I walked into work and my 1 coworker pointed at it and said "you got a new pump." I picked it up and held it at my crotch in front of him and a female coworker and said "it'll take a few months to outgrow this."
Glad they have a sense of humor cause they started laughing.
Women don't understand that men NEED to release. It's a physical thing. If I go too long without an orgasm all my brain can think about is sex. My body wants me to empty my prostate. They don't have that issue so they don't understand the need.