Morning Wood (or lack of it)

[DLD]

I'm usually dreaming about having to pee

I try to stay hydrated. Sometimes that means I wake up in the middle of the night or early just to pee. If I don't then I'm doing the pee-pee dance all the way across the house and downstairs to turn on the coffee maker, then pee-pee dance back up the stairs to the bathroom.

My pee-pee dance is pretty pathetic looking though cause I'm a white dude and we can't dance.

lol, that is a huge issue now for me, I wake up 10 times a night thinking I have to pee and nothing comes out! Obviously a prostate issue! Love getting old, it rocks!

 

[cladre60]

lol, that is a huge issue now for me, I wake up 10 times a night thinking I have to pee and nothing comes out! Obviously a prostate issue! Love getting old, it rocks!

I was worried at first my peeing was a prostate issue until I realized how hydrated I was and that it was directly related.

 

[Big Schwanz Acht]

lol, that is a huge issue now for me, I wake up 10 times a night thinking I have to pee and nothing comes out! Obviously a prostate issue! Love getting old, it rocks!

get checked NOW!! these are all early signs that need to be addressed

 

[cladre60]

get checked NOW!! these are all early signs that need to be addressed

I think he's just full of cum from his no jerking off and no sex life. Gotta drain the tank on a regular basis!

 

[Big Schwanz Acht]

I think he's just full of cum from his no jerking off and no sex life. Gotta drain the tank on a regular basis!

I keep saying it's what God intended...

 

[cladre60]

I keep saying it's what God intended...

There's a reason why us and dolphins are the only 2 species that have sex solely for pleasure and not just reproduction.

 

[Lookn4girth]

I'm usually dreaming about having to pee

I try to stay hydrated. Sometimes that means I wake up in the middle of the night or early just to pee. If I don't then I'm doing the pee-pee dance all the way across the house and downstairs to turn on the coffee maker, then pee-pee dance back up the stairs to the bathroom.

My pee-pee dance is pretty pathetic looking though cause I'm a white dude and we can't dance.

ROFLMAO, that sounds familiar

 

[DLD]

I keep saying it's what God intended...

I let one off once a month so it is not that! My mind, after 30 days, becomes frustrated and short fused so I do what I have to do quickly

But yes, I have talked to my doctor and we are going to do a ultrasound.

 

[cladre60]

ROFLMAO, that sounds familiar

It's funny until it turns into a rain dance. Then it's messy

 

[DLD]

I used to love when Jen would explode a gallon of gush all over me! She squirted more than a fire hose!

 

[cladre60]

I used to love when Jen would explode a gallon of gush all over me! She squirted more than a fire hose!

I've had a few squirters, or should I say they squirted with me. Wasn't all the time but occasionally it'd happen. I've also had some that didn't squirt but they would soak whatever we were on from being excessively wet. To us men it's a trophy for our performance.

 

[DLD]

I've had a few squirters, or should I say they squirted with me. Wasn't all the time but occasionally it'd happen. I've also had some that didn't squirt but they would soak whatever we were on from being excessively wet. To us men it's a trophy for our performance.

Put down plastic or leather Water proof is important!

 

[cladre60]

Put down plastic or leather Water proof is important!

The wet spot is just funny though.

 

[Randolpho]

Put down plastic or leather Water proof is important!

Liberator makes an awesome solution for your squirting adventures. It's called the Fascinator Lush Throw. It's an absorbent bed cover with a waterproof innerliner.

 

[cladre60]

Liberator makes an awesome solution for your squirting adventures. It's called the Fascinator Lush Throw. It's an absorbent bed cover with a waterproof innerliner.

I should look into that. Every time I pull out my cum drags along with me and gets everywhere. It's funny and messy all at the same time. She can't keep a drop inside her to save her life anymore.

 

[Lookn4girth]

I should look into that. Every time I pull out my cum drags along with me and gets everywhere. It's funny and messy all at the same time. She can't keep a drop inside her to save her life anymore.

Same here

 

[Lookn4girth]

I've had a few squirters, or should I say they squirted with me. Wasn't all the time but occasionally it'd happen. I've also had some that didn't squirt but they would soak whatever we were on from being excessively wet. To us men it's a trophy for our performance.

I am married to a squirter and it is great. She was not always one but she has learned over the years to let it go because it is not pee. She does not squirt every time but I would say about 90% of the time she does.

 

[cladre60]

I am married to a squirter and it is great. She was not always one but she has learned over the years to let it go because it is not pee. She does not squirt every time but I would say about 90% of the time she does.

