working a sweat = she's serious about her training.
Case 2:
16% of women go there to workout and socialise.
They are easy to talk to.
Problem is usually they are not in great shape and/or housewives ( not the desesperate kindda hot)
Clues: average to fat body, not much effort in the training and talking to everybody.
Case3:
the 4% there are to attract a mate and/or ego boosting
They like attention and will go the distance to get it (no bra in a tank top or should I call it thank top?, short-shorts ...)
Clues: as revealing as allowed and on the edge of slutty/flirting kindda way.
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Each case will be individual and some woman may be looking themselves, so if shes looking at you allot take it further and if you want to make the first move than plan ahead because allot of woman do enjoy this time for themselves but you can meet some interesting people at the gym, out of the iron room I might add because lots of dickheads in that zone I find.
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