Penis Volume Calculator: This can't be right.

So last night I downloaded WaxN's Penis Volume Calculator. This thing just can't be right. WaxN I don't mean to start an argument with you, but the math is either wrong or I'm amazed.

I plugged in measurements that represent something along the lines of an average guy, 5.75" length and 4.5" girth. This gave a volume of 9.27 cubic inches. I then plugged in the measurements of a trophy cock, 9" in length and 7" in girth. This gave an incredible 35.09 cubic inches. That makes the trophy 378% of the size of the average schlong. :O

How is this thing calculated?
 
Without looking at the calcs, length is proportional, area goes up at the square of the dimension, and volume goes up to the cube of the dimension.

x^1, x^2 and x^3
 
The volume of a penis with measurements of 5.75 inches length by 4.5 inches girth is 9.266 cubic inches.

The volume of a penis with measurements of 9 inches length by 7 inches girth is 35.094 cubic inches.

The volume of a penis with measurements of 8 inches length by 6 inches girth is 22.918 cubic inches.

The volume of a penis with measurements of 11 inches length by 7 inches girth is 42.892 cubic inches.

The volume of a penis with measurements of 6.5 inches length by 5.5 inches girth is 15.647 cubic inches.
 
Originally posted by mazdab8r
It's just basic mathematics isn't it? Using a cylinder as a model for the calculations?

It's just been a long, long time since I've studied that type of math and I do not remember the formula for the volume of a cylinder. It just seemed hard to believe when I saw the incredible difference.
 
DLD, I'm just curious. Where are you at one this? I know you're not shy about sharing your stats, but I don't believe I've ever seen you post your non-bone pressed EL.

As for me, I'm 5.5" length and 5.5" girth for a cubic volume of 13.24.
 
pi x radius x radius x length = volume of a cylinder.

The calculator figures the radius from the circumference, then does the formula. It's not exact since the circumference is not consistent from base to glans on most guys, and the penis isn't cylindrical, but it's as close as you'll get to a simple way to calculate volume.

I remember when my volume was 12 cubic inches. It's at least 22 based on my last measurment.
 
i guess you could calcuate the volume of the shaft and consider it a cylinder, and then the head's volume and consider it a cone, but not all heads are coneshaped i suppose. what we got is close enough.
 
Originally posted by slayman
i guess you could calcuate the volume of the shaft and consider it a cylinder, and then the head's volume and consider it a cone, but not all heads are coneshaped i suppose. what we got is close enough.
true. I could've made it a little more exacting, requiring several different measurements, but this seemed a good enough approximation.
 
Originally posted by penguinsfan
It's just been a long, long time since I've studied that type of math and I do not remember the formula for the volume of a cylinder. It just seemed hard to believe when I saw the incredible difference.
Yep, pensfan,
Dick volume varies that much. An 8 x 6 cock is MUCH BIGGER than a 6 x 5 cock - nearly twice the mass. And a woman would surely note the difference in her pelvis.
 
Originally posted by WaxN
Yep, pensfan,
Dick volume varies that much. An 8 x 6 cock is MUCH BIGGER than a 6 x 5 cock - nearly twice the mass. And a woman would surely note the difference in her pelvis.

For the record, I hope to obtain a huge cock with that kind of mass. Also, it's worth mentioning, I hope to introduce that new-found mass to a number or women to see how much they seemingly notice it. :)

Ah, what one feels the need to do, all in the name of science.
 
Originally posted by mazdab8r
Wouldn't it be cool to tell someone you are twice the dick you used to be.

They could take that however they wanted to. LOL, youre twice the dick as in asshole you used to be or twice the penis you used to be ;)
 
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