cladre60;760933 said:I haven't been locked up and don't want to.
I knew a guy who basically admitted he was shoving things way up his ass (mainly drugs) to smuggle them in while on daily work release. Said you had to use a 10" long tube to get things far enough up your ass so they'd stay in during the "squat, spread your cheeks, and cough" portion of the strip search.
One of my inlaws has multiple felonies and has done a number of stretches behind bars, years at a time. He gets strangely quiet when it comes to his time in prison and it's not because he's embarrassed.
Can't imagine spending most of my life in prison.