Hello, i wanted to know if anyone has had experience with an escort. I have had a couple blow jobs in my life by the same girl but she was horrible at giving them. She never let me bang her because she was very religious. Now, i really want to get laid because i get really nervous around pretty girls. Could anyone help with my nerves because i literally am shaking and have this sick feeling in my gut. I also wanted to know if i should just grab normal sized condoms.
Virgin help, i want to get with a escort. Plz help a noob.
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For one look up female escorts on yahoo or google and it will show you backpage adds with pictures and pricing.. Ive had a couple good experiences and one where the bitch was just rude!!! Either way well worth the money getting what you really want rather than taking a woman out and wine and dining her in hope she'll give you some trim... Your not going to get rid of the jitters unless you completely focus your mind and train it to not care about nerves and being bashful.. You just need to permenantly act like kind of as if you were drunk, have lost your inhibition, and care less if you were to be shot down. Display confidence ,but not arrogance! There is a fine line between knowing you have swagger and thinking your God's gift to women! Just try to relax and be euphoric about the situation not anxious and bouncing off the walls. And I cant answer the condom size you should purchase without knowing what you have to work with? Look around on the internet for condom size accomodation.. GET YOURSELF A CLASSY WHORE
I already got a girl and she is fuckin sexy as hell. I also wanted to know where you a virgin at the time because i am 21 and still haven't got laid.
I already got a girl and she is fuckin sexy as hell. I also wanted to know where you a virgin at the time because i am 21 and still haven't got laid.
No, I just got to the point I was sick of being in a relationship with the bullshit bickering nonsense and started fucking stippers and escorts to save money as well in long run!! Plus you can always go back and fuck em again without the headaches of arguing or even having to hold a conversation beyond telling them what you want and dirty talk!!! $200-$250 may sound steep for an hours time ,but believe me it is worth it for NSA sex with a professional!!!
Do you think it is a big deal for a virgin to be with an escort. Here are some pics of her.
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Damn she's a nice looking piece of azz! And what do you mean is it a big deal? FUCK NO!!! Im pretty sure a quality portion of their business clientel is virgins wanting a piece of ass. And beyond that so what if you didnt perform up to par, they arent going to judge you and even if they did who are they to you? Its not like sleeping with a celebrity who's going to put you on blast to the entire world for being lame in the sack! In fact I bet you the exact money you pay for her services that when you do meet her and tell her your a virgin its going to get her rocks off and she'll take really good care of you!! Shes going to be flattered that you chose her to lose your virginity to!!!!!!!!!!! Just make sure you warm up and toss a few pitches before right before the big game and even pop a viagra to get the most bang for your buck...
yea, where can i get a viagra and thanks man, your a huge help.
My brother called an escort one day he didnt hit it the first time and she didnt feel safe with 2 guys being there i was there just to watch tv but i left because she was weird about 2 guys being there i think she gave him head the second time and he got her number so basically he would call her up when he she wasnt working but she was on drugs and shit so be carefully with these girls this one was a pill head but very pretty hispanic girl
thanks for the advice tparker84.
All this talk of escorts, I went and got me one last night!View attachment 25407View attachment 25408View attachment 25409View attachment 25410 Shes a Florida native in Ocala area...
Wow exiled, how did that go?
You do know that there's only one first time right? I'm not saying you should be married or anything like that, but wouldn't it feel better if you really scored?
Just saying...
Just saying...
I just recieved an email from one of the escort I just got with hooker friends saying she would gve me a $100 hour special with girlfriend experience (tongue kissing and no condom blowjob) out of nowhere! I cant upload the pictures of her though for some reason their protected???? DUH
I didn't believe this until I did a search for escorts in my area. There's tons of Hot Ass Chicks literally right down the road, ready to service whatever you need.
just look in the backpage clasified [words=http://www.phallosan.com/shop/catalog/default.php?z=eNortjIxtVKyL0pNszWxMFcrSSxKTy2JL0hMT7U1UisoykyxtbBQSy4tLsnPjS8uKcrMS7dVsgZcMMpbEbo%2C]ads[/words] by typing your city name and the word escorts on any search engine and backpage [words=http://www.phallosan.com/shop/catalog/default.php?z=eNortjIxtVKyL0pNszWxMFcrSSxKTy2JL0hMT7U1UisoykyxtbBQSy4tLsnPjS8uKcrMS7dVsgZcMMpbEbo%2C]ads[/words] should pop up!
Exiled15;484278 said:just look in the backpage clasified [words=http://www.phallosan.com/shop/catalog/default.php?z=eNortjIxtVKyL0pNszWxMFcrSSxKTy2JL0hMT7U1UisoykyxtbBQSy4tLsnPjS8uKcrMS7dVsgZcMMpbEbo%2C]ads[/words] by typing your city name and the word escorts on any search engine and backpage [words=http://www.phallosan.com/shop/catalog/default.php?z=eNortjIxtVKyL0pNszWxMFcrSSxKTy2JL0hMT7U1UisoykyxtbBQSy4tLsnPjS8uKcrMS7dVsgZcMMpbEbo%2C]ads[/words] should pop up!
