Problem I didn't foresee...

I've been doing stretches and supra slammers for a couple weeks and the results have been nice. I haven't measured but my wife and I both noticed that my dick is thicker. Well, that's not what was unforeseen...
I finished my slammers and decided to ejaculate since it had been awhile. Now, keep in mind that over the last ten years I've become a 'dribbler' in the cumming arena. However, this morning, when I decided to cum, it shot over 5 feet and hit the wall! That was five feet straight out...who knows if the wall hadn't been there! I haven't done that since I was about 20! Not only did it shoot far, but when I went to clean it up, it had traveled all the way down the wall and left a huge puddle on the floor. I had laid out a couple paper towels just in case it was a big one, but I didn't expect to overshoot the towels, and the table. Those kegels must be working!
So, I'm happy to report that my dick is thicker, and my cumshots are traveling farther! My wife is going to be shocked!
 
Damn, that sucks! How come I don't get those kind or results? :p

Great news man. Hope your wife gets to experience a similar wad ;)
 
Wish all "problems" could be this "bad".

Amen. :P

Yes man. I notice exactly what you are talking about. The kegels + a better intake of water daily increased my shot. I shot 8 times and recorded it for my girl 3k miles away. 8 may not sound like a lot, but it is to me.

Good luck and may the force be with you tonight ;)
 
Instead of busting all over the wall, you should have woke up your wife and told her you wanted to try something. ;)
 
This is so crazy. Yesterday I took a nice, long shower...did my supras and asked my wife for a hand job once I was dried off and such. Thankfully she agreed. We were on the couch and she began...now, she doesn't know that I'm doing p.e., and she remarked that my dick was bigger and more 'veiny'. Well, when I came, it shot over my head and hit the wall. The rest hit me all over the chest. She was nearly speechless. Finally she asked, "where did that come from?" I told her it must be because she's so good at it. I still can't believe the difference. Honestly, I have only dribbled for 10 years...and now I've hit the wall twice! This is fun.
 
My routine is simple. I do routine stretches any time I can...bathroom break, shower, in bed...then I do supra slammers when I can. The slammers I will usually do in the morning in the bathroom, and I'll try in the evening if I can. I have a young child and I sure don't want my kid walking in seeing daddy choking his dick to death :O . I also use a [words=https://www.internetzahlung.de/cc-aktuell/bestellung.php3?PID=PM0440A&Sprache=en]penimaster[/words] for a couple hours in the morning (before work when I can lounge in my loose boxers-can't wear it under even loose pants). I don't have time for any long workout sessions, so I do what I can and it seems to be working. :)
 
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