Anyone wanna slap mother nature in the face?

Stunna

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Hey guys I was just thinking about how if I were ever to meet mother nature one day I would love to give her a nice backhand for giving me such a fucking small cock to start out with. I take Penis Enlargement as a visual smack in the face to her because we're changing what she had planned for us. Stupid bitch should make everyone 8x6 or something LOL
 

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Ill slap it in the face for making my two arteries run in the wrong place!!!
 

Stunna

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Supra said:
Ill slap it in the face for making my two arteries run in the wrong place!!!
yea that too!
 

crazyed27

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Fuck slapping her in the face. I'd fuck her in the face and make her spit up her lunch, She'd be like damn man I though I gave you the mini issue cock!
 

Stunna

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crazyed27 said:
Fuck slapping her in the face. I'd fuck her in the face and make her spit up her lunch, She'd be like damn man I though I gave you the mini issue cock!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ROFLMAO LOL LOL LOL LOL

yea man and smack her in the nose and give her a strawberry, stupid bitch wants to give ME a small dick, I'll show her!
 

oopapercutoo

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I want in on this action...I wasn't doomed with a small penis, as I started off average. I was doomed with a SLOW GROWING penis...making gains for me is a bitch, so if I ever find mother nature I'll smack her around a little bit for everyone on the forums.
 

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SLAP!!!! Thats for my glands being small as well, that that bitch
 

ctmwm

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Well I'm gonna slap her across her face with my new 10" cock that will teach her
 

Stunna

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ctmwm said:
Well I'm gonna slap her across her face with my new 10" cock that will teach her
don't slap her with it! fucking choke her with it like an anaconda!
 

shojii

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OOpapercutoo,
awesome avatar!!!! I am definately guitarded!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.........LOL
 

Stunna

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poke her in the eye!
 

xtremegamer

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When I get 9 x 6.25, I will make her choke on my tool!
 

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xtremegamer said:
When I get 9 x 6.25, I will make her choke on my tool!
shove it down her throat and squeeze her nose shut. LOL
 
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