I think my piercing helps drag the cum out cause it does pretty much get stuck to it. When I take it out for sex it seems like she needs to push the cum out just a little. I've had nights where after I pull out I get up to go grab her a towel or tshirt or whatever and there's a string of cum hanging. It's all just fun and games and we laugh about it. I'll be standing there going "ah damnit, big glob of cum just landed on my leg" and she'll laugh.

My wife doesn't necessarily squirt but there are times she'll just gush out a lot during an orgasm. Position doesn't seem to matter, just the intensity of the orgasm. I'll laugh after and tell her my balls are dripping now or "guess what? Your side of the bed has a puddle now!" That's usually followed by her telling me that her ass is soaked.

The wetter the better! Let it out and enjoy cause it usually means she's having an amazing orgasm.

 

[Mlathem]

im the exact opposite, i never had morning wood in my thirtys due to obesity and recently i have been following a circadian protocol and i now get morning wood and horny as fuck

May i ask what this circadian profile is?

 

[DLD]

may i ask what this circadian profile is?

same

 

[Big Schwanz Acht]

What is The Circadian T3 Method? | Recovering with T3

 

[Lookn4girth]

I think my piercing helps drag the cum out cause it does pretty much get stuck to it. When I take it out for sex it seems like she needs to push the cum out just a little. I've had nights where after I pull out I get up to go grab her a towel or tshirt or whatever and there's a string of cum hanging. It's all just fun and games and we laugh about it. I'll be standing there going "ah damnit, big glob of cum just landed on my leg" and she'll laugh.

My wife doesn't necessarily squirt but there are times she'll just gush out a lot during an orgasm. Position doesn't seem to matter, just the intensity of the orgasm. I'll laugh after and tell her my balls are dripping now or "guess what? Your side of the bed has a puddle now!" That's usually followed by her telling me that her ass is soaked.

The wetter the better! Let it out and enjoy cause it usually means she's having an amazing orgasm.

Sounds like things at your house are a lot like mine. We try to remember to put down a towel or something before our adventures but it does not always happen. I will be hitting her spot and she will be hitting on my back telling me she is fixing to wet the bed if I don't stop. All I do then is adjust the angle a slight but to put more stimulation on that spot and the waterfall begins. The wife and I have both left trails to the bathroom after a roll in the hay but it is all good

 

[Big Schwanz Acht]

reminds me of a joke...

why do women have legs?


cuz if they didn't, they'd leave a trail like a slug

 

[DLD]

reminds me of a joke...

why do women have legs?


cuz if they didn't, they'd leave a trail like a slug

yucky! You just made abstinence so much easier!

 

[Big Schwanz Acht]

She can't keep a drop inside her to save her life anymore.

put her on her head and drop it in her

 

[Lookn4girth]

put her on her head and drop it in her

I tried that but she said it hurts her neck, lol

 

[cladre60]

put her on her head and drop it in her

It's like a prize have cum dripping out of her.

 

[cladre60]

IT'S BAAAAAAACK!!!!!

Started my PE routine again over a week ago and the morning wood came back pretty strong a few mornings ago. However that leaves me wondering what will happen if I reach my goal, cement my size, and stop doing PE.

 

[Big Schwanz Acht]

PE is a lifestyle...there's no quitting

(congrats on the AM wood)

 

[cladre60]

PE is a lifestyle...there's no quitting

(congrats on the AM wood)

Well I'm sure once I reach my planned goal size I could start working on foreskin restoration. One project at a time though....

 

[Big Schwanz Acht]

My [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]BM[/words] routine has given me at least 25% of my foreskin back...I'm kind of conflicted about it tho

 

[cladre60]

I want the natural protection it provides to the head. It's supposed to be covered when flaccid to keep it slightly moist and protected in order to ensure maximum sensitivity and pleasure.

 

[Big Schwanz Acht]

It's more of an 'aesthetic' thing for me...I always find myself retracting the amount of foreskin that's grown cuz I prefer the look (but it's not like I'm walking-around naked all day)

 

[cladre60]

It's more of an 'aesthetic' thing for me...I always find myself retracting the amount of foreskin that's grown cuz I prefer the look (but it's not like I'm walking-around naked all day)

Since you mentioned walking around naked all day...Ever watch Naked And Afraid on Discovery channel? A couple of the girls would see me sporting wood for at least the first few days until exhaustion took its toll.

 

[huge-girth]

IT'S BAAAAAAACK!!!!!

