Trying to suck my own dick...

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lee6

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Yes this is probably weird, but Im making it my goal over the next year to be able to suck myself. If you could you just might do it to.

When I was about 16 the thought first came to me to do this. I tried and on my 3rd time I got the whole head in my mouth. I really couldnt move much and the pain was a bit to much to make anything of it. So I didnt try again until about 2 years ago. Yes this was way before I ever got a real blowjob and I could kill myself fo r not doing stretches when I was younger and actually getting somewhere with it.

Now at 30, Ive been trying off and on for a few weeks to do it again. I have on 2 occasions got the end of the head to touch my lips. The pain in my back and espessially in my hamstrings and calf ligs are to much. Over the next year I plan on doing some extreme leg stretching and overall flexibility workouts until I can get my forehead on my knees while sitting straight legged. If I can get this far I belive I can get my legs behind my head and then use them to also pull my upper torso and head closer to my pelvis, thus being able to suck myself with ease and a bit of movement.

Plus hopefully Ill keep gaining length in my Penis Enlargement routine. Ive already gained 3/4" since January. I hope I can do this. Wish me luck.
 
Yeah, it's kinda crazy, but I do wish you luck... heh... a while ago my girlfriend said to me that that would be 'hot' (as odd as that is...lol). And you know, I bet the stretching'll do it...

Haha... don't think it's for me either, but best of luck to ya.
 
Okay lee6, my first reaction is to think back when you told your wife about your online adult entertainment addiction, craze, or whatever you want to call it. Surprisingly she reacted positively, hence the great stories of encounters you have told to all of us. However, this is more out of the mainstream and I think you should keep her in the dark on this one.
 
I think the thought has crossed every guys mind at some point in time. However, I don't think it would feel anything like a real blow job.
 
Dont freak out on me guys, haha. If you could do it, most of us would. As far as the wife goes PF, yeah, Ill keep it to myself for a while. Anyway...
 
lee6 said:
Dont freak out on me guys, haha. If you could do it, most of us would. As far as the wife goes PF, yeah, Ill keep it to myself for a while. Anyway...
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mmm. dont ever tell her man! The only blowjob you will get is from yourself! rofl
 
alright, the suckin yourself thing is kindda freaky, but the really really freaky part is what the hell are you going to do with the cum?? *shivers
 
Crazed said
"mmm. dont ever tell her man! The only blowjob you will get is from yourself! "


Ha, that would "suck". rofl
 
If I was her I would laugh hysterically if your back locked up from bending too far and they had to take you to the doctor

"I was stretching doctor, honestly!"
"yea I've heard that one before"
 
samzman said:
alright, the suckin yourself thing is kindda freaky, but the really really freaky part is what the hell are you going to do with the cum?? *shivers
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He's going to swallow it, of course!!!! :O <:( rofl
 
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