Nick Name Your Monster

[Schwarzenegger]

wow this pe thing is going great for me, such great gains!! already and i just started 2 months ago!... anyways so i was doing a quick jelq/edging session today and because of the sheer size of my penis,, it reminded me of a SledgeHammer hahaha so thats the new nick name i gave it... just wondering what nick names others have given to their fella... this can be motivational!!! well it is at least for me

I cant wait to unleash the SledgeHammer on some pussy... fuck that can even be my new slogan/motto

 

[opa]

I would guess I would just call mine "opa". Since it was born on the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] and soon to be 1 year old. 1,5 month left..then I gotta celebrate..hey maybe I get laid the same day? Who knows..*sigh*

 

[Schwarzenegger]

I would guess I would just call mine "opa". Since it was born on the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] and soon to be 1 year old. 1,5 month left..then I gotta celebrate..hey maybe I get laid the same day? Who knows..*sigh*

Thats cool. But your not gonna be able to tell the girls that you call it OPA.. ill help you out... your fucking big man... you should call yours the Titanic..the biggest baddest ship that ever was made... hahaha

 

[REDZULU2003]

Ricky Rambone is mine .. pretty sad how I already knew the answer to this.

 

[kingsnake]

My dick's name is kingsnake. LOL,LOL.

 

[Girth Hammer]

Agree with kingsnake. A high percentage of the guys forum name is the best nickname for there unit they could think of.

 

[Schwarzenegger]

Ricky Rambone is mine .. pretty sad how I already knew the answer to this.

WAZZZZZUPPPPPPPPP REDZULU.. first time talking to you, your awesome

R u kidding me...How is that sad.... Ricky Rambone is fucking amazing.. im stealing it,, hahahaa

 

[Schwarzenegger]

I haven't got a monster, nevertheless I'm confident it can become one.
I am thinking...Mumbai monster or just bang-la-desh...lol Maybe I should call it The Great Khali hahaha
What's your favourite out of the three?

Gold thats Pure GOLD..... the Mumbai monster is truly a legendary name..

 

[MAXAMEYES]

Like I had to tell my gay-ass cousin one time, "My dick's name is 'SECRET'...strong enough for a man, but made for a woman."

 

[smerc]

At the rate things are going, I will have to stick with "iCock". Portable, small, works on a 2hour charge, perfect christmas gift for the girls, cums in white/black/brown, some assembly required.

 

[Schwarzenegger]

Like I had to tell my gay-ass cousin one time, "My dick's name is 'SECRET'...strong enough for a man, but made for a woman."

Your cousins actually gay? And he asked about your dick// ehhh (shudder) lol

 

[MAXAMEYES]

Your cousins actually gay? And he asked about your dick// ehhh (shudder) lol

pssssttt....
j.o.k.e.
pass
it
on.
.
.

 

[bjv]

The Show Stopper

 

[Bulldog1]

The Cockasaurus Rex

 

[DLD]

at the rate things are going, i will have to stick with "icock". Portable, small, works on a 2hour charge, perfect christmas gift for the girls, cums in white/black/brown, some assembly required.

laughin out load