Wow, right in my backyard
My bad DLD, just getting to your post. I just googled my area & escorts and the Backpage site came up for my city. Man, I've been looking at these [words=http://www.phallosan.com/shop/catalog/default.php?z=eNortjIxtVKyL0pNszWxMFcrSSxKTy2JL0hMT7U1UisoykyxtbBQSy4tLsnPjS8uKcrMS7dVsgZcMMpbEbo%2C]ads[/words] all day. I ain't gone lie, there's some Fine Ass Honeys in my area!! I don't know why, but I'm really kinda surprised. I mean, I knew stuff like this was out there, but I had no idea it was 'right in my own backyard',Lol!! Unfortunately, my wife and I are in the process of seperating in a couple of months...pretty much heading for divorce...a short, but long story. I'm really not in a place to start wining,dining and playing games with women. I decided to just stack my money and work on myself personally. To be honest...knowing that I can get some ass...I mean some really nice ass...for a small fee, is definitely got me considering contacting one of these sexy ladies one day after everything settles. Please don't judge me :blush:
Any fellas out there had any experieces with an escort? Give details...what she like, did she role play for you,etc.
Any fellas out there had any experieces with an escort? Give details...what she like, did she role play for you,etc.
Dude they will do practically anything for your money! Most of them dont kiss whatsoever, make you where a condom for everything, and generally dont do anal with a few acceptions. You really just have to talk to them and figure out what there willing to do and not do during negotiations before getting buck nutty. I havent really asked one to role play ,but im guessing it wouldnt be a big deal for them seeing how their for lack of better words professional whores! Ive had 3 good experiences so far and 1 where the bitch had an attitude problem (apparantly didnt like her job?) and tried to renegotiate more money in the midst of the session... Overall its far more economically smart to just pay to fuck instead of wining and dining some stuck up bitch and not get nothing in return!!! Oh yeah, no strings attached and no fucking headaches from arguing! Just do the dirty, hand her the money, part seperate ways, and potentially get a discount the 2nd time around if your craving for more.... (WIN/LOSE/WIN/WIN) See even the math makes sense! Ive even got 1 hounding me right now that wants to give the girlfriend experience for an hour for $100 and shes not a model ,but by all means atleast an 7 compared to my avatar a 10 and shes Russian, with an accent!!! I never even contacted this woman, I suppose she friends with the escort I just got a couple days ago posted above and liked what she heard?? I dont know if I should just hold off and save my money for new device im wanting to purchase?????? Ahhh!!! I found pictures of this woman I can post just nowView attachment 25418View attachment 25419
Exiled15;484319 said:
DAYUM!!! That's what I'm talking about... Dude, she's fine as hell...Thick and sexy...Just like I like em'. Single life is starting to look awhole lot better
ThicknessBlack;484324 said:DAYUM!!! That's what I'm talking about... Dude, she's fine as hell...Thick and sexy...Just like I like em'. Single life is starting to look awhole lot better
The math works out too! Dinner, a movie, a headache=100+ then you have to cuddle! Don't mention the buyers remorse!
Right! Lol!! No cuddling allowed...just pop off and bounce. Some chicks take booty calls always up until 4am or open 24hrs. Damn, now thats what I call hustling. Either way fucking these chicks(safely of course) is still cheaper then marriage and less headaches.
Have any of you done anything from AdultFriendFinder or the like?
Kind of funny, I can't believe you guys are just discovering the wonders of escorts. Well I just discovered it myself a few years ago, before that I never did anything like that and never thought I would. But when I hit my late twenties and early thirties it got to the point where dating wasn't worth it anymore. Waste of time and waste of money, going through rejection after rejection.
I have a feeling this discovery is happening all over the country and these "stuck up bitches" guys have been wasting their dinner money on are in for a surprise in another couple years. I predict the end of relationships and more women being forced into the escort business to pay the bills.
You may want to check out Asian Massage Parlors, typically runs about 170 for full service and you get an asian girl to wash your entire body first and give you a legit massage before fucking you. The biggest plus of this is the girls are usually very sweet natured compared to American women and fun to play with. Usually a little cheaper, depends on area.
I have a feeling this discovery is happening all over the country and these "stuck up bitches" guys have been wasting their dinner money on are in for a surprise in another couple years. I predict the end of relationships and more women being forced into the escort business to pay the bills.
You may want to check out Asian Massage Parlors, typically runs about 170 for full service and you get an asian girl to wash your entire body first and give you a legit massage before fucking you. The biggest plus of this is the girls are usually very sweet natured compared to American women and fun to play with. Usually a little cheaper, depends on area.
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Just a friendly word of caution. Be careful about those girls on backpage, some of them are coppers.
You will probably want to join a review site and only use girls that are reviewed and have a good rating. If you want to use BP ask girls if they are reviewed anywhere, this will keep you from getting ripped off or worse.
Also don't invite to your place, bad idea. Either go to their place (safe if reviewed) or use motel.
You will probably want to join a review site and only use girls that are reviewed and have a good rating. If you want to use BP ask girls if they are reviewed anywhere, this will keep you from getting ripped off or worse.
Also don't invite to your place, bad idea. Either go to their place (safe if reviewed) or use motel.
That would be great if their were, the closest thing we have in MD are the massage parlors.
In Prague there is one called big sister that is mostly free except they film you with the girls for their live feeds.
In Prague there is one called big sister that is mostly free except they film you with the girls for their live feeds.
I believe by now you know better. The problem with laying an escort is that, (from my own experience) you might start crazing escorts everytime you want to have s*x which is not a good thing.
I hope and pray you find yourself a normal lady.
Finding a exclusive relationship with someone you truly love. This should be the goal.