Started my PE routine again over a week ago and the morning wood came back pretty strong a few mornings ago. However that leaves me wondering what will happen if I reach my goal, cement my size, and stop doing PE.

Morning wood has never been a problem for me. If you are not getting morning wood I suggest you add Kegel to your routine.

 

[Big Schwanz Acht]

Since you mentioned walking around naked all day...Ever watch Naked And Afraid on Discovery channel? A couple of the girls would see me sporting wood for at least the first few days until exhaustion took its toll.

I've stumbled across a few promos, but they all kinda look dirty (perhaps that's the attraction, lol) Is everybody's junk 'out there'? I'd think getting it caught on a tree branch or something would be a serious hazard

 

[DLD]

Since you mentioned walking around naked all day...Ever watch Naked And Afraid on Discovery channel? A couple of the girls would see me sporting wood for at least the first few days until exhaustion took its toll.

Awesome show!

 

[cladre60]

Morning wood has never been a problem for me. If you are not getting morning wood I suggest you add Kegel to your routine.

How old are you? I'm thinking age has a little to do with it as I am 40. Getting back into the routine has given me morning wood again. Kegels are a part of my [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]BM[/words] routine. That's when I usually crank out 300. For me it's a good time to do them.

 

[cladre60]

I've stumbled across a few promos, but they all kinda look dirty (perhaps that's the attraction, lol) Is everybody's junk 'out there'? I'd think getting it caught on a tree branch or something would be a serious hazard

Totally naked. Most of them use the little bag they carry to cover their crotch though. Some of them have made "clothing" from leaves and vines. One guy made a coconut bra for the girl.

One guy that did it is gay and said he had to keep telling his partner "eyes up here honey." Wasn't a bad looking guy and when he said he was a "flaming homosexual" she had a very disappointed "oh" Lol.

If I got a cute partner I know I'd risk life and limb hunting for her so she thought "that's a really macho man. I want his penis in me" and then acted upon those thoughts.

 

[huge-girth]

How old are you? I'm thinking age has a little to do with it as I am 40. Getting back into the routine has given me morning wood again. Kegels are a part of my [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]BM[/words] routine. That's when I usually crank out 300. For me it's a good time to do them.

I'm 33.

 

[cladre60]

I'm 33.

Up until about 35 I felt invincible. Then I suddenly realized my body wasn't 20 anymore and I needed to start respecting limitations.

Still have all my hair though. Can't tell you how happy I am about that.

 

[DLD]

Up until about 35 I felt invincible. Then I suddenly realized my body wasn't 20 anymore and I needed to start respecting limitations.

Still have all my hair though. Can't tell you how happy I am about that.

How old are you today?

 

[Big Schwanz Acht]

Clad mentioned that he's 40 (I remember my 40's...fun times )

 

[Chaoskampf]

I don't have morning wood all the time. But I know it is there even if I don't wake up to it. If you wear a cock ring overnight then you will wake up from the morning wood. First time I had a very painful erection and was reminded of the way Shane Diesel must have gotten his girth --> by uncontrolled erections as DLD once mentioned in his studies.

 

[Big Schwanz Acht]

funny you mention this, my morning wood had a tinge of pain today...I just attributed to the fact that yesterdays workout was i-n-t-e-n-s-e. Perhaps there was growth going on during my sleep? (hoping)

 

[cladre60]

How old are you today?

40yrs, 10 months, and a few days.

 

[cladre60]

Clad mentioned that he's 40 (I remember my 40's...fun times )

I've made some lifestyle changes very recently that should result in my 40s being better than my 30s. Wish I could roll back the clock 10yrs and make the same changes.

 

[DLD]

Clad mentioned that he's 40 (I remember my 40's...fun times )

Yeah fun times indeed, I think I spent most of my 40's locked up

 

[huge-girth]

Yeah fun times indeed, I think I spent most of my 40's locked up

I tried imagining what you did for those times you spent locked up

 

[cladre60]

I tried imagining what you did for those times you spent locked up

I haven't been locked up and don't want to.

I knew a guy who basically admitted he was shoving things way up his ass (mainly drugs) to smuggle them in while on daily work release. Said you had to use a 10" long tube to get things far enough up your ass so they'd stay in during the "squat, spread your cheeks, and cough" portion of the strip search.

One of my inlaws has multiple felonies and has done a number of stretches behind bars, years at a time. He gets strangely quiet when it comes to his time in prison and it's not because he's embarrassed.