Anyone wanna slap mother nature in the face?

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Hey guys I was just thinking about how if I were ever to meet mother nature one day I would love to give her a nice backhand for giving me such a fucking small cock to start out with. I take Penis Enlargement as a visual smack in the face to her because we're changing what she had planned for us. Stupid bitch should make everyone 8x6 or something lol
 

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Ill slap it in the face for making my two arteries run in the wrong place!!!
 
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Ill slap it in the face for making my two arteries run in the wrong place!!!
yea that too!
 

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Fuck slapping her in the face. I'd fuck her in the face and make her spit up her lunch, She'd be like damn man I though I gave you the mini issue cock!
 
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crazyed27 said:
Fuck slapping her in the face. I'd fuck her in the face and make her spit up her lunch, She'd be like damn man I though I gave you the mini issue cock!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ROFLMAO :D :D :D :D

yea man and smack her in the nose and give her a strawberry, stupid bitch wants to give ME a small dick, I'll show her!
 
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I want in on this action...I wasn't doomed with a small penis, as I started off average. I was doomed with a SLOW GROWING penis...making gains for me is a bitch, so if I ever find mother nature I'll smack her around a little bit for everyone on the forums.
 

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SLAP!!!! Thats for my glands being small as well, that that bitch
 
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Well I'm gonna slap her across her face with my new 10" cock that will teach her
 
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ctmwm said:
Well I'm gonna slap her across her face with my new 10" cock that will teach her
don't slap her with it! fucking choke her with it like an anaconda!
 

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Stunna said:
don't slap her with it! fucking choke her with it like an anaconda!

Damn Right Stunna! I love choke jobs! :p
 
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OOpapercutoo,
awesome avatar!!!! I am definately guitarded!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.........lol
 

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Stunna said:
don't slap her with it! fucking choke her with it like an anaconda!
ahahah, I like your style
 
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poke her in the eye!
 
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When I get 9 x 6.25, I will make her choke on my tool!
 
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When I get 9 x 6.25, I will make her choke on my tool!
shove it down her throat and squeeze her nose shut. :D
